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Distorted View Daily

Get Exclusive Shows Every Week: SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.

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00:57:50

Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/05/30

On Today’s Episode:💨 Cropdusting Catastrophe: A woman claims her ex-boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus infection... for seven years.💀 Clone Boning & Anti-Semitic Sci-Fi Rock: Listener Miss May shares the unhinged musical stylings of conspiracy nutjob John North Wright.♞ Transgender Twitch Meltdown: A live-stream chess session goes from wholesome to holy shit when Dad accidentally outs his daughter to the pizza guy.🚗 Tim Gets a New Whip: Meet the "Daewoo Creeper" — part car, part

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00:55:25

America's Funniest Inbred Home Videos

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2025/05/28

Segments and Stories1. Great Moments in Customer ServiceHighlight: An Australian man rants profanely about booking a driving test in Victoria, fed up with bureaucracy and “cunts” in Croydon.Quote: “I want to make a boogie for this fucking bullshit so I can drive a car safely.”2. Ethan Ralph’s Pill Stream MeltdownSubmitted by: Sirosis of Liver (Discord)Story: Ethan Ralph, alt-right host of The Kill Stream, drunkenly argues with a text-to-speech donation (self-help guru clip) for 10 minutes, thinking

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00:22:46

Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

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2025/05/26

🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day, freaks! Tim’s coming at ya in Daisy Dukes and dangling testicle fringe to celebrate the holiday with a short but unhinged episode. It’s a gift to America—and to your eyes. Yes, there’s a pic.🩲 On Today’s Brief Program:🦅 Tim's tribute to the troops… and his nutsack🎶 A Winthrop High School “Don’t Say the R Word” musical PSA featuring special vocals and Waluigi-in-a-wheelchair energy🔊 Tim reflects on offensive language, tard-based suffixes, and his unyielding allegiance

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00:48:44

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama...

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2025/05/25

On Today's Show:00:00:00 Introduction01:54:21Super Mario 3 Music Lyrics05:00:16 Woman Loses Her Mind Over Her New Low Income Phone13:20:06 Using AI Legal Representation16:26:11 The Blow Up Your Chromebook TikTok Challenge22:32:16The Global Sexual Assauly Conspiracy w/ Galileo233326:25:20 Subcribe To The Sideshow!28:24:13 Violating Parole Because Your Mouth Was Too Hot31:51:07 Steakhouse Nut Punch!35:21:06 More On Diddy's Tootsie Roll Midge Dick38:57:06Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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00:44:16

Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/05/23

🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we're capping things off with a listener-suggested gem from 2019—except, it might not be the exact episode suggested… but who cares, because it’s still packed with degeneracy and DV gold.💥 What’s Inside This Vintage Vomit Bag:🕵️‍♂️

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00:50:41

Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist

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2025/05/21

On Today’s Show:💥 Slap Fight Carnage: One man’s face swells like a ketchup packet until it literally bursts—blood sprays everywhere and audience members are puking in the parking lot. Just another day in the UFC’s Power Slap League!👻 A Ghost With a Fat, Hairy Agenda: Will Blunderfield is visited in a dream by a spectral advocate for bushy vaginas. She’s not resting in peace—she’s spreading pussy positivity from the great beyond.🥇 Competitive Cum Swallowing: The stakes are high and the spunk is

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00:21:00

Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly

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2025/05/19

On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode:🔥 Tim returns from a boiling-hot Ashtabula trip to assess his mom’s mysterious medical woesShe’s got heel pain, a raspy voice, and a death wish involving slippery bathtubsThyroid drama turns out to be... absolutely nothing. Thank you, cockatoo receptionists.Tim sets up MyChart for his mom and immediately regrets knowing so muchLandline bill from 1972 somehow costs $100/month — is she calling the Kremlin?📸 The horrors of solo livestreaming: a British food vlogger

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00:48:36

How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience

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2025/05/19

On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction tips, and pickup artistry so bad it should be registered as a sex offense.✨ In this episode:🎮 A deep, throbbing dive into Super Seducer, the choose-your-own-adventure game for psychological warfare against

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00:50:00

Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For...Well,...

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2025/05/16

On Today's Show:💥 When your work nickname is Mr. Pedophile, it might be time for a new profession… or, you know, prison.💊 A redneck meltdown at CVS: “Only queer pharmacists give out gel caps!” Real men take tablets, apparently.🎮 Nintendo nerds discover a controller pairing sound and lose their collective minds. (It’s just beeps, you virgins.)🧠 TikTok Munchausen Update™: Deaf, autistic, Hispanic, Jewish… and now, wheelchair-bound! Collect 'em all!💡 Dating for Smash Bros. fans—what could

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00:49:01

Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

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2025/05/14

On the show today:🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work📱 Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations💸 Capitalism is evil… unless it means getting free money from followers🐮 Amazon delivery driver drops more than just packages on customers' lawns—happy Mother’s Day!☕️ A Greek woman

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00:50:23

Pop Me Daddy - Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The...

