PODCAST

That Checks Out

Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!

comedy improv

All Episodes

67:47

A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and...

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2024/06/24

The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous list of records.

60:52

Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren

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2024/06/17

The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant.

63:45

The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios

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2024/06/10

The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms.

56:59

Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks

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2024/06/03

The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician.

48:59

McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish

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2024/05/27

The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China.

53:03

Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free...

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2024/05/20

The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back.

62:23

70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell

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2024/05/13

The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry.

52:00

Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes

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2024/05/06

The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks.

55:18

Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs

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2024/04/29

The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity.

48:46

Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”

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2024/04/22

The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine.

51:53

Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets

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2024/04/15

The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign.

51:40

Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka &...

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2024/04/08

The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee.

59:33

Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance...

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2024/04/01

The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along.

80:23

Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."

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2024/04/01

The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.

61:42

Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist

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2024/03/25

The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.

50:01

Deceased & Assist, Tobacco & Leather, and Hotbedding

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2024/03/18

The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission.

54:42

Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of...

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2024/03/11

The guys discuss how a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem.

58:09

“He was Arrested and Kilt”

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2024/03/04

The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police.

70:36

Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires

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2024/02/26

The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos.

54:18

Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping...

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2024/02/19

The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off".instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdtfacebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandtedRecorded at Audiohive PodcastingHosted on Transistor.fm

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