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00:49:14

It's Taint-Tober! Plus: The Stinky Foot Show Fetish...

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2026/10/07

On Today's Show:⛪ Pastor Manning Visits The BoyscastEpisode sponsor Tree Lover directs Tim toward Pastor James David Manning’s appearance on The Boyscast, complete with meticulously selected timestamps.Manning revisits his desire to “Auschwitz-Dachau” Black politicians and confirms that, yes, he meant it seriously. Holocaust wordplay remains a peculiar pastoral strategy.The pastor explains that long-legged MacDaddy combines the journalistic idea of a story having legs with a supposed annual

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00:50:13

Wheel of Fortune’s Announcer Allegedly Spins Into...

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2026/10/05

Episode SummaryA former Wheel of Fortune announcer allegedly moonlights in the world’s least family-friendly radio format, Galileo 2333 defends Mr. Wizard from imaginary persecution, and Florida delivers a drunken YouTuber plus a toddler carrying an extremely used “present.”A woman picking rhubarb in an alley encounters the self-appointed queen of public vegetation, who responds with screaming, threats and a demand to locate everyone’s name on the property.The argument expands to lawn care, stolen

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00:48:12

Penis Eats Pork Sausage Breakfast Through the Wrong Hole

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2026/10/02

On Today's Show:A Breakfast Sandwich Enters the UrethraTim discovers Paws Cumslave, a content creator who feeds pieces of a pork-sausage breakfast sandwich to his penis using a metal sounding rod.The meal includes sausage, bread and possibly egg, all carefully positioned over the urethra before being rammed down the hole piece by piece.The procedure lasts roughly 18 minutes because the penis lacks teeth, swallowing muscles and every other feature ordinarily associated with breakfast.Mr. Cock

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00:46:37

Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until...

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2026/09/30

Episode SummaryNorman Wicks upgrades his homelessness to a suspicious ambulance-van, Meade forgets to remember 9/11 on schedule, a dolphin bullies fish into vomiting lunch, and fraternity pledges marinate inside a humid basement full of condiments and mystery fluids.Tim spends the past 12 months identifying as a low-battery smoke alarm, tormenting his girlfriend with endless beeping while somehow failing to detect an actual apartment fire.Dr. Phil attempts compassionate intervention by threatening

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00:45:30

Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And...

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2026/09/28

Episode SummaryMeade Monday returns with three defensive emails, a Christian virgin hunt disguised as church attendance, fraudulent spiritual penises, an alleged toddler fight club, and a Texas mother reportedly offering her newborn to a stranger with all the paperwork included.Jem and the Holograms receive a mugshot makeover after their second DUI, complete with twigs, gum, cigarettes, fishnets and nipple clamps.The Misfits get busted in a prostitution sting and allegedly threaten the president

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00:37:33

Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect...

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2026/09/25

On Today's Show:Grandma’s Green Colon CleanseAn elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the massive green bowel movement produced by apples and leafy vegetables.The mysterious pulp greens apparently wrap around the crevices of the colon and continue influencing several future shits.Once the ordeal ends, she is left with the lingering sensation of having been recently penetrated—without the pain, but with all the memories.Welcome to Meadowfield Gang TerritoryTim prepares to visit his mother in

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00:44:55

Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong

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2026/09/23

Episode SummaryAlexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles.The show begins with a romantic anthem for men who refuse to let menstruation interrupt the festivities. Towels are discouraged, red is apparently a favorite color, and subtlety dies before the first verse ends.Distorted View celebrates 22 years

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00:47:49

If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really...

