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Distorted View Daily

Get Exclusive Shows Every Week: SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.

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00:53:57

Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/02/04

On Today’s EpisodeTaint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns with another glorious cover.Great Moments in Venereal HistoryA deeply moving, extremely itchy tale of lifelong companionship with pubic crabs—named,

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00:52:55

Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe...

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/02/02

Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in.The Epstein Files DumpMillions of pages released, including emails that suggest even Jeffrey Epstein wanted nothing to do with Elon Musk. When Epstein ghosts you, it might be time for some self-reflection.“It’s Just a Fun Thing” Guy EscalatesTim’s blind poop-fetish stalker returns with more

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00:46:57

God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/30

On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare.We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade breakup rage, wounded egos, and ex-girlfriends absolutely unloading. Romance is alive and well.Tim shares a heartfelt update on his mom’s cancer treatment — and yes, immediately undercuts it with

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01:02:52

I Found The “It's Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a...

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/28

On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again furious about people judging men’s feet.Happy 40th birthday to Cum Goblin, sponsored by DV listener LeelooA celebration awkwardly tied to the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster anniversaryTim

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00:48:07

Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/26

On today’s show:Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos – Pastor Manning invents yet another slur while explaining gentrification, Black politics, Obama’s alleged sex life, and why God wants everyone deadTexas congressional candidate promises mosque-to-toilet conversions – Turning places of worship into public restrooms, banning halal, and declaring hijabs “bomb concealers”Former Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda goes nuclear – An all-time unhinged rant featuring limousines, batting averages, and many, many

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00:49:09

Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm...

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/23

On Today's Show:Intro & Teasers: Live streamer exposed as pedo; Grow your pubic bush for confidence (ancient Chinese secret); Faking orgasm during arrest; Setting people on fire for stolen thoughts.Great Moments in 911: 11-year-old kid calls about dogs stuck mating; Dispatcher explains biology and suggests spaying/neutering.Live Stream Drama: Streamer Lakari accidentally leaks notepad with lolicon, child porn, and bestiality links. Old clips show him admitting to liking "lollies."

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00:50:08

Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/21

Spunk cubes. Vagina teeth. Prism paranoia. Just another calm Wednesday.On today’s episode:A deranged Coast to Coast AM clip featuring Heavy Bird Jason, driveway heat systems, Hoover threats, and a host bravely nodding through total nonsensePrisms exposed as a possible government mind-control rainbow experiment contaminating our water, air, sun, and possibly your buttholeTLC’s My Strange Addiction officially jumps the shark with daily semen facials, frozen “noobs” (nut + ice cubes), and

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00:38:15

Scrambled Egg Dick Farts

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/19

On Today’s Episode:Martin Luther King Jr. Day MadnessA deep dive into a long-lost viral clip featuring a racist white woman losing her mind on a Black mailman.She refuses to accept her own mail, drops multiple slurs, slaps the mailman, and somehow blames him for killing Martin Luther King Jr.Spoiler: the mailman loses his job, because of course he does.Tim admits his own shaky grasp of MLK assassination trivia while trying to untangle this woman’s unhinged racial “theory of everything.”Meade Skelton

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00:55:18

Animal Crossing Sex Island: Shut Down

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/16

Distorted View Daily — Friday, January 16, 2026Sponsored by: DV Listener & birthday boy VincentCity Council insanity erupts over sex ed, AIDS panic, and a 56-year-old “technically” virgin oversharing at the microphone.Birthday chaos for Vincent as Tim loses the birthday instrumental and accidentally stumbles into 1980s HBO feature presentation music, forcing an improvised “happy motherf***ing birthday.”Alexis K. Tyler meltdown: Alexis posts a warning saying if she’s harmed or killed, blame her

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00:48:25

The Piss Sissy Economy Is Thriving

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/14

On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim wades knee-deep into piss-soaked humiliation, sovereign citizen delusions, Family Dollar combat, corrupt cops, and yet another depressing batch of celebrity pedophile news. It’s an episode packed with public freakouts, law enforcement incompetence, and people who absolutely refuse to help themselves.Piss Sissy Public Shame:A mostly naked man kneels in a front yard wearing panties and a sign announcing his sissy fantasies — complete with baby talk,

