In this delightfully absurd and scathing satire, The New Yorker imagines a government voicemail system that’s been completely unhinged. The piece paints a surreal picture of a bureaucracy where almost everyone (except for a laid-off Bob who happens to be a cat) has been axed, leaving behind a garbled, tongue-in-cheek automated response. With absurd menu options like “press 9” to avoid triggering President Trump, replacing vaccines with “Trump Bibles,” and even a special buyout option for

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but ... there willbe no shortage of offers.

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i hope the volume is fixed... and the temporally embarrassed millionaire deserves its citation... i'll add it later.

we can't even start debating immigration policy until we clear up these myths

MORRIS — Former Pipestone Area Schools multi-sport athlete Ryan Woodbury is preparing for his final game of the season for the University of Minnesota-Morris. Woodbury, also a former player at Minnesota West Community and Technical College, is a junior defensive back. The Cougars will play Martin Luther College (New Ulm) at Big Cat Stadium this Saturday at 1 p.m. Woodbury had one unassisted tackle in this past Saturday’s 47-27 victory over Westminster in Fulton, Mo. He has played in eight of ...

Well, the cat is out of the bag. Yes, we cheer for the Green Bay Packers in our home. Ironically my husband and I both grew up Green Bay Packer fans. He is from Hastings, Minn. and I am from Timber Lake, S.D. However, we both have cheered on the cheeseheads for a long time. I remember growing up putting up a poster of Reggie White and Brett Favre on the wall in my bedroom. These posters were right next to Teresa Weatherspoon from the WNBA New York Liberty and the legendary Michael Jordan. Mee...

Dr. Ashley Keith from Crossroads Veterinary Clinic joins Jack to talk about the top dog and cat breeds for the year of 2024 as told by the American Kennel Club.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A cat has been hired to a VERY serious role in the Lithuanian government. Good for you Rango!Read more about Rango here★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

FixNation is a non-profit clinic in LA County that offers free spay and neuter services to the thousands of homeless, stray, and community cats across the metro. They also provide additional services, community support and low-cost options for people with pets. Founded by local cat-lovers Karn Myers and her late husband Mark Dodge. Click the link to hear Karn share some of their incredible story! Connect at https://fixnation.org Photo: Karn Myers at FixNation. Courtesy of FixNation

As billions around the world head to the polls this year, the journalist, editor and Nobel Peace Prize winner analyzes the impact of AI on democracies and the information ecosystem. Interviewed by Cat Zakrzewski

In today’s episode, the government was in contact with Lebanese authorities on Tuesday over statements made by Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah, who called on Lebanon to “open the sea” so that Syrian migrants can make their way to Cyprus.Elsewhere, the European Commission will reinforce Cyprus' firefighting fleet with two aircraft this summer, amid increased risks of forest fires, it announced on Tuesday.In other news, a horrific incident of cat killings and possible torture has been reporte...

Terry and Jeetz talk about the 3 weirdest stories of the day! It’s called the 533! Today includes: South Korea warns against eating deep fried tooth picks, Animal shelter will name feral cat after your ex then neuter it, Man escapes from burning building dies in another!

When Slinky went missing 10 years ago, hope for his return had faded out. However, at the end of last year, a miracle happened when the long-lost cat, Slinky, was found by the Randburg SPCA and returned him to his family. Guest: Andrew Swart - Owner of Cat.

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By Newsbreak Producer Tashlan Naidoo - Global animal welfare organisation, Four Paws South Africa are concerned about the rise in big cat farming and its commercialisation in the country. This comes as the Edenvale SPCA in Gauteng search for a nine-month old tiger, which is on the loose. There are conflicting reports by a private security company, claiming to have captured and re-located the cub. The SPCA however, says there isn't any proof provided by the company. It is the second tiger to prowl