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Cocktale Hour

Learn all those things they don"t teach in school. Three foul-mouthed fathers give you the low down on everything. Nothing is sacred as we pull back the covers on current events and big picture philosophical ideas. We are podcasting out of Los Angeles and try to keep our identities secret because in real life, we"re pretty darn famous.

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Episode 123 Life, Liberty and Midterm Elections

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2022/11/12

The midterms are over and we don't know who won. So let's talk about affirmations and Hollywood instead! Join us for the most stimulating Saturday morning talk you'll find, and don't bother connecting with us on Twitter, we're out. Don't let anyone impersonating us steal your money!

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Episode 122: The end of the truck story and the mime...

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2022/10/29

Kelly's truck was never found, but we did find a great way to protest, show up in Maricopa County Arizona in a speedo and a smile. Kelly can mime his heart out while the Gravy Seals look threatening around the ballot boxes. Happy Halloween!

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Episode 121 Police departments and obese old people.

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2022/10/08

When you went from 150 to 400 pounds, it just snuck up on you didn't it? If your BMI is over 40, you might expect some health issues, but I can tell you what restaurant you will really enjoy. We dig deep on this episode even though the cops have 0 leads on Kelly's truck. Do the police care enough to help you when you need something? Danny ponders attending a local school board candidate meeting. I wonder, should you go to every local political board meeting and cause trouble?

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Episode 120 The Stolen Truck

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2022/10/02

It happened. Someone stole Kelly's truck from in front of his house. Will he ever get it back? How long do you have to wait before it is declared gone forever. Do people masturbate to your personal photos if you AirBnb your house? All these questions will be answered in this episode!

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Episode 119 Foreskin trading and Senior Swingers

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2022/09/03

The prayers worked and Kelly is chipper as ever! We discuss skin grafts and discover that foreskin is available for any kind of facial graft you need. Now we just need to figure out to corner the market for our own retirement goals. Speaking of retirement, would you retire to a community that we ran? Come on, it would be fun!

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Episode 118 Willie Nelson and The Rule of Law

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2022/08/28

This week we come back from a few days off and celebrate the fact that Willie is still alive. America still needs to get its shit together and Kelly needs prayers of comfort. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter!

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Episode 117 Utopia and Entertainment

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2022/08/06

TikTok and influencers. Kevin Spacey's morality clause. Whether Danny is susceptible to advertising or not. We have a politics free talk today and get deep into what the young people want to see. Join us as our popularity skyrockets on The Cocktale Hour!

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Episodio 116SP Barberia Cultura de terror y cancelacion

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2022/07/24

Mi peluquero era un pervertido y Kelly se cortó el pelo muy corto. Hablamos de la cultura de la cancelación y si puedes volver de ella. Planeamos un control remoto para mi reunión de secundaria. No olviden seguir mis quejas en Twitter.La hora del cuento de gallos!

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Episode 116 Barber Shop Terror and Cancel Culture

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2022/07/23

My barber was a low-key pervert and Kelly's cut his hair too short. We talk about cancel culture and if you can ever come back from it. We plan a remote for my high school reunion...yikes! Don't forget to follow my rants on Twitter- CocktaleHour!

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Episode 115 Life Finds A Way

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2022/07/16

No big political topics this time. We're talking about what happens if aliens are real and they come to take all the women. Who would help us decorate? Kelly says it leads to a new series, Handsjob Tale. Let's get in better spirits and make the world a better place, what do you say. Follow us on Twitter, I've been complaining a lot there...

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Episode 114 Political Science and the New Orphan Train

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2022/07/09

The Fourth of July didn't seem so festive this year. We riff on politics, the supreme court and what's going to happen to all those babies the high school cheerleaders in Missouri and Louisiana are going to have. As always, you can complain to us on Twitter at Cocktalehour. I've been making angry tweets there, so feel free to enjoy!

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Episode 113 A Gift from Jesus and Angry Women

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2022/06/25

This week America is a dumpster fire and I for one blame Christianity and have taken to Twitter to express my impotent rage. Danny is trying to keep us level headed, and Kelly has given up on voting as a way to institute change. Whether you believe in our opinions or not, here they are. Remember, no one can see your vote. If you live in a Christian Taliban state, you can still vote for change and no one a the Garden Club will ever know...

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Episode 112 The Smell of Gwyneth and Saving the World...

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2022/06/18

Follow your dreams, but make sure your funeral expenses are covered. We spend this episode diving into parenting and generational trauma. How would we rank as fathers? Stay tuned and maybe we'll share the results next time...

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Episode 111 Go Karts and Prayer

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2022/06/11

Gas prices are high for no good reason. What can we do but pray about it? Join us for comforting words of wisdom, and not a whole lot of penis jokes this time. We want to make Kate happy.

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Episode 110 Memorial Day and Evil in America

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2022/05/28

It's Memorial Day weekend and we're finding it hard to find much joy in America. Another school shooting, price gouging and inaction from every branch of the government. We find that it's the little things, like Herschel Walker's inability to make coherent sentences that give us joy.

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Episode 109 Small Portions and John Varvatos

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2022/05/15

Even though we have Zannie as a new Patreon patron, we could use a big sponsor to drive engagement. Maybe John Varvatos is the way to go, I guess we just need to send him a note. Ketosis, Probiotics, alien Jeff Bezos and illegitimate supreme court justices...today is for learning!

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Episode 108 The Native Americans can save us from Jesus

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2022/05/07

Where you live has a big impact on family planning assistance. I propose that Native Americans start up abortion clinics on their lands. Casinos and healthcare for the Southern states! Danny and Kelly deep dive into Covid testing and bounties, not for women seeking abortions, but men ejaculating. That brings a whole new twist to $10,000 a pop. Start saving money today, teen boys!

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Episode 107 Musk and Corona

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2022/04/30

Danny finally caught the Covid, but he's almost out of Quarantine. We talk about his adventures, what makes someone a genius and whether the Stones are still good. Don't forget to sign up to our ever growing Patreon group!

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Episode 106 New York City Bear Spray and the...

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2022/04/09

Life is almost so back to normal that Danny, Kelly and John are taking plane flights next weekend. Kelly goes north to Canada, John to the Lone Star State and Danny to the Big Apple. Will people be friendlier there, can he still get a pretzel while taking in the aroma of the Port Authority? I don't know for sure, but I do guarantee he'll be disappointed by something.

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Episode 105 Free Guy and Click That Link

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2022/04/03

Let's don't talk about the Oscars and talk about gut health and good movies, ok? Don't forget to check out our Patreon!

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