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The Two Smokin" Guns Podcast

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Two Smokin" Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #67 - 27th August 2021

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2021/08/27

Scotty & Ruttsy, inspired by the Para-Olympics, discussed Jetpack Man, Drunk Earmuffs, Travel experiences in your own home, Hair to mop up oil spills, Netflix & Gaming, Panda’s, Hot Dogs, silly Author names & dumb duels with Mr. Snodgrass. We played Loredo by Band of Horses for no real reason other than Ruttsy’s amusement.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #66 - 20th August 2021

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2021/08/20

Welcome to Two Smokin’ Guns. On this podcast episode Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Cat Curfews, the Melbourne engagement party fiasco, Pets in Peace, Pi to the 68.2 trillionth decimal point, triskaidekaphobia & the fear of 13, lucky numbers, the Lobster fisherman eaten by a whale, Body shapes and the the St.Kilda Bagpiper. We went through Melbourne’s most Desirable (at Least Desirable) Street Names, KP’s commentary on Dan & a mix-up by the funeral director represented by lawyer Alex Coffin! Plus we

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #65 - 24th July 2021

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2021/07/24

The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy - discussed Ash Barty and national pride, Jamie Kah the superstar jockey, Kids named Avant-garde winning Spelling Bees, more PC nonsense with Shark Attacks now called “Negative Encounters”, Flaky Fish Allergy Cures (bit of a shark segue there!), Treadmills in Lockdown, Franco Cozzo’s new film, the Virgin Galactic space race queue, How we ate in the 50’s compared to the present day & a few “She fell in love with a golfer but she realised he was subpar” gags

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #64 - 14th July 2021

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2021/07/14

Scotty & Ruttsy explored the weird and wonderful world of footy results and COVID state lockdowns, Club 27 music legends, a new band called The Royals, a bit of Living next Door to Alice, the China Australia wine spat, the new wine trend Piquette, Melbourne’s most expensive steak sandwich, what’s on this week plus we played Valerie by Amy Winehouse.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast#63 - 3rd July 2021

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2021/07/04

After a small break, Scotty & Ruttsy are back and we tackled Radioactive Rhino’s, Northern Territory holidays, Colourful characters & crocodiles, China’s new fertility policy, non-alcoholic beer trials, Cods eating Mice and we undertook an embarrassing mid-year review of our AFL ladder predictions. We farewelled Captain Merrill Stubing from the Love Boat, discussed some fun Cruise ship facts, the Rex advert slamming Qantas & segued into Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters. Enjoy…

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #62 - 12th May 2021

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2021/05/13

Scotty & Ruttsy unleashed some “Horse walks into a bar” jokes, discussed the horse named ISIS, the man called Vaccini, the French knickers revolution, Clive Palmers battle with Twisted Sister, Bamboo cricket bats, restaurants riddled with rats, secret bars in Werribee, some inspirational life quotes and a few Who am I? quiz questions. We reached back in time to 1972 to play Gudbuy T’ Jane by Slade.

55:41

Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #61 - 28th April 2021

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2021/05/01

Scotty & Ruttsy covered Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam packed hour of mayhem & merriment.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast#60 - 21 April 2021

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2021/04/25

Scotty & Ruttsy tackled Crypto Art & Fungibles, Roman coffins, Nude Politicians, Driverless Cars, Helicopters on Mars, Vehicles & Emissions, Skin Cancer & Footy. Hungry Jacks 50th anniversary as a business prompted a calculation of how many burgers CEO Jack Cowin has eaten, an AC/DC song called Big Jack & a chat about other great Jack songs.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #59 - 14th April 2021

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2021/04/14

The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy – talked Meat, Sport & Phones as we journeyed through the Sri Lankan Mrs World pageant controversy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Sports stars in movies, Best Sport Movies of all time, New PC Government speak, Golf, Female Jockey’s & a nostalgic chat about phone usage from yesteryear. Song of the week was Nature Boy by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, because there is not enough Nick Cave on the airwaves. Catch us on Spotify.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #58 - 7th April 2021

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2021/04/09

Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Trump’s wedding speech interruption & parlayed into Rowan Atkinson’s Father of the Bride speech. We discussed Spiderman, the Pharaohs procession, Anthony Hopkins, Australian women’s cricket team, a Night with the Crocs & the world’s best Oxymorons. Song of the week is back which was Scare Easy by Mudcrutch (Tom Petty’s first band).

