Long Cat Media presents a special episode... We are honoured to introduce The Amelia Project - Episode 8: Luke Dougal. The Amelia Project is a secret organisation offering a very special service: faking its clients' deaths. Its eccentric clientele includes cult leaders, criminals and politicians all desperate to disappear and start over... but for how long can the secrecy last? With the help of his indispensable assistant Alvina, The Amelia Project's Interviewer needs only a 20 minute consultation

Buy The Music of Mockery Manor - Season Two here! Welcome to Kiss My Zeitgeist - it's Long Cat Media's new culture programme that might never happen again. Lindsay sits down to ask Laurence about the music of Mockery Manor Season Two, what it's like to write music on laudanum, and why he's had a Tom Jones song stuck in his head for weeks. www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters! That's it, really. Buy a tea towel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The SentenceIn the beginning was the word.Written by Martin LyttonDirected by Emmeline BraefieldWithJeannie Dickinson as Joan ScrivenerandElliott Bornemann as John Scrivener and the BishopProduced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music:Back to Vik by LeviatheEarthly Destiny by Sir CubworthLost in Prayer by Doug MaxwellNo.3 Morning Folk Song by Esther AbramiSimple Gifts by Cooper CannellJesus, Meine Zuversicht by Sur CubworthSarabande by Joel CumminsChoir of Catherdral of Vasily the Blessed, MoscowThe

Karen Takes my Cat! - Reddit PodcastWelcome to another episode of r/entitledparents stories with mr redder, formerly known as mr reddit.These r/entitled parents stories from Reddit are the top posts of all time and are the funniest Reddit stories ever posted on the entitled parents subreddit! rSlash EntitledParents stories are about funny entitled parents, but especially Karen!Listening to r/mrreddit entitled parents playlist is a great experience! These EntitledParents Top Posts of All Time from

Bliss - Part TwoCan it get any better than this?Written by Scott PeacockAdapted for radio and directed by Emmeline BraefieldWithRob Keeves as Jack HoyteHoney McKenna as Katy, the AI and LarkinJohn Cooper-Evans as Senator Bliss, Commander Fitz and Unit 30andEmmeline Braefield as Michelle Blake Produced by Cat on a Piano ProductionsThe music was composed and produced by Honey McKennaThe Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson PentlandPerformed by:Jackson PentlandMollie Fyfe-TaylorandEmmeline

Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans! Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bliss - Part OneCan it get any better than this?Written by Scott PeacockAdapted for radio and directed by Emmeline BraefieldWithRob Keeves as Jack HoyteHoney McKenna as Katy and the AIJohn Cooper-Evans as Senator Bliss, Commander Fitz and the ReceptionistandEmmeline Braefield as Michelle Blake and Mrs WhiteProduced by Cat on a Piano Productions The music was composed and produced by Honey McKennaThe Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson PentlandPerformed by:Jackson PentlandMollie

Previously: War! After negotiations with Hilda prove fruitless, Jenkins launches a full-scale offensive on the Committee. He tells them that the exits to Koschei the Deathless are all sealed, and his men have the ride surrounded. But Jenkins has a problem. Margot is here. Jenkins goes into the fray to retrieve Margot and escape before the final phase of his plan - explosives. As he leaves the control room, Jenkins gives Parker a message to read on the tannoy if he does not return with Margot. It

After a rough climb, Destiny's Children really think about what it will be like to meet Bahamut. Little can truly prepare them for the town at the peak of Mount Celestia and the people they meet who are also trying to impress Bahamut. Moot fumbles the head. Sully asks the tough questions. Glim gets embarrassed. Agathe has a net. - - - - - - - - - - CAST & CREW DM: Russ More Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, and Kristin Flemons, Sound Design: Russ More Music: Epidemic Sound, Kevin

Ten Green Hand GrenadesAnd if one green hand grenade should accidentally fall...Written by Nigel FosterDirected by Emmeline BraefieldWithTom Eastwood as The PrivateAnthony Young as The Sergeant, The Padre and ChorusMatt Salmon as Cecil Love and ChorusandShannon Presley as The Nurse and ChorusThe epilogue quote was from Ponca Chief, Chief White EagleProduced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music:The Army Goes Rolling Along by the US Army BandThe Rifle Regiment by the US Army BandFlight Plan by Coyote

Previously: as the Committee arrives at Koschei the Deathless for Hilda's meeting, JJ and Bette sneak in via a side entrance to try and rescue Gretchen. They stumble into the ride, and find themselves in a creepy but familiar kitchen, occupied by an animatronic witch. To her horror, JJ realises that the witch is modelled on Dorothy - Margot's mother, and the twins' grandmother. JJ recalls the Dreamland dollhouse, shown to her by Dorothy moments before she was murdered by Matty. This kitchen is

Sweets from StrangersIn search of adventureWritten by Barbara JenningsPerformed by Emmeline Braefield Produced by Cat on a Piano Productions Music: Seaside Piazza by Aaron KennyThe Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson PentlandPerformed by:Jackson PentlandMollie Fyfe-TaylorandEmmeline BraefieldFor more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to catonapiano.uk/theatrephonic, Tweet or Instagram us @theatrephonic, or visit our Facebook page.If you enjoy Theatrephonic and would like

Welcome to the first season of Enter The PaidZone. In today's story our narrator finds himself trapped in a deadly game of cat and mouse with implications proving fatal. Every minute is of the essence in this captivating story as we unravel the being and motive of: He Who Wanders. (Story written by: Simon Simonian)((Ryan couldn't make it this episode))

Previously: Bodankho's shooter is revealed to be Hilda, accompanied by Thomaz (her reluctant henchman). Hilda is convinced that Gretchen and Bohdanko are working for Jenkins, so Thomaz is tasked with taking Gretchen as hostage to the Committee meeting at The Palace of Koschei The Deathless. But JJ, hiding behind a sofa, evades capture. Meanwhile, Parker frantically searches the park for a phone, and runs into Jenkins and his silent muscle, "Max". It emerges that Jenkins has a crack team of trained

Previously: Oh no! At the schloss, JJ, Bette, Gretchen and Parker are held at gunpoint by Bohdanko, the Russian gangster who has been chasing JJ across Europe in search of the stolen Vermeer. While Bohdanko demands that JJ take him to the painting, Gretchen tries to throw him off the scent. He is not so easily duped, and they are both taken hostage. Bette and Parker are left tied up in JJ's room, but they are rescued by Dodgy Eric, who has been playing dead on the bed for some time. Parker runs off

Theatrephonic presents:'Front Page Story'Art doesn’t exist in a vacuumWritten by Barbara JenningsDirected by Emmeline BraefieldWith:Rebecca Daines as AbbyAnthony Young as FrankZoe Cunningham as Mrs DudleyAndJonathan Legg as ConradProduced by Cat on a Piano ProductionsMusic:News Room News by SpenceNewsroom by RiotThe Theatrephonic Theme Tune was composed by Jackson PentlandPerformed by:Jackson PentlandMollie Fyfe-TaylorandEmmeline BraefieldFor more information about the Theatrephonic Podcast, go to