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Claire launches a studio fire drill as a resilience exercise and assigns roles. Max appoints himself evacuation coordinator, then revises his plan whenever someone asks where the exit is. Byte distrusts the electronic alarm and demands a paper sign-in. Doom predicts everyone will stop for their belongings, then reveals he prepared an exit route. The team ends up arguing in the wrong place; Claire calls the drill a success, Max claims credit, Byte contests the alarm’s authority, and Doom wonders

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DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Was Erin's delivery driver lying!?

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These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

Would you ever try this fashion trend?

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Scam Goddess is an award-winning comedy podcast dedicated to fraud and all those who practice it. Every episode, the Scam Goddess herself Laci Mosley (iCarly, Better Call Saul) covers the hottest scams on the streets today while also giving in-depth breakdowns of the wildest robberies, rackets, and capers throughout history. It's like true crime, but without all the death—aka True Con! Plus, Laci's always joined by hilarious guests like Conan O'Brien, Miranda Cosgrove, Jameela Jamil, JB

Scam Goddess is an award-winning comedy podcast dedicated to fraud and all those who practice it. Every episode, the Scam Goddess herself Laci Mosley (iCarly, Better Call Saul) covers the hottest scams on the streets today while also giving in-depth breakdowns of the wildest robberies, rackets, and capers throughout history. It's like true crime, but without all the death—aka True Con! Plus, Laci's always joined by hilarious guests like Conan O'Brien, Miranda Cosgrove, Jameela Jamil, JB