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00:54:10

From Penisgate To Pokemon Piss Dribbling

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/12

Hey freaks! Tim kicks off the week with bodily fluids, bad decisions, and some truly unhinged “science.”A deeply unsettling phone sex ad that probably violates several laws of man and natureStephen Dawson returns in rare happy form — then immediately barks like a dog and appears to soil himself on cameraViewer comments focus less on the performance and more on the mysterious brown stainPolice body-cam footage of an autistic father stopped while playing Pokémon Go with his son — largely due to

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00:53:28

Penis Root Awakening

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/09

Episode SummaryLinks: Take a look at the audio equipment / electronics Tim is trying to sellTim closes out the week with a packed Friday freakshow featuring dietary madness, alpha-male nutrition rants, MRI sex science, and the long-awaited return of Sagittarius.Snorting Your DinnerA preview of TLC’s My Strange Addiction introduces a woman who refuses to chew food and instead blends and snorts every meal through her nose, including guacamole toast. Tim questions why bread is involved at all and

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00:55:00

The Dark Art Of Shadowing Masturbating

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/07

Episode SummaryOn today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim takes freaks on a chaotic midweek ride featuring shadow-based masturbation detection, electric car paranoia, prosperity preacher excess, and Florida once again earning its title as America’s most unhinged state. From Planet Fitness restroom gooners to a $12,000 water bottle disaster, this episode delivers maximum distortion with zero dignity.The dark and forbidden art of shadow masturbatingA Planet Fitness bathroom incident that turns into a

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00:53:23

Finger-Lickin’ Demon Chicken

Distorted View Daily ·

2026/01/05

🎧 Distorted View Daily — Monday, January 5, 2026Finger-Lickin’ Satan, Grok Goes Pedo, and Things America Put Up Its Ass in 2025Hey freaks! A brand-new year kicks off with a fresh batch of demonic panic, AI depravity, religious hysteria, and America’s most cursed bodily decisions. Tim rings in 2026 by yelling at theater audiences, roasting Christian grifters, revisiting the darkest corners of AI “innovation,” and dusting off some painfully old DV audio that should probably have stayed buried.Great

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00:51:46

Suck It, 2025 - Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/31

🚀 Coming Up on Today’s ShowA Space Force New Year’s message that promises lasers, moons, and maximum pew-pew dystopiaPornography-as-a-good-luck-charm to kick off 2025 (obviously)A tropical musical nightmare, murderous crustaceans, and Monday Night Movie: Claws for AlarmFaith radio goes completely off the railsLegal-sized bread is still happening (jingle included)A religious hotline caller spirals into demonic chaos—with helpKroger’s “all-American” pharmaceutical alternativesLesbian folk music,

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00:35:17

Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/29

Tim Henson kicks off the final week of 2025 with a slightly shorter—but no less unhinged—episode of Distorted View Daily, battling a post-Christmas cold while delivering a full slate of bizarre news, TikTok idiocy, and listener chaos.A former Harvard Medical School morgue manager is sentenced to federal prison after running a years-long side hustle selling human skin, faces, hands, and brains across state lines. Tim weighs the ethics, the witchcraft implications, and whether this was truly the

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00:43:47

Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/26

It’s a Best Of Friday on Distorted View Daily, while Sideshow members get a brand-new exclusive episode. If you’re not already signed up, now’s the time—holiday deals are still live for a limited time. Plus, grab 20% off Distorted View merchandise with promo code AIDS on orders of $50 or more.This classic episode dives headfirst into one of the most chaotic stretches in DV history, featuring viral outrage, witch hunts, trailer park warfare, deranged news stories, and listener-submitted bodily

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00:38:13

Shit Lump Intervention

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/24

Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you covered.Tim dusts off a classic episode from December 2014, packed with legendary audio clips, enraging tech support calls, human stupidity, and some of the dumbest people ever captured on tape. Think of it as a re-gift… but one that smells faintly of feces and printer

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00:55:23

Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv –...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/22

On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View DailyChristmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant return of a Linda Finkel Hall of Fame legend.20% off orders of $50 or more at shop.distortedview.com using promo code AIDS (valid through Christmas)Sideshow Membership Deal:

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01:05:27

I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/12/19

Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only).Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out today’s sponsor dedication, and dives into fresh audio from internet oddballs, public meltdowns, and a couple of genuinely wild news stories — including a stage electrocution scare in Peru

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