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2025/05/12

On Today's Show: Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously)👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and acting feral—ranting, shitting, and threatening nurses from his hospital bed💨 HungerFF's Brolapse podcast explores what it’s like

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00:50:35

Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

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2025/05/09

On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a man who treats edging like an Olympic sport and has a 19-hour personal best. God help us.Also: A panicked mom has a meltdown while merely riding across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, and Tim

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00:48:59

An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

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2025/05/07

On Today's Show:Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New HolidaysTopic: Trump’s declaration of two new non-federal holidays: Victory Day for World War I (November 11) and Victory Day for World War II (May 8).Key PointsMocks the lack of days off: “You will celebrate those days just like you celebrate K-9 Veterans Day by forgetting it even fucking exists.”Compares the lack of initiative for military holiday celebrations to the vibrant organization of Gay Pride events.Humorous aside about his dad’s military service

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00:50:02

The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

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2025/05/05

Today on the show:Meade Skelton serenades us with a shockingly honest confession to credit card abuse in his new song, Daddy’s Credit CardThe power of butthole fingering as a motivational toolA Florida woman weaponizes her bowels in a road rage incident (yep, someone shat on a car hood)Tim unveils his vision for "Legal-Sized Bread" — the revolutionary new loaf that threatens Big Bread’s status quoA neighbor with a taste for chaos assaults a house with a can of corn (and yes, he pleads the

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00:57:22

AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

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2025/05/02

On Today’s Program:🍝 Murder Most Doughy: Introducing the "Pretzel Man" in our matinee movie feature, Twisted (1977) — a serial killer leaving bodies tied up like human bread knots.🎤 David Allan Coe Unplugged (And Unfiltered): Outlaw country legend shares his thoughts on love, sex, multiple wives, eating out (but never butt), and what femininity meant in prison. It's horrifyingly honest.🤖 Downsy Thirst Traps: AI face filters are giving women that extra-chromosome glow... and it’s

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00:51:24

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

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2025/04/30

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren't inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces.Plus:Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other people's abortions? One podcaster thinks so—and she brought soundbites.Snorlax Returns: Not the Pokémon, but the

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00:49:58

A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

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2025/04/28

On Today's Show:Big dick Rasta energy: He’s making coconuts clap.A vintage viral legend returns: John Dakers sings the Woody Woodpecker theme song!Colorful chaos: An NYU art student’s stained glass wall... made entirely of colored piss.AI John Cena: Now fantasizing about statutory rape scenarios, thanks Facebook!Distorted View presents: Newscaster Slip-Ups! (Pour one out for D.D. Megadoodoo.)The triumphant return of Martin Sempa (Mr. "Eat da poo-poo") — now hawking MAGA merch in

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00:15:30

Busting Through The Sky Hymen - BONUS SEGMENT - (FOR...

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2025/04/27

This was originally a Sideshow exclusive Bonus Segment for 4/16. I'm posting it for everyone so you can see what a typical Bonus segment is like. If you enjoy, <a href="https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/distortedview/subscribe" target="_blank">SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW</a><br />In today's bonus segment exclusively for Sideshow freaks, Tim is back to dissect the celestial clown show that was Blue Origin’s latest phallic voyage to the stars — featuring

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00:55:22

Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?

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2025/04/25

On Today’s Show:It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue.🎮 Switch 2 Rage – Tim details his traumatizing experience trying to preorder Nintendo’s latest console. If you’ve ever sweat through a shirt just trying to give a company your money, you’ll relate.👻 Alexis K. Tyler Sees Dead Grandbabies – A fetus ghost

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00:48:08

Songs For The Microwaved Dog

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2025/04/23

On Today’s Show:🚨 Arkansas Incest Investigation:A man catches his wife sleeping with her son, and it only gets worse from there. (Yes, it’s one of those episodes.) Police casually investigate while trying not to say the word “incest.” 🤐👿 Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Your Brain:Thoughts = Lies. All of them. Even "I'm hungry" is Satan trying to get you to Arby’s. The only way to fix a car, according to Jesse? Don’t think about it. 🧠❌🧴 Christian TikToker Watches ‘Sinners’:She went in

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