Breaking News: Cat Takes Over Household, Dog Files ComplaintIn a shocking turn of events, Mr. Whiskers, a five-year-old tabby cat, has officially seized control of the household, leaving Buddy, the family’s golden retriever, no choice but to file a formal complaint with his owners. Reports from the scene suggest that this feline coup has been in the works for quite some time, with Mr. Whiskers employing a series of strategic moves that have resulted in his unquestioned reign over the home.

Breaking News: Scientists Discover That Doing Nothing Is Extremely AddictiveIn an era where productivity is glorified and busyness is worn as a badge of honor, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a surprising truth—doing nothing is not only enjoyable but can be highly addictive. Scientists from the Institute of Behavioral Sciences have uncovered compelling evidence suggesting that the state of inactivity can trigger the brain’s reward system in ways similar to certain addictive substances.