SETH MEYERS is under contractual obligation by the NBC conglomerate to assist in gang stalking SUPACREE to shift her into the dimension where she is a writer/comedian. 9 minute drive—56 minute bus ride. How'd you know I'd take this bus? We always know. Who is “we” Oh, you know. No, I don't. Exactly. Illuminati—confirmed— You're not supposed to say it. Say what? Exactly. SETH produces a bundle of letters, fanning them out like a deck of

KASKADE enters obnoxiously. KASKADE YO. MAN. FUCK YOU, KASKADE. KASKADE [WATCH YOUR] LANGUAGE MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP. KASKADE GET UP— FUCK OFF, KASKADE. KASKADE —And get dressed. I'm already dressed. [beat] KASKADE You call that dressed? —I'm not naked. KASKADE Yeah, but you're not dressed. Fuck you, dude. What did you do. I TOLD you not to play this song. I WASNT PLAYING. I was LISTENING. What's the difference! SUBWOOFERS

It's all history from here Whatever that means. I awoke with a song in my head, not my own, though—and the “fuck-you”s that came with it—an since I couldn't do anything but sit there and simmer in my boiling self hatred for even knowing the song, and the strangeness of the last night's dream still looming, which certainly hadn't been bad, but altogether strange—of course, the writer of the song still to often on my mind to find any comfort, a stiff and empty

*Slaps with t-bone steak* ITS SO NICE TO MEAT YOU. Get outta my peripheral; I told you— I'm an alien! Go somewhere I can't see you (So I can keep invading) We came in peace— —until we realized you don't have it here Get out of my peripheral I don't want to see you So what if it's over Better not hover Over me Like a helicopter Like a helicopter Now the (t)rain comes With a rumble Here we all are In the jungle As we all were Always I saw you Calling I

Just the thought of it was making my stomach churn–and though I was far off the thought or hope of stardom, especially from that of The Festival Project, there was something pulling me towards it; I had been planning to watch at least one episode of Drake and Josh with the hopes of any inspiration whatsoever to pull through connecting all of the dots and plotholes of seasons 6 and 7 of Enter The Multiverse–however, something low and deep inside of me had been stricken with such grief in

YO, WHERE'S THE ICE? SELENA GOMEZ …In the fridge. *sips straw smirking* [FROM INSIDE THE FRIDGE: The ice has completely melted–the ice cream is now simply a creamy pink sludge.] UGH. ICE DOES NOT GO IN THE FRIDGE, SELENA. [SELENA GOMEZ is exaggeratedly inebriated.] SELENA GOMEZ (Hiccups) Sorry. The coffee appeared to have been resealed–which I almost hoped meant it contained some some sort of magical additive that would allow me to overcome the sort of rut I

What are you doing? –dying. Die faster. Q: How do you break up with deadmau5. A: You don't. JOEL TALK TO THE HEAD. Oh, come on! What is this. Idk. I figured if there was a dimension where SUPACREE is dating DIPLO– Ew. What. Ew. –Then there's probably one where she's got somethin' going on with that guy. How do you figure. Hm. Hm. Interesting. Very Interesting Grow up. We all have –girlfriends. –jobs to do.

Lookie here boys: What is it? –I'm leaving. Oh, you're gonna wanna hear this. What. I found the first “whites only” water fountain since 1962. Okay, what do you want? A deal. Oh, I'll give you a deal. Cash up front. [He presents a one dollar bill] Is this enough. [beat] Where are you going with this? Nowhere, fast. YO. What now, dude. SHE'S ONTO US. I doubt that. Look at this. I highly doubt– *gaaassp* Shenanigans

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Today I discuss why the gun incident isnt all that bad with Ja Morant. https://linktr.ee/cashleaders Video Version:https://youtu.be/bKuNApcAg88

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[LAST SEASON ON : The Legend of Supacree} DILLON HART FRANCIS is laying in a lush green meadow, centered in a field of daisies dressed in all white. Though I'm not sure we're meant to be, I'm sure that we could be; Or have been— But that's just me; My memory expands further than the eyes see; You're like me, But likely, Another lesson I need So here I am Rolling in the deep Keeping secrets, Sleeping with my grip Tightly wrapped around the key; A lock that doesn't open,

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Today I discuss the Death of Jordan Neely and being ruled as a homicide committed by Daniel Penny, I also share the joys of leaving social media for good, as well as my birthday incident with my buddies. Video Version: Linktree.com/Cashleaders

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Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Today I found a girl that is so adorable I seriously consider converting to Islam and becoming a Muslim! All that and more on The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! YouTube Video here: https://youtu.be/0qrCX5n71Akhttps://youtu.be/0qrCX5n71Ak Linktree.com/Cashleaders Checkout the mmajournalcanada Available wherever you get podcasts here: https://www.podserve.fm/w/mmajournalcanada

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Today I decide to provide some Canadian news that most people care little about. I also point out how funny it is to throw various animals down a flight of stairs. All that and more on The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Youtube Video: https://youtu.be/F_Yd1EMghKw Linktree.com/cashleaders

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Today I discuss the CRA unions plan to strike at literally the worst time tax season, The bud light scandal and I also discuss the copious amounts of drinking and delicacy's I've been enjoying this Good Friday weekend! All that and more on The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Video Version: Linktree.com/Cashleaders My new song I did over the weekend is here: https://on.soundcloud.com/cMdBzhPVtn9ARNoU7

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The party meets in a bar after they help out the owner and another patron who was being harassed. After sitting together, and the rogue eating a crapload of raw fish, the bard attempts to get the monk drunk in order to question him. The monk fails his will save and as soon as the guy who was harassing the girl comes back with his goons, the voice in the monk's head beats the everloving crap out of them. Before regaining the control of his body, the voice in his head attempts to “clear