If ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite .

Hi, it's your host Scott Wyden Kivowitz back with another episode sharing the story behind one of my recent photographs in my collection. This photograph is special to me, especially as Father's Day and a birthday are coming up. In this episode, I share who, what, where, and why I made a photo of two gentlemen performing a Kata and in what is called a cat stance. Find the show notes and see the photo at photobreakdown.com

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea   In a beautiful pea-green boat:They took some honey, and plenty of money   Wrapped up in a five-pound note.The Owl looked up to the stars above,   And sang to a small guitar,"O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,   What a beautiful Pussy you are,            You are,            You are!   What a beautiful Pussy you are!"Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl,   How charmingly sweet you sing!Oh! let us be married; too long we have tarried,   But what shall we do

Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw—For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:For when they reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,And when you reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the

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A song written for Todd aged 5 and his cat Sean the cat who's got terribly fat due to him being pampered to the point he now thinks he's a human. out my latest episode!

I sang on streets by Doja Cat

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The apartment was clean last weekend. Well, weekend before last, actually - we’d done the floors and the bathrooms and the straightening and the dishes and the laundry, totally refreshed both cat boxes, worked all Saturday morning - and then did all the grocery shopping and still had time to watch a movie, after dinner, sitting in our clean apartment.Then, over the week, we completed another couple of projects that made everything even better - changed all the water filters (including the shower),

Small Fish Radio Theatre’s 10th Anniversary Horror Show Retrospective presents CIDADA KILLERS by MJ Kelly, with a little help from his friends. This song debuted in our first horror show, A GRISLY FEAST, recorded LIVE at Victory Gardens Theater and presented as part of Victory Gardens Theater Crip Slam in October 2013. Featured Talent: Cat Dean, Joy Thorbjornsen-Coates, Michael Herzovi, and MJ Kelly.

The rustling of leaves under the feet in woods and under      hedges;The crumpling of cat-ice and snow down wood-rides,      narrow lanes and every street causeway;Rustling through a wood or rather rushing, while the wind      halloos in the oak-toop like thunder;The rustle of birds' wings startled from their nests or flying      unseen into the bushes;The whizzing of larger birds overhead in a wood, such as      crows, puddocks, buzzards;The trample of robins and woodlarks on the brown leaves.

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Spoken word piece about the damn cat and his morning howling. Text here: https://honestchaos.blogspot.com/2022/02/the-cat-is-awake.html This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit honestchaos.substack.com

Have you come a slave to superstitions? Do you run to the other side of the road when you see a black cat? Do you cringe any time you accidentally step on a crack, or feel convinced that your day will be ruined because of it?

If the 2019 Bombalurina can re-release her own music, why can't I? As part of the “BROADWAY REBORN, WITH LOVE NOW AND FOREVER, A Celebratory Welcome Back!” event that was recorded live on August 21, 2021, we recorded and released a parody of Memory. Hear it today and watch the music video on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnXTDssGNY Performed by Melanie Goerlitz Lyrics by Mike Abrams: Broadway How I’ve missed you, oh Broadway Let your memory help me Fill the void from within I have

It's Tuesday Terrors! Host Jeff Billard brings you Night Terrors #1.8, followed by What the Cat Dragged in from Narada Radio and finally The Aldergate Papers #0115. Subscribe today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Tuesday Terrors! Host Jeff Billard brings you Night Terrors #1.8, followed by What the Cat Dragged in from Narada Radio and finally The Aldergate Papers #0115. Subscribe today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come join us for cereal and the audio cartoons of Saturday morning! This week we continue with Abagail Branagan Investigates #3, Dr. Floyd #809, and Story Circle Theater- Cat Skin! Subscribe today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices