this is a cringeworthy read, i'm sure of it. {THE TIME CAPSULE] Here lies everything I won't delete, but wouldn't dare to publish (as of yet), and therefore banish to the land and/or realm of impossibility, where everything entirely consists of unimaginable, unfathomable, inconceivable, never-ever-happened ( or will) unexistence. Nothing Here Exists. Amen. (I didn't write this.) The Colenel's Jounal. “Would he be mad reading this shit? “ I mean. I have to step back at this

SEASON 6 ACT III - Part II Oh no. I told you, this was a bad idea DONT CHECK THE— It's too late. “A Writing Assignment” Fuxk. This is bad. I'M GONNA DIE LIKE THIS. Well, it's Brooklyn—there's gonna be a fire escape and a rooftop. This is creeper level 9000 Whatever. Where'd the bass go? I've lost my sense of direction I'm mad I can't have you, It's candid I shouldn't be out here like this l I should have gone to Manhattan Are you

THE LEGEND OF SUPACREE LEGENDS GERALD'S WORLD OWSLA CONFIDENTIAL: THE INFINITE SKRILLIFILES ENTER THE MULTIVERSE DEATHWISH ASCENSION THE SECRET LIFE OF SUNNÏ BLŪ SCARY MONSTERS & SUPACREE THE INSOMNIAC &MORE FROM [The Festival Project.™] SEASON 6 ACT III Part I MONTAGE: Clique, Cruel Summer Kanye West, JAY-Z & Big Sean EXT. DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES. BROAD ASS DAYLIGHT SUPACREE has unlocked 100% Of her ABILITIES GOD MODE UNLOCKED

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Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay! Today I have a special guest Doug and he discusses his life growing up, the jobs working in the logging industry as well as working as a bouncer at the zoo on Osborne in Winnipeg. Doug is also ambidextrous, colour blind and left handed, growing up he had taught himself to read and has become an avid reader with a giant library housed with some of the best titles from infamous authors! It was a pleasure to have my good friend Doug on the podcast. He is a

[The Festival Project Presents: {ENTER THE MULTIVERSE} THE LEGEND OF… THE INFINITE SKRILLIFILES GERALD'S WORLD & ASCENSION DEATHWISH LEGENDS THE INSOMNIAC {ENTER THE MULTIVERSE} SEASON 6 - ACT II - PART II I almost left my Elfbar in Raton, But I couldn't let go; It just held on. I had to leave my skateboard back at home , But now I'm gone. Now i'm gone Now I'm sick to my stomach, I didn't want this Now I'm so sick to my stomach; I didn't want it

Welcome to The Weekend Show with Mediumjay today I'm broke! RUN YO POCKETS!!! Linktree.com/Cashleaders

[The Festival Project.™] Presents: {ENTER THE MULTIVERSE} SEASON 6- ACT II No, you can't go see Jimmy Fallon. Aw, C'mon, why not?! REGISTRATION CLOSED. What the FUCK. No, You can't see SUPACREE. Aw, C'mon, Why Not!? We need to begin Sequence B Immidiately. Just ask Jimmy Fallon. No. Yo, why not?! He wants to! Jimmy will fuck this up. JIMMY FALLON Aw, come on! No, Jimmy. JIMMY FALLON C'mon! I got this! [JIMMY FALLON BREAKING CHARACTER] [JIMMY

Ahhh. Oh, my gosh, PoPo…Urghhf. —Brrrrr!!!— A DJ Unhhh…. Who dropped the bass in this bitch?! A BAMPHERAMPH: I was just just getting comfortable... Yes, Yes… I been at a rave. I'm on the flooI'm on the floor—at a rave r—at a rave “Somebody save me!” Oh that was….Wait, That was me, right? Right? Rage? Right? Yay... (Ahhh. I guess I gotta go...higher. YEAH.) I'M NOT A LIAR! I'M ON FIRE, I'M ON FIRE No, do not save

Whenever I google or Wiipedia someone, the first thing I look at i the introductory sentence: I'm only looking for one word: Is– or was; as in: “Are you dead, or alive?” As in, Am I just creeping on you in your waking days, for whatever reason– “Is”-- or, “was”; has the ghost of your remaining consciousness found your way into my subconscious post-mortem for some disastrous, usually terrifying coincidence that I need to know; “waa a”

