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Deliver Us Some Evil

Deliver Us Some Evil

Deliver Us Some Evil is the red-headed stepchild of true crime and true conspiracy, the mutant offspring of ufology and cryptozoology, the cybernetic super-villain hybrid of psychological profiling and esoteric mysticism. We cover a lot of topics... Serial killers, hauntings, alien abductions, cannibalism, government psyops, monsters, cults, Satanic rituals, crime bosses, urban legends, lolcows, stalkers, nothing is too weird, wacky, or weirdly wacky for The DUSE. Join Eli and Mel for a new episode

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01:26:06

The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga

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2024/04/22

Chris-Chan is back! Don't worry though, it's not a super complicated episode. In fact, just about any sea monkey in a hollow stump could sit in a pleather gaming chair and rant and rave for about an hour about an autistic man getting his nut up to save his fictional girlfriend, THC, Tide pods, 13-year-old internet terrorists, old lady sex traffickers, and of course a double date with your father! This just proves that Mel loves testing her boundaries and like our eponymous hero Chris-Chan,

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01:11:28

The Order of the Pug: Kiss the Chocolate Star

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2024/04/15

In this episode Eli and Mel delve into the secret world of The Order of the Pug! Yes that's right, those weird anti-establishment 18th century hippies who thought humanity was nothing but feral dogs and they were civilizing the world, one feral beast at a time. You'll also get a brief history of esoteric pug statuettes, silver medallions, and portraits of people making weird faces while giving the finger to your divine right. Intrigued? Then get on your knees! Don't you dare knock on the

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02:13:39

Esoterica Eclipsia: Apocalypse Cow

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2024/04/05

The end is nigh! With the approach of the total eclipse of the sun, Eli is here to guide you on a tour of four massive esoteric theories detailing when, where, and why the Biblical Apocalypse might have a date with destiny right in our own backyard. Is he off his rocker? Is he smoking some really good stuff? Before you pick up the phone and call out because what's the point, let the DUSE connect the dots between WWI, WWII, 912, CERN, the Messiah, the Antichrist, and... Apocalypse Cow!

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01:30:47

The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part IV: All Aboard for...

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2024/04/01

The DUSE brings you the fourth installment of the Adventures of Guy Ballard! No matter your religious background, we can all agree that it's never a good idea to mix mythological ancient cities, aliens digging up gold, old men figuring out how eyesight works, an interdimensional God King who might be planning mass assassinations, kung fu cats, and good old patriotism. But if you want to take your chances with the magical bundt cake, the I Am Activity Movement may be the perfect cult for you

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01:20:15

Dennis DePue: A Ghoulish Easter

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2024/03/31

This Easter, Eli and Mel talk about a ghoul of a man who by all accounts lived the American Dream. He had an ugly wife nobody else wanted to bang, three snot-nosed kids that didn't like him, a job that afforded him nothing but headaches, and eventually a divorce that would set him on the path to the destruction of his family one explosive Easter afternoon. Dennis DePue soon rose to television infamy as Robert Stack pulled on his pocketless trench coat to talk about this infamous crime. Hours

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01:31:27

Warlord Barbecue: That's Not Chicken

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2024/03/18

In this episode Eli and Mel tackle one of the biggest stories to hit the headlines: the cannibal warlord taking over Haiti, a man who calls himself "Barbecue" not because he loves cold beer and cooking burgers poolside. So listen up as Eli exposes the neo-liberal left's take on "revolutionaries" and how they're oddly comfortable with cannibalism, even making the argument that "People are cleaner than pork..." What an odd hill to chose to die on! But don't

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01:22:10

The Shankill Butchers: Little Man Complex

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2024/03/17

Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! In the D.U.S.E.'s annual Saint Patty's Day episode Eli struggles to get the words out as Mel listens to the story of an angry little Irish terrorist/soldier/gangster/serial killer known as Hugh "Lenny" Murphy, a name about as common in Ireland as Chin is in China! But don't let the man's cartoonish height and style reminiscent of a favorite cartoon dog fool you. This shrimp would just as soon gut you and stuff you in a back

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01:46:21

Amelia Dyer: Once You Pop You Just Can't Stop

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2024/03/11

In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the international woman of the year: Amelia Dyer! A baby farmer so successful that the Victorian Era British government changed the adoption laws. No really, they did. But since it's the Victorian Era, where shit ran through the gutters and murder was around every corner, their efforts to protect babies was like sailing a paper boat from Florida to Africa. The idea was there, but the execution needed some work. Speaking of executions, this loving lady helped

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01:33:43

The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Miscreants Saga

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2024/03/04

Today's selection pairs beautifully with whatever you're currently doing in life because we all know that this is the best part of your week! It's a blend of revenge for the death of a little brother, respect for a mythical Japanese nerd, love triangles, dastardly plots, Billy Mayes and his Oxi-Clean, trolls without their bridges, an organization of villains hell bent on destroying our eponymous hero, an online harem of "totally real women," and a few bits and bobs, all topped

