Filmjitsu! The Podcast that wields films as deadly weapons

Disassociated while lost in the hallucinogenic haze and violence of Nicholas Cage's 2018 flick "Mandy," Jay returns to Earth bitter, frustrated and out for vengeance himself. In turn, Mike giggles at Jay's pain like the title character at an exposed cult-leader's member. The guys then relay their bottom five freak-outs, a controversial list of filmic experimentation and intense over-emoting that includes Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, and... Charleton Heston?

"Knock Knock," asks Jay, grinning. "Who's there?" replies Mike, unsmiling. "Eli Roth's 2015 cinematic disaster 'Knock Knock,'" Jay introduces. There's a pause while both hosts look for a punchline that proves to be anyone that has sat through this, perhaps Keanu Reeves's worst acting ever. Naturally, the guys chase this cinematic atrocity with a list of their bottom five male superstar performances.

Mike goes for the jugular and instead finds one of Jay’s sweet spots when “Timecop” in brought into the ring. The 1994 sci-fi adventure starring Jean Claude Van Damme is a lame-brained time-travel fiasco, but as directed by Peter Hyams, it’s not without its charms. That said, the guys turn their clocks back to look at some even worse chronological chaos with their Bottom Five Time Travels!See show notes and more at the website!

Going where no episode of Filmjitsu has ever gone, Jason curses Mike with the unenviable task of having to sit through the sprawling 1985 Oscar-winning epic, "Out of Africa." Low on shlock, but full of breathtaking cinematography, the Robert Redford-Meryl Streep-starring romantic drama proves to be at-once well-regarded yet nigh-unwatchable, unlocking a new level of deadly cinema: the boring prestige picture. All this leads to the inclusion of our intrepid hosts' bottom five romances!See show notes

The first proper episode of the new Filmjitsu finds Jay struggling with words and unsure of when to stop hiding from behind his couch after Mike dares him to view 2019's multi-Razzi nominated "Cats." Also, in honor of this grand cinematic achievement, Mike and Jay offer up their Bottom Five A**holes.See show notes and more at the website!

The truth is, we’re not sure anyone needs more opinions from two middle-aged, average white dudes, but here they are. Mike has resurrected his monster of a podcast and with the help of new co-host Jay, explains why it has returned and offers up a Bottom Five Reboots/Remakes in the process!See show notes and more at the website!