Awe, poor Mr Aldridge, Or whatevever you call him He's got the cocaine monster The cocaine monster Even poorer, though, is ms. Monroe, She's homeless, Surfing the couch down below, But little does she or anyone know She's got the fame monster Oh, no COCAINE! whoa Ain't nothing like fame Ain't nothing like pain All you need is a little cocaine Olay the game, kid NO! COCAINE! Woah She wants to be famous He wants to be 6 feet tall, Whatever his name is Poor Mr

Say it ain't say, Pete Say it ain't so Tom's on the run And they all had to go I'm the man in the hat My cups half full I paid a whole dollar For a walk on role Say it ain't so, Pete Tell me I' wrong I've been waiting here all night long Two man down, but one had to go Had a good walk, But I'm still on the run Say it ain't so, Pete {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

3 DJs on a boat, sleeping. One wakes up. Hey—! Isn't that Skrillex? No… —and isn't that Dillon Francis? No. Yes it is! It's not.. DJ Dillon Francis. Yah! See! Woah! I told you! What happened to ‘em? Just sleeping. Go away. But that's, Skrillex and Dillon Francis; and— No, these are my dads. What? [later] Wake up? NO. DONT KILL ME. I hate the ocean. Shut up. U! You know u?! What is he doing

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The one time It might actually be a good thing to pull the Jack… I've been handling well with the Ace [Full House] I was on time, but what I did after, Or where I went [I didn't] I can't recall. Now's not the time for that. We're behind and off schedule I'm failing at everything, i think. Mud on my mind. What a card; What a game when the whole deck Is Jokers. What a card, The Jack What a game with a whole deck made of Jokers Meanwhile, The hosts and magicians Are

Apple cider vinegar How you tryna win de war Ice and sugar, hufflepuff Tell me when you've had enough WILL FERRELL YOU IN TROUBLE NOW, GUH. There's not even a scrap of shirt beneath his worn and tired full coverage overalls—well, once full coverage, anyway. It might have been a long time since these overalls “fully covered” anything. Oh how that demon attacked me in my sleep last night. Like that part. Don't worry about it, I've got a sayonce coming up that

First actual mix in a long time, hope you guys enjoy. This is my first mix with 99.9% Original -Ū. music only with the exception of the intro for dramatic effect. Hope you guys enjoy it. Thanks for listening. Here's a screenplay of enter the multiverse to coincide with the commemoration of the SNL 50's anniversary/ L E G E N D S crossover. Fun Fact: The First appearence of Liz Lemon in this show {Enter The Multiverse} is in season one, which first aired in May of 2021. The 1st and

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay!Today I discuss Katy Perry being launched into space, I talk about Elon musk being bad at video games, how Kanye West may be the greatest troll of all time and also a show I'll be preforming at as well as other ventures. All that and more on The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! For tickets to the show, music links and socials:Linktree Youtube Video: https://youtu.be/hDKi786ctKU?si=frcQUSOYZrimG2Rl

Prod By Blū Tha Gürū There was no cake under the candles— and I wasn't going to blow them out. If I took the moment to really think about my placement in the world, I was a mess— I aimed for perfect and wasn't— I had been exhausted the night before, not just tired, but exhausted. Maybe this isn't the birthday I should be celebrating. I was up early, but left late enough to be late. Why? Well, it just seemed nothing at all was going right. I sang happy birthday to

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as

I had plenty of moving boxes, just in case of whatever. I didn't feel like I was home–perhaps this was the cause of the depressive mess. I was working out okay, and eating…okay… kind of. –besides being unable to actually tell if I was hungry or not unless the circumstances were extreme. Lentils and pasta with garlic salt–cause I don't give any kind of fuck right now. I knew something might be wrong when I was just eating raw cabbage with squirts of japanese

[A beautiful dog enters the palace; C'esme't is pleased—actually, more thrilled.] Now! (Yo!) [The Dog sits at the entrance.] Call to me. [he speaks from the mind (telepathically) with a familiar tonal voice] Come, sweet stranger! [The Dog approaches] For it is I, the King who walks as not a ghost For yet the call has spoken that I be your loyal shadow (it's me; the King. I've been called to watch over you) Then? (Elaborate.) For now I came as waked dost I as ghost and

Suede. (Uptown A) Single - 2025 insta: iamu.guru | YT: Youtube.com/@thefestivalproject (Visualizers +Catalogue) TikTok: FREE DOWNLOADS: https://www.iamu.guru everything is free for download. love to you and thanks for listening. Thanks G-D I've only got rice pasta! Remove the o for observance of the holiday and yet Phonetically it just doesn't make sense Forget it, Patient weather I still have the bare bones And Hey— No writing on Passover, either? It is work! Okay( that's a

Title: The Banana Anomaly Logline: When sentient, aggressive bananas take over a small town, two unlikely heroes must overcome their bickering and fears to stop the potassium-fueled chaos. Characters: BERNICE (30s): A fastidious, somewhat neurotic librarian. RICK (30s): A boisterous, overly confident (but secretly insecure) used car salesman. Scene: INT. SMALL TOWN LIBRARY - DAY SOUND of frantic shushing BERNICE, with her hair in a tight bun and glasses perched precariously on her nose, stamps a

Https://www.iamu.guru “THE FLUFFER” I have eyes in the back of my head I have goats at the top of my bed I have goats on the cap of my knee I think I wrote my own obituary Oh, you hetcha Bitch, you ain't me Shit be poppin off at the rock in 8 minutes exactly In studio 8H That's where I am, Amen again Cause I meant it And I mix in the pancake batter Perhaps some berries? Apparently not, 7 minutes and counting I'm at the Rock Now I'm putting away my don't ask,

We know you opened it. I didn't. We know it was you. No. Stop lying. I didn't opened it. We already know. I couldn't have opened it. I'm not black! *.* -_- >< (squinting extra hard) —you don't have to be black to open the portal. Oh. “Oh?” Well then. (Extra super squinty squints) Why are you all black. Uh. What. Srsyly? Because— it's a. Is it a club? It's more of a— Like a cult— Well…

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay!Today I discuss the presidential group text leaks and also the insanity of financing a pizza. Several high interest loan payments with DoorDash. All that and not really much more with The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Links to Rule Them All Youtube Video: https://youtu.be/to-6jyLOtJg?si=HuzJhSrf0I0lIFAy Support the music by Mediumjay by pre-saving the new song “Superfly” dropping on April 28th featuring Phre$h Prince: Superfly Presave page

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay!Today I play the what would you do for a million dollars game. Some of the questions are simple, some are thought provoking and challenging, and some are just plain ridiculous. All that and more on The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Linkteee.com/cashleaders Youtube Video: https://youtu.be/M--6UE2_aBg?si=F4gtb6ypcBehEObt

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay!Today I discuss fighting depression and dive deep into my psyche, the pain and regrets I've had carried for the months and ultimately my whole life. The good, the bad the ugly. A lot of healing I've done and for the low price of public judgement! All that and more on The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Linktree.com/cashleaders Youtube Video: https://youtu.be/Jcm0_TTgR_Y?si=-jY3WgZ2rgVDPHm3