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01:06:54

Roberta Elder: Bananas and Cheese

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2024/02/26

In this episode Eli once again proves he doesn't have a good grasp of history, but who needs that when we're talking about one of our nation's lesser-known Bluebeards: Roberta Elder! Miss America Bluebeard 1952 runner-up to the much more famous Nannie Doss. Sure the papers could have reported on Roberta Elder, but it's clear that America doesn't care about black victims....or do they? Those of us here at the D.U.S.E. would like to think we do, at least enough to jam together a

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01:53:05

The Hart Family Murders: Sometimes Family Sucks

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2024/02/19

In this episode Eli and Mel bring the sad story of the Hart children to the forefront of everyone's thoughts this week in Black History Month. Not every person who adopts a child is evil, but the vast majority of them are, especially if they're white and liberal. No, we aren't talking about Angelina Jolie. The main characters of this story are two lesbians who thought it would be easier to adopt six children, beat them, parade them around, and collect checks from the state of Texas than

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01:55:06

The Bjork Stalker: The Best Of Me

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2024/02/14

This Valentine's Day, join us for a very special tale of love. It's the one-of-a-kind love that only a man who hunts roaches for a living can feel for a ghoul-- er, girl he's never met. Take a journey into madness as Eli regales you with the story of how he sat down and watched 22 hours of a fat guy obsessing over an Icelandic singer. Feel Eli's thousand-yard stare as he recounts the stalker's gradual loss of sanity -- and clothes -- his racist rants, homemade art supplies, and

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01:27:57

Sister Credonia: #1 Mass Murdering Cult Leader

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2024/02/12

In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of an Ugandan woman with caviar dreams. So how did she get there? Well turns out, if you're smart, not ugly, and have a vagina, it's easier than you think! I mean, she went from setting an ex-boyfriend's belongings on fire, to the funny farm, to buying a bar and brewing banana beer, to prostituting herself and murdering motorists for their pocket change, all the way to the top of a millennial doomsday cult, proving that no matter how bad

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01:26:56

Phoenix Jones: No Country For Heroes

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2024/02/05

The D.U.S.E. is ringing in Black History Month in style! In this episode Eli will regale you with the tale of a black man in Seattle who decided enough was enough! Donning a ski-mask and a fedora, this would-be hero fights off mobs of attackers until the cops show up to finally do their job. With an addition of a mere tens of thousands of dollars in building the ultimate super suit, the superhero identity of Phoenix Jones was born! The masked crusader of Seattle started a superhero fight club that

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01:43:25

The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Smelly Fish Saga

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2024/01/29

In this episode Eli and Mel cover a slew of interesting and totally not made up characters that revolved around Chris-Chan's early internet career. Eli felt gross researching this episode so it's his obligation to make you feel gross listening to the fruits of his labor! But maybe he's doing it intentionally by channeling his inner "Chris-Chan". There truly isn't an act too low for those of us here at the D.U.S.E. to ensure the quality of the content! So enjoy the stories

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01:39:59

Saint Ken "El Bastardo" McElroy

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2024/01/22

In this episode of the D.U.S.E. Eli retells the life and times of a man so great that he might actually have been a saint. Saint Ken? Saint Redneck? Whatever the case may be, he fits the definition of a Christian saint. I mean after all, he did have multiple child brides, he was the wrathful God of a small town in Missouri, he brought with him pestilence, plague, and the deaths of first born sons. Saint Ken was such a good guy that the town took it upon themselves to martyr him, proving that the man

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01:18:18

Cryptids: Wish I Had A Sweater

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2024/01/15

In this episode Eli and Mel sit back and relax along a very nice and totally not polluted river bank in West Virginia when suddenly a giant two-headed monstrosity breaches the water's surface and drags Mel off to its den for a midnight snack. Does Eli bother to go looking for her corpse? Not a goddam chance! Would you hop into the water after watching your pal get dragged down kicking and screaming? Exactly. But those of us at the D.U.S.E. ain't no bitches! We dove head-first into the crotch

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00:52:02

The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part III: My Cat's Nipples

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2024/01/08

In this amazing installment of The Adventures of Guy Ballard, Mel confesses her fascination with feline anatomy, but can you really blame her? Especially when the episode covers a cult leader who totally wasn't having gay adventures in the woods of Mount Shasta with strange men while his wife thinks he's communing with "God" or when the same man molests a mountain lion just after traversing literal space and time with a man hell bent on feeding him strange cakes and whisking him

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00:59:40

Keith "The Beast" Gibson: A Trustworthy Citizen

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2024/01/01

In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of a man so trustworthy that not only was he paroled early, they kept paroling him over and over again. And when the D.U.S.E. says "trusted" we mean he's as trustworthy as a rabid fat woman set loose in an ice cream cake factory. But, minus all the guns, crack, and wanton murder, can you blame the guy? It's not his fault that society was stupid enough to keep giving him second chances. We all know the reason why, but we won't

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02:01:09

JonBenet Ramsey: Xmas Beauty Queen

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2023/12/25

Want to know what's worse than seeing the notification for a new D.U.S.E. episode on Christmas Day? Being a child beauty pageant queen! In this very merry Christmas special Eli and Mel deliver you the finest evil the holidays can offer, and no we aren't talking about your Aunt Marge's blueberry cobbler. The story of JonBenet Ramsey captured the attention of an international audience. The police wanted to railroad the people that actually committed the crime while everyone else wanted to

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