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #57 - 31st March 2021

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2021/03/31

Scotty & Ruttsy tackled the Suez blockage, Celebrities over 90, Queens & Diversity Czars & the worldometers.info website. Ruttsy went all out on Hi-Tech including prison scanners, NASA traffic, Electric planes & 3D printers building homes. All in an hour of power from the Two Smokin’ Guns…

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #56 - 17th March 2021

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2021/03/17

Scotty & Ruttsy tackles Political Correctness gone mad, James Reyne’s top 10 hits, Murray Walker, famous commentators & the sports they were synonymous with, AFL Ladder predictions & other whimsical nonsense…

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #55 - 10th March 2021

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2021/03/10

Scotty & Ruttsy tackled Japanese COVID probes, AFL players immortalised by statues, 5 year-olds driving cars, more Guinness world records, Jesus who can’t get a kick, some cracking gags , weird death circumstances & Ruttsy took us on a fact find about honey & bees.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast#54 - 3rd March 2021

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2021/03/03

Scotty & Ruttsy rambled through golf gags & anecdotes, Diet myths, Beer diets, Lonely restaurants, Cricket brawls, Bathurst, some unusual Guinness world records, plus we bid farewell to Michael Gudinski, the Godfather of Australian Music.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #53 - 24th Feb 2021

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2021/02/24

Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Pinot Pilates, the shortage of Vanilla, Mars probes, clumsy Barber’s, Chinese wine rip-offs, robots cleaning hotel rooms & rubbish baby names (Darth, Lucifer, Cyanide, Awesome, Nutella & Window to name a few…)

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #52 - 17th February 2021

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2021/02/17

Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Lapland’s funny (& very clever) bid for the 2032 Summer Olympics, Scotland’s gritter trucks, the Oldest brewery in the world, the love message from the South African golfer that went viral (my bok-bok, my special person), Cyber scammer busted, how to make the best salad sandwich, some fun facts & loads of Dad jokes.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #51 - 10th Feb 2021

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2021/02/13

Scotty & Ruttsy welcomed in 2021 with a show discussing stolen sex dolls, famous moustaches, bank robbers, Arnie on the beers, kids catching big fish, restaurant service rants, cricketers on stamps, tennis & surfing.

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #50 - 29th Nov 2020

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2020/11/29

In sport, Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Frawley at the Saints, farewelled Maradona, discussed Mike Tyson’s upcoming fight, celebrated Aussie backstroke world records, unpacked dodgy suburban cricket accommodation & AFL rule changes. Scotty took us through unfortunate names of towns here and abroad, we told Ghost stories, discussed the Godfather, EV renewal of classic cars, Dinner party text etiquette & Cash v Card. We also did a whirlwind around the grounds on global issues such as Chinese wine tariffs,

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast #49 - 22nd Nov 2020

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2020/11/22

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the SA pizza lockdown fiasco, which was a super-supreme, cheese filled, party-size extravaganza cooked up by a selfish idiot and eaten by a gullible Premier. We farewelled the smorgasbord, once made famous by Sizzler, The Keg, The Swagman & Smorgy’s and discussed the finger lickin’ feud between the Colonel and Grill’d. We told some Dad jokes, talked about Cars as payment mechanisms, Fat Italian kids, Bert’s tune-up, Xmas Gadgets for the home, the proposed Airport link,

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Two Smokin' Guns - Podcast#48 - 15th November 2020

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2020/11/15

Ruttsy & Scotty unpacked Crazy Cricket bowling feats, the AFL draft, the percentage of Trump’s presidency spent on the golf course (cheating of course), the Yorkshire ripper, Ripper 75, 76 & 77, What has happened to House Wine?, Ghana’s towering bear of a President, Ballot rigging in Australia, Racetracks as Ice-rinks, Santa’s delivery delays, SAS soldiers, Custom number plates, the Queen & Talking Dog jokes. For no particular reason Hollywood was the song theme so we had Hollywood Nights by Bob

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