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2026/09/21

FBI Hiring Rules Get More UncomfortableFBI Director Kash Patel faces bipartisan Senate questioning over revised applicant standards that no longer make certain past conduct—including some acts involving animals—an automatic disqualification in every circumstance.Patel says the change was intended to prevent trafficking victims or people coerced into abusive acts from being automatically rejected.Reporting indicates that some bestiality or animal-cruelty incidents occurring before an applicant turned

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00:50:28

The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets

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2026/09/18

Episode SummaryA furious man patrols the sidewalk spraying passersby with what he insists is chocolate milk while exchanging the sort of gentle neighborhood pleasantries normally reserved for prison riots.One woman says she was blasted in the eyes and crotch. The sprayer denies everything while standing beside the container and loudly confirming nearly every relevant detail.A bystander raises the important forensic question: how does anybody know the mystery liquid is not urine? Suddenly, chocolate

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00:50:06

Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win

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2026/09/16

A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness.New York commemorates 9/11 with illuminated drones forming the outline of the Twin Towers above the city.One baffled observer films the lights and concludes that New York is not real, the city may be under attack and somebody could be summoning

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00:53:30

Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning

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2026/09/14

Episode SummaryA spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy.Thank Heaven for Spaghetti celebrates dependable noodles, sauce of various colors and the importance of cooking pasta until it is neither raw nor reduced to

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00:48:04

Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket

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2026/09/11

Episode SummaryA sentimental remix of DJ Sammy’s Heaven follows a little girl sending yearly updates to her father, supposedly killed in the September 11 attacks. Middle-aged white women cried. Tim did not.The grieving child was actually the daughter of a Bakersfield radio programmer reading scripted lines. Her father was alive, California was nowhere near Ground Zero, and the nation had been emotionally mugged by local radio.Listeners still leave heartfelt messages encouraging the fictional orphan

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00:47:22

Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones

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2026/09/09

Episode SummaryDV listener Promo Code demands another daily serving of Meade Skelton, forcing Tim to excavate the short-lived Mead Trivia Series. One episode technically makes it more of a Mead Trivia Incident.Meade reveals that his favorite color is blue, his favorite sitcom is Mama’s Family, and he enjoys forgotten television flops because he sees their potential—and identifies as a flop himself.His airplane phobia is so severe that he refuses to drive near airports, presumably because passenger

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00:43:36

Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse

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2026/09/07

Episode SummaryAn encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing show.A fake Google Assistant ad immediately goes off the rails, featuring wife insults, female facial hair searches, a micropenis definition, and a reminder to kill oneself

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00:49:51

Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile

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2026/09/04

It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak?Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s mother, Shauna—because nothing says “sorry I forgot Mother’s Day” like an episode featuring public masturbation, alleged pedophile chat rooms and a grown man calling Mommy during a traffic stop.Also on today’s

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00:50:56

Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car...

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2026/09/03

Episode SummaryToday’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted View Daily.A dramatic gay “coming out” Instagram post gets the full Tim treatment after turning everyday small talk from barbers, Uber drivers, and waitresses into a saga of persecution.A mom pranks her daughter with a

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00:52:34

Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons

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2026/09/01

Episode SummaryTim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility doctor allegedly sneaking his own jizz into the job.Tim reports back from Ashtabula physically wrecked, emotionally

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00:47:02

Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit

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2026/08/31

Episode SummaryTim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the triumphant return of Assman.A sleep-deprived Tim checks in from the post-move wreckage after clearing out his mom’s apartment, sleeping directly on the floor like a punished animal, and uncovering

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00:45:19

Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost His Mind

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2026/08/28

Episode SummaryFriday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who thought drive-thru service needed more exposed penis.LBF’s wife gets a birthday tribute in the form of a deeply upsetting cum fart theme song, because apparently “birthday cum farts” was the note and Tim followed

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00:51:11

Target Selling Jim Crow Clowncore Costumes

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2026/08/26

Episode SummaryWednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing blackface, and a full-grown woman allegedly scamming a family by roleplaying as an autistic child. Basically, a normal day in hell.The Prescription Lady multiverse expands as Tim revisits the disturbing revelation that Progressive’s Mara sounds way too much like everyone’s favorite jingle goblin. The “Dog Park” commercial gets

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