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Emergency Pants Podcast

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Episode 157: Suckers and Rubes

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2011/08/31

Episode 157: We think you guys are swell! Bridget went to CHSH, got drunk, and blames Lindsay Shane got a stitch from Man Junk aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys Kitties with People Names! GO LOOK! We answer questions from Elizabethplaid and Erik Bates Download: Episode 157

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Episode 156: Nips a’popping

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2011/08/24

Episode 156: Something something boobs something We answer questions from crosseyedstitch, rartastic and Penny Bridget loves Fishing with John Penny and Johnny are famous! Shane has been watching Hillybilly Hand Fishin’ Doctor Who is coming back! Jamie wrote a book! CHECK IT OUT! Shane loves his Sennheiser headset and earbuds! Download: Episode 156

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Episode 155: Question: Who Would Win in a Fight –...

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2011/08/16

Episode 155 is the episode to end ALL EPISODES! OR SOMETHING! We answer questions/discuss topics supplied by Alyssa from Canada, 2yellows, thejohnblog, smartgrrrl, lindstifa, yhf, smartasshat, and inthefade! Topics include: It’s not stalking, it’s being polite Politicians: human or not? Cheese Keeping it real Fud Download: Episode 155

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Episode 154: That’s A Lot of Nuts!

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2011/08/10

Episode 154, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! He says funny things on the internet, he’s half of Fake Band Name with Bridget, he makes comics, and he stitches. Damn, man, that’s a lot of stuff! We got emails from Kat and Shawn sharing their first musical purchases That really is a lot … Continue reading »

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Episode 153: All Those Crusty Socks

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2011/08/03

Episode 153 -*knock knock knock* Honey? What are you doing in there? Emails! Eeeeeeeee!!! Matt aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys sent Bridget a pressie! Penny made Bridget a boss playlist Shane’s in love and you better accept it even if it’s not traditional, dammit We demand ninjas Download: Episode 153 (hehehe – load)

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Episode 152: Ramblecast!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/07/27

Episode 152: We’re all over the place and junk! Thanks to Penny for telling us about her friend’s awesome and hilarious write-up of her experience with cancer and about this article that sounds eerily like Bridget The Butt Slasher has us saddened and confused Swedish Fish Oh, hello – have a hand job Join Spotify … Continue reading »

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Episode 151: Yiffing!

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2011/07/20

Episode 151: Now with 100% more YHF! Touch by an Uncle It’s hot as balls! Working at a place with a walk-in freezer is awesome A message from the awesome Toppie Smellie! Lots of other things! I was laughing too much to remember them! Download: Episode 151

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Episode 150: Our Cats, Ourselves

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2011/07/12

Episode 150, in which we are 12 year old boys. AS USUALLY. Pam sent us a voicemail! Hi Pam! Jeremy, Justin and Rob sent us emails! O HAI GUYS! We discuss the awesomeness that is Cracker Finishing School for Boys Shane will be on the Story Time Podcast! How to deactivate a cat The Jam … Continue reading »

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Episode 149: Masturbation Foundation

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2011/06/30

Episode 149: Time to sauce the taco! Daniel emailed us about The Art of Seduction. GROSS. Ben dropped us a line about Minnesota being too polite to ask for federal funding Bridget’s brother Rob sends us his favorite Urban Dictionary entry We plug Shane’s Are You Sure You Want To Cancel? tumblr Bridget plugs the … Continue reading »

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Episode 148: Go Ahead, Caller.

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/06/23

Episode 148: We take your calls! And do UNSPEAKABLE things with them! We got emails from Vegkat and Tim! We take calls from VSC, Penny Nickels, and Shae! Bridget’s brother Rob send an email about Go The Fuck to Sleep! Download: Episode 148

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Episode 147: Katzenzwein

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2011/06/15

Episode 147, in which we are joined by Pam from Hip To Be A Square podcast! We talked about a lot of stuff! It was fun! Also: wine. Here, go look at this kitten in a hamster ball! Download: Episode 147

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Episode 146: Pass the Gavel

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/06/09

Episode 146: Something something fart joke something. Shane passes up a gavel Bridget is self-medicating with margaritas We love Steve Purcell, the creator of Sam & Max Lindsay sent Bridget puppies! Hi to TJ and Pam! Download: Episode 146

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Episode 145: Bitch Cutting: Averted.

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/06/01

Episode 145: Don’t cut a bitch, Kat, we’re totally here! Bridget talks about the Maker Faire Rum. RUNNERS. Mongolian barbecue Nazi Evan asks if we’re aware of merkins, and we school him Amber asked about Andriod apps – here’s Shane’s list Hi to Pam from Hip to Be a Square podcast Martin Hsu, Nidhi Chadnani, … Continue reading »

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Episode 144: It the Katkast!

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2011/05/19

Episode 144: Oh my god you guys! It’s KAT! Junderpants! Fairytale of New York If I Should Fall From Grace With God totally sounds like The Sun Exit 57 and Vacant Lot are both hilarious! We love the unexplained! What’s your buddy crime solving show? Download: Episode 144

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Episode 143: Does this rag smell like ether?

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/05/11

Episode 143: WE’RE BACK, BITCHES! Shane tells us about his sweet new digs! GIANT FUCKING BUMBLEBEE Maus says hi! Over and over! Ben told us about the passive Midwestern advertising at Bushel Boy Midwestern Greeting Cards – they need to be a thing! Again! Bridget and Matt started a Fake Band Name blog! Download: Episode … Continue reading »

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Episode 142: The Jamcast

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/04/27

Episode 142: JAM HANDS! Penny sent us some SUPER GROSS ADS Go. Look. Also, Penny sent us a link to her internet boyfriend. Check it out! Tim from Tastes Like Burning sent us an email – hi Tim! General Bitching Ice cream The lost episodes of Emergency Pants Download: Episode 142

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Episode 141: I’m Gonna Go Pee From My Vagina

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/04/20

Episode 141: We’re back and junk! A tale of two couches Bridget went to a thing and met Lindsay, Nicky, Michele, and many others! The Runny Bunny, Trixie Delicious, and Christopher Uminga all make cool stuff! cats Bridget and Penny started a new blog! Download: Episode 141

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Episode 140: $240 Worth of Podcast

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/04/06

Episode 140: Awwwwwww yeah! John Callahan was awesome Funky Sofa is funky Don’t Look Down Wishes My Bodyguard Other things! Download: Episode 140

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Episode 139: Tic Tac Twat

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/03/23

Episode 139, in which things happen! We got a voicemail from Christopher WalkenMatt! This is the funniest damn thing that has ever happened. For real. Shane can raise a single eyebrow, wink and whistle. Bridget can’t. *sad trombone* We visit the Uncanny Valley Bridget might be Joan Jett Download: Episode 139

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Episode 138: Your Boney M is Showing

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2011/03/16

Oh my god, you guys! It’s the FEY DRIVER! Fey tells us all about the Pink Wheelnuts podcast We cheer on the Casey/Zangief Kid Behold! Boney M! We want Solo Wheels THIS HOUSE IS AWESOME Moo and Oink We also talk about awesome bathrooms, portable showers, and cheese Download: Episode 138

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