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This morning we talked about a woman who is now suing a Las Vegas bar after injuring herself riding their mechanical penis. It got us talking about other embarrassing injuries and folks called in to share their stories of falling off toilets, sexy dances gone wrong and more. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

This morning we talked about a woman who is now suing a Las Vegas bar after injuring herself riding their mechanical penis. It got us talking about other embarrassing injuries and folks called in to share their stories of falling off toilets, sexy dances gone wrong and more. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

Last week we learned about Etsy witches as Mait shared her sister hired one to cast a weather spell for her upcoming wedding. Today, Mait returned from the wedding festivities and was able to finally reveal how much it cost and, of course, if Grandma Pendragon's spell worked or not.  For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a tiny complaint about the hotel room he booked. So we’re calling him from the hotel and we’re SOOOO sorry he was SOOOO inconvenienced… Think he’ll believe us?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenna & Francis do improv!Suggestion to inspire the scene: "Podiatry" Follow us across all social media @VeryFineFriends https://veryfinefriends.com Music credit: "Handclap." (Spotify | Apple Music | YouTube Music) by Kinch

its Holiday Rep Fm With Karl Karlson live from the hoilday fun cupboard in hotel paloma in majorica

Jenna & Francis do improv! Suggestion to inspire the scene: "Blindness" Follow us across all social media @VeryFineFriends https://veryfinefriends.com Music credit: "Handclap." (Spotify | Apple Music | YouTube Music) by Kinch

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One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so we’re calling to introduce her co-worker, Rolando, to her husband!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BYTE mistakes a condominium group chat for an eviction procedure or cyberattack. MAX appoints himself administrator, while DOOM reconstructs a crisis involving a rubbish bag, a parcel and suspicious lift use. MAX posts a private insult publicly; BYTE’s obsolete forum etiquette sparks fresh wars over signatures, capital letters and animated greetings. DOOM unexpectedly defends the residents’ civic concern. MAX then identifies himself as the rubbish-bag culprit, so BYTE nominates DOOM as administrator

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Nobody misses the high school rumor mill, but we all remember the big ones. Things like the classic, "girl with a hot dog" or a teacher sleeping with a student are a dime a dozen, but so many of these sounded too wild to be true...but they WERE. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

When it comes to social media algorithms, there may only be one person that has a full understanding of how they work. When it comes to TOMMY'S social media algorithm, God & Meryl Streep can only attempt to guess. Today, he shared the things Pinterest thinks he's into and it's only mildly concerning. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

This morning we played a round of "It’s My List", where the topic of the lists was “Hobbies That Justify Why Someone's Always Single”. Yeah, we know it's super judgmental but From urine collectors to unicyclists and more, there was a wide range of choices today! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

This morning we played a round of "It’s My List", where the topic of the lists was “Hobbies That Justify Why Someone's Always Single”. Yeah, we know it's super judgmental but From urine collectors to unicyclists and more, there was a wide range of choices today! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective surgery that we’ve picked out for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.