The tape begins with a voicemail — a jumble of static, mumbling, and the distinct sound of someone explaining how to “fix” a cassette with a pencil and a wiggle. From there, the conversation slides straight into Bootstuck logic: juice made from pinecones, acorns, and possibly corn itself. Soon the townsfolk are preoccupied with a new community effort — putting up lost cat posters around town. The posters, placed two feet high so the missing feline might “see them,” are an act of optimism more...

I haven't read my own book since I wrote it, so I am revisiting it by reading it live. This is Chapter 4,: They Will Send Its Head to Little Rock. I was bitten by a cat a gig back in 2009. This was not unusual for the road, tbh. It's a fun story. Get the book:https://www.amazon.com/Until-All-Dragons-Are-Dead/dp/0692094652 Join the Patreon: www.patreon.com/sladeham

Hey Goosebuds listeners, your host Chad here.Those on the Patreon have already gotten a heads up– but Goosebuds is taking a two month pause– from August and September. The reason is I’ve been swamped in work at my day job. By the way, I can finally announce I’ve been working these past two years as lead writer on the upcoming series Avatar: Seven Havens. That’s about the elemental warriors; not the James Cameron blue cat people.Goosebuds will return in the spookiest month of October, with great

The tape begins with a triumphant ode to soup — thick enough to hold a flag and hotter than rice — before veering into an odd declaration that “science is a fact.” This somehow segues into a taxonomy lesson where chickens are “land fish” and tuna is “the chicken of the sea.” A grim food memory surfaces: polishing off a case of tuna, only to realize the tins bore a picture of a cat. From there, dinner talk becomes a roulette of chickpeas, mashed pumpkin, and the occasional mystery can — someti...

Chloe is a sweet terrier mix ready to be adopted. Ms. Lea and I talk more about Chloe and all of the adoptable pets at the shelter. And we talk about the upcoming Cat-tini Party in September and the forthcoming Friends For Life CalendarSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Silly Side Up - May 22nd, 2025Hey there, sunshine seekers and laughter lovers! Welcome to The Silly Side Up, where we flip your day from mundane to insane. I'm your host, Charlie, and boy, do I have some giggles for you today!So, have you heard about the new AI-powered pet translator that's trending? Apparently, it's revealing that cats aren't actually judging us - they're just really bad at giving compliments. My neighbor's cat supposedly said, Your hair looks less terrible than yesterday

Looking for a cat with personality? Meet AC, a confident, chatty explorer who’s never met a shoulder he didn’t want to sit on. Yes, you read that right, this guy thinks he’s part parrot! AC is a social butterfly (or maybe a social tiger?) who thrives on attention. He’ll happily narrate his day to you with a symphony of meows and chirps, and he’ll return your affection tenfold. If you're not petting him, he’ll politely remind you, with his voice, his paws, or by

Local council's all across Sydney have been pushing their support of a 24 hour cat curfew to curb the increase of feral cats!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Punchline Report - February 1st, 2025Hey there, laugh seekers! Welcome to The Punchline Report, where we turn news into nonsense and daily life into delightful chaos. I'm your host, Charlie Chase.Breaking news: Scientists have just announced that social media scrolling is now officially classified as cardio. That's right, folks - all those hours of thumb-swiping through cat videos and food pics are finally paying off! My personal trainer says I'm in the best shape of my life. I showed him how

Life's Little Laughs - January 26, 2025Hey there, laugh lovers! Welcome to Life's Little Laughs, where we find the funny in everything. I'm your host, Charlie, and boy, do I have some giggles for you today!So, have you all heard about these new AI personal trainers everyone's using? They're supposed to motivate you through your workouts, but mine keeps getting distracted by my cat. Yesterday, it stopped mid-workout to say, Quote, your feline appears to be plotting your demise, perhaps we should

Life's Little Laughs - January 11, 2025Hey there, laugh lovers! Welcome to Life's Little Laughs, where we find the funny in everything from trending topics to that weird thing your cat did this morning. I'm your host, Charlie, and boy, do I have some giggles for you today!So, have you guys heard about the new AI-powered smart fridge that's trending? It's supposed to tell you when your food is going bad, but mine's developed this sassy personality. Yesterday it sent me a notification that said, "That

Send us a text🚀 Tune in for crypto chaos as @PPLSOPTIMISMCEO schools us on trading smarts while @aurora_terminal brings the cat comedy! Don’t miss the hilarity on the Funny Bunny Show! 🎙️🐾 #CryptoComedy

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Life's Little Laughs - January 5th, 2025Hey there, laugh lovers! Welcome to Life's Little Laughs, where we find the funny in the everyday. I'm your host, Charlie, and boy, do I have some giggles for you today!So, have you guys seen the latest trend? Apparently, AI-powered pet translators are all the rage now. My neighbor got one for her cat, and guess what? Turns out her precious Mr. Whiskers wasn't asking for food all those times - he was actually critiquing her interior design choices! Who knew