The BED VLOGS loves Blunty3000 [of YouTube fame] but Santa has to sue him. Many don't know Zork is actually Santa's stage name when he is a Slam Poet [yep, Santa Moonlights as a professionally performing poet] and Santa has to start suing blunty and others for infringing on his copywrites and trademarks.

National Slam Champ Slammaster jumps in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. Zork & Sweetie are competing at and Performing at The 2007 National Poetry Slam

Granma Dave, a slam celebrity, repping the DC/Baltimore Team in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. More slam celebs all week.

Zork was videotaping footage for Slam Camp [for internal documentary use] in Oneonta, NY. Sweetie was a happy camper. And we chat a bit about the forthcoming NYC 07-07-07 YouTube Gathering in NYC. This vlog guest stars slam legends Ray McNiece & Big Poppa E and PSI's Slam Camp

On 07-07-07 YouTubers from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress. YouTube celebrity Brookers bought the bribe and came and had 78 seconds of fun in Bed with us Despite the REALLY loud jazz music destroying this soundtrack, we had a blast More YouTube 777 celebrity guest star appearances are coming

On 07-07-07 YouTuber from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress. Then we asked YouTube celebrities to get in bed with us. The day ended like this with bad loud jazz and our first fivesome with Naltz, Spricket24 & ChristopherMast. Yep, how many YouTube celebrities can you cram in one BED VLOG, I think this show answers that question. This is the 1st in a series of 777 celebrity guest star Bed

3amstudios did a battle between a Vista Machine & 1986 Mac Classic II and the 21 year old Mac trounced the Vista machine. Some people may remember that Zork, before being known as a Bed Vlogger, was the actor [NOT] paid to portray the C64 in the YouTube video below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yfgmu... Sweetie, has a guest star this week.. the Commodore 64 himself. (less)

GetAMac..... INDEEED, EVERYone needs to Get a Mac. But National Slam Poet Zork, REALLY wants his iPhone and he wants it NOW!!!! If he gets an iPhone, then when on tour, he will whip it out at Poetry readings worldwide. Hint, Hint..... Steve, please send Zork an iPhone.

In the spirit and with thanks to YouTube's Geriatric1927 Happy Fathers & Grandfathers to all. Zork's father died when he was five and Sweetie's husband died 3 years ago leaving a fatherless child, so the day is bittersweet to us. But there is much to be grateful for. All the fathers here and gone. Oh, and to spice things up a bit Zork is topless again in this vlog and we work in some goofy faces and keep the whole thing under 3 minutes.

Carrie Keagan of NoGoodTV had Borat on her show and they talked about Pamela Anderson's big boobies. Zork is a fan of Borat & Boobies. Zork & Sweetie chat about all the above. Pam and/or Carrie are formally invited to be BED VLOG guest stars.

YouTube celebrities, NALTS & boh3m3 have theme songs. And GeekBrief.tv and DL.TV have their own theme songs too. Nalts (the YouTube uber Celebrity) made it clear with his SECOND Theme song that Zork & Sweetie need to get Earth, Wind & Fire or Dobie Gray [who wrote the forward for Zork's book "I am NOT a poet"] to pen & perform a theme song for the Bed Vlogs. But until we have a Grammy Award winning theme song we can show a clip of the great JEMNIFUR's "Bed

At the Academy Awards Dove showed a 30 second user generated commercial for their "DOVE CREAM OIL BODY WASH". It was NOT this commercial made by my sweetie. While we did have a script, a sweetie, and an HBO Def Poetry superstar [not Zork, someone much, MUCH more famous [ie RAC] lines up there was no Dove Cream Oil Body Wash to be found. So here is our bed vlog instead. There is absolutely no sex in this bed vlog.... BUT, once should know that the proper place to apply "Dove Cream Oil