In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip high balls and complain about the disappearance of Little Blake Carrington. How could this family be the victims of not one but two babynappings?! They also examine the introduction of long-lost Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) and the appearance of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) through a hole in some shrink wrap. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for

Blaaaaake! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari bemoan the second season finale's ridiculous mountaintop tussle between Dr. Nick Toscani (James Farentino) and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). Also, they express how totally weirded out they feel about the premarital disco sex of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sizzle over how horny Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) become over their hatred of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also discuss attending Dame Joan Collins' fabulous Palm Springs Speaks appearance and the Dynasty At the Disco after party. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

In this week's soft and non-carbonated edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dish on the bizarre medical conditions of Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) and Cladua Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). They also confuse Santa Fe for San Jose and try to wrap their heads around the botched blackmail of Steven Carrington (Al Corley). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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About Jessica Hall Radio/TV Personality/Blogger Founder of Sleepless Mom Part owner of BB Lifestyle Investor in Sugar Taco restaurant (plant-based Mexican food) About Mel Lamprey Producer (including Drinking Made Easy) Zane Lamprey’s Wife Cat Rescuer hiker, world traveler, and National Park lover has twin sister co-founder of Adv3nture Find me on Instagram here Find The Hollywood Filter here Find me online here Shop my amazing skincare line here

No star for you! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari ponder why Steven Carrington (Al Corley) continues to employ hookers and dissect the over-the-top reveal of Logan Rhinewood's true identity. They also examine the espresso making technique of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for your free audiobook.

In this very special bonus episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang chats with the one and only Dame Joan Collins about her iconic career ahead of her appearance at the Palm Springs Speaks speaker series. For tickets, visit https://palmspringsspeaks.org. Also, we've launched our Patreon if you'd like to support Dynasty As They Wanna Be and be granted access to ad-free episodes, additional bonus content, exclusive polls, and more. For more information, check out

Pew! Pew! In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari run for cover as Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) plots her revenge against Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) after receiving the world's first-ever text message at Denver Carrington. They also reveal they had an exclusive phone conversation with, well, you'll just have to listen to the episode to find out. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari debate the sex appeal of new daddy Jeff Colby (John James) and the right of Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) to bear arms. They're also still reeling from the fallout following the catfight — or was it a contraton? — between Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

How often do you give back to causes that you care about? The holidays are a wonderful time to reflect on our blessings, and to also GIVE BACK to those less fortunate. Robin has a heartwarming discussion with two philanthropic superstars: Chef Cat Cora of Food Network fame / Founder of Chefs for Humanity, and Caitlin Crosby of The Giving Keys. The perfect listen for the holiday season! The three women discuss their respective organizations (Robin opens up about her domestic abuse and sexual assault

Let's get physical. In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the epic brawl between Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) — from the studio-shattering choreography to the shredded silk blouses. They also complain about the stealthiness of Claudia Blasidel (Pamela Bellwood) and their holiday house guests. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

You should RSVP yes to Dynasty As They Wanna Be — and we didn't just make that up. In this week's episode, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari head to a party where Fallon Carrington (Pamela Sue Martin) is caught cheating on her husband, Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) is miraculously cured of fake blindness, and Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) wears gold lamé with mink accents. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

We're here to pump ... you up. In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari hit the Carrington mansion gym to moan about Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) ditching Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) yet again. Also, they debate whether Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) should commit corporate espionage in order to find her annoying daughter. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip (and spit) martinis while discussing a very important government hearing — no, not that one — the one where a blind Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) embarrassingly attempts to expose "shady" Logan Rhinewood. They also debate whether Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) looks better wearing a navy blue cape or an all-red ensemble with big shoulders. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

Who's there?! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip kir royales in honor of the preferred lunchtime cocktail of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and revel in the blindness of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also fantasize about the true identity of Logan Rhinewood and argue over New York City's best cannoli. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

In this October episode, Thierry Hergueta is sharing with us some really interesting information about eating in full consciousness… “pleine conscience” said French’s. For those who do not yet know him, Thierry Hergueta is sociologist and one of the great French specialists in mindfulness. During the conversation he will explain how to "eat in full consciousness to enjoy more. “Conscious eating can make us aware of our own actions, thoughts, feelings and motivations”, he said. Thierry Hergueta

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang is joined in New York City by hunky guest co-host Omar Barragan to imagine what Dynasty would've been like in the age of Instagram. They also discuss the whininess of Jeff Colby (John James) as well as the bad workout form (and hot bodies) of the football team owned by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

Behold! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are dishing the dirt on the thwarted abortion of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and the secret lust that Joseph Anders (Lee Bergere) apparently has for his employer. They also sip mai tais and wonder why Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) wore a fur coat during a rain storm. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

Scandalous! In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the motives of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) as she successfully convinces Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) to abscond to a suspicious Italian villa, lie to his wife, and put suntan lotion on her back. They also uncover a conspiracy involving Dynasty on Amazon and iTunes. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.