I'm the brand new normal: It's formal I guess I'll get a little warmer, And inform ya that I'm the— Ugh— I'm the philosopher they prophesied, I guess I'm the philosopher they prophesied, I guess I'm the philosopher they prophesied; I got my eye on The prize I guess And I do not worship idols, But I guess I worship eyes I worship them on walls, And I worship them as spies If you look into my eyes I will probably tell you why It isn't black it isn't white And I

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Welcome to the greatest podcast in history! The weekend show with Mediumjay! Today we got our good pal George P. to celebrate his smash bday all week long we've been drinking nothing but the best liquor and talking to the finest women at the bar before they kick us out! We also went to cabelas and saw some cool items as well as his trechourus walk in the cold after he blew his last 12 dollars on the slot machines. He walked home 2 am in the blistering cold for 3 and a half hours!!!!Oh boy those

https://open.spotify.com/artist/3U2n4bcU9peQd2GlKLUsvv?si=XoDme8e2TuyF9-4ulyw9Aw ugh , where to begin? Let's just start with– LADY GAGA aka GAGA has been tasked with strategically marking the grid with Various entrance and exit points; a job which she has tak quite seriously, and honorably. Okay, moving forward . You're not going to expand on that? No, next thing. HARRY POTTER, HERMIONE GRANGER Wait– What. Wouldn't it be HERMIONE WEASELEY Did they not get

I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Did it work? Fuck—it worked! It fucking worked! Alright— —where is she? There she is. Don't leave me here! Sorry Gerald, I promise it's not for long. It's always long! I'm sorry, dude. Take me with you. No, I can't. Yes you can! Gerald, I can't! —yes you can! Don't repeat yourself. I—just— look, stay here. Do I have a choice?! No, not really. *sighs* Finally, you're here.

[TIMMY TURNER puffs on an extra Long cigarette out the side of his mouth. ] Yeah, fuck Dillon Francis. Jeez, Timmy, that sounds personal… Nothin's personal—it's just business. Hey, yeah—what is your “business” anyway? None of your business. I mean, I feel like it is— You know, for a piñata, you sure talk a lot. I'm not just a piñata, man. Could've fooled me. Someone had left a gift for me—and for sometime now I had

It had been raining for nearly two weeks straight, besides for one day, during which I slept through its entirety; I had not been so seriously, physically ill in years— the combination of undue stress from the job I mostly hated, the crippling depression of working full time and still never having enough money for anything, and sharing my living space with 3 other, typically irritating, messy people with seemingly no home training—or perhaps, as I was learning—a common low standard

Hey, babe; Come and sit at my table— I'll pay you; Forget Ableton; Look what Abel did In this fable Fan, or a friend; Paper and pen, Here's a friend of a friend, If you're interested, I've been listening Intentions; Inventive dictation Creating a masterpiece That's an actress. Yeah, I've been sad, I've been hopeless; Until the door opens, It's just customer service, Honest. Come have a bite of this servitude, I like your additude, Bad and cool— Try to relax, if

YO, FUCK YOU, DILLON FRANCIS. WHAT DID I DO?! I DONT KNOW YET, BUT FUCK YOU! AAGHHH *hulks out * FUCK—YOU. Woah. This is strange. Should we stop them? No, I think we should watch. *eating popcorn* We should watch. Because, I'm better off— Than last time I saw you; You never saw me; And I saw right through you; You were the boat, And I was the ocean— I kept you afloat, And you sank into me Woah. Okay. I did not want to put that all on the

My name's Bazzle Oh, I'm Blū What'dyou tell her your name was. “Bazzle” Nice. Yeah. WHO THE FUCK WAS I TALKING TO?! MILA KUNIS I WANT MY FUCKING ELFBAR!!!! AGGHHHHHHHH!!! AAAHGHHHHHHHHHHHH EAAHAHHHHHGFGGGHHHB !! Shit, season 6 looks lit It's really lit. This is lit. HOLLYWOOD IS BURNING. MO FIRE, MORE FIRE NO, NO MORE FIRE!!! [A high speed gun chase through DTLA on bird scooters] AH. I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! I don't get it. He's running