Why do restaurants assume you don’t want dessert, are anti-dessert vibes real or all in your head? Is it rude to skip dessert, or should you start your meal with sweets just because you can? Have convenience fees and delivery charges for everyday things gotten out of control, and are we just paying for our impatience? Do you secretly judge people for their loofah-changing habits or, gasp, do you share your loofah?Have your knees ever ached just thinking about bending over to pick up a rogue pen

I’m talking taps in Technological Regression Masquerading As Technological Progression. Join me in the kitchen for another exciting dish-washing special, providing listener Steve with one heck of a high-scoring round of Exclamation Cricket. The return of Cassette Roulette leads us down a rabbit hole involving Ross Noble and an alligator. There’s more vestibule-based chat, more mechanical music challenges, and Ellie turns roving reporter, conducting an exclusive interview for Le Creuset News.

Seven comics. One episode. Plenty to laugh about.This episode of Just for Laughs Live Sessions features stand-up from Sam Sferrazza, Jacob Balshin, Faris Hytiaa, Darren Frost, Crystal Ferrier, Chris Robinson and Ben Sosa Wright.Press play, find your next favourite comic, and follow Live Sessions for more stand-up from Just for Laughs.Laugh till it hurts! Just For Laughs Stand-Up Comedy brings you the world’s funniest comedians, iconic performances, and fresh new talent all in one place. From

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Two baby chicks are missing, a rotten egg has committed an act of biological warfare, I puked and fled the chicken run—and somehow we still have NEWS.Fresh headlinesNeighborhood gossipCountry musicAppalachian foolishnessFeral Christian MinuteLoaded Bibles + new merchPull up a chair. The porch is OPEN.#SarahBethTerry #CigaretteMom#FeralChristian #PorchPaper #Appalachia

Three dinosaurs make their wishes, but the third one has a surprisingly clever way to outdo them all.

It's Friday and you know what that means...it's time for HAPPY HOUR! Join our host, Jeremy Odem, as he enjoys that first Friday beer and runs down the topics of the week that was. This week, JO is reeling from taking on pro wrestling fans, cleaning up a flood in the studio and realizing he's fat. Find out more in this week's episode of Laugh With Me! In this episdode: -Studio remodel on hold due to flood -Pro Wrestling fans need help -Why does ai think JO is fat? and SO MUCH MORE Follow LWM on

Andy disrupts criminal court. Dan relives the first televised Source Awards. Tyler saw our neighborhood on the news. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

Anjelah Johnson – The Homecoming Show Full Special brings Anjelah Johnson's vibrant energy, spot-on characters, and warmly relatable humor to a stand-up comedy special that is bright, heartfelt, and seriously funny. Known for her unforgettable characters and stories about family and culture, Anjelah delivers a full comedy special packed with hilarious impressions, real-life moments, and nonstop laughs. For fans of stand-up comedy that is clean, modern, and full of heart, this is a must-add episode

Today we dove head first into October and all the seasonal spooks it has to offer. Whether it's alleged serial killer R.C. Horsch's House of Horror, or convicted murderess Christa Pike being literally unkillable, it's been an extra spooky few days.  We are covering it all with our new friend comedian Miles Bunch. Also, the new theme song was provided by the amazing RC and the Ambers - no relation to RC Horsch. Total coincidence.

Neal Brennan jokes about alcohol in his Netflix special, "Blocks".

British comedians Russell Howard and Jon Richardson are longtime friends, former flatmates, and past co-hosts who famously worked together on BBC Radio 6 Music from 2006 to 2008. They frequently share comedic anecdotes about their early days living together and their contrasting personalities.

Steve and Renae talk movies and more.  It started with a question about movies, and the conversation goes all over the place.

Johnny Mac delivers daily comedy news centered on Rolling Stone comments from Bill Burr about moving past anger, recently bombing with a hard Vegas opener, parenting his daughter and son, crying during a story about connecting with his daughter, and how Broadway’s Glengarry Glen Ross made him love theater while rejecting a Cats revival; he also plugs a Bill Burr deep-dive episode and an upcoming Norm Macdonald deep dive. The episode notes Burr, Pete Davidson joking about fatherhood at the Riyadh

Soder is building a new hour on the road!Get tickets at https://www.dansoder.com/tourOctober 2-3 Alburquerque,NMOctober 4-7 Fort Collins,COOctober 19-21 Winnipeg, CanadaOctober 22-24 Calgary,CanadaNovember 5-7 Salt Lake City,UTDecember 10-12 Rochester,NYFollow Joel Walkowski and buy his book Honolulu Blueshttps://www.amazon.com/dp/163774904X?lv=shuf&language=es&channelId=500&plpRedirect=mhFallbackhttps://www.instagram.com/joelwalkowski/?hl=enhttps://www.bigwalkowski.com/PLEASE Drop us a

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Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how freaking expensive everything is.  Jenn needs the proper energy coming at her in the morning.  Eddie doesn't really have a choice. Your day is a direct result of how you choose to take it on.... at least that's what we hope.  Eddie needs a 3rd and possibly 4th job to pay for college.  Plus, Florida Man Friday!

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