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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s skewed insights from South Park binges, and Bob"s unpredictable naps, you"re in for a wild cinematic ride. Enjoy dodgy bumpers, laugh-worthy clips, and Rob"s wacky ad reads. Decide their next debacle via Instagram votes. Dive into cinematic chaos every Wednesday. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com. 🍿🎥😂

tv & film film reviews

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01:36:17

#128 - Con Air

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/12/06

The bad movie portion of season 92 comes to an end, and we talk about Con Air, which is actually a good... no, a great movie according to Rob and Bob. Chis doesn't seem to think so, but he eventually sees the light. Boomer wet dream? Maybe. Rife with cliche? Perhaps. Balls to the wall amazing? You bet your top dollar. So let's chill some lemonade, and get into it! Undeterred by typical thriller tropes! Gambling Garland Green’s Vegas getaway! Ditching your daughter to drag down Diamond Dog

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01:22:36

#127 - Miami Connection

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/11/29

MIAMI CONNECTION! You knew it had to be coming sooner or later. Let's get into it... Singing shirtless strays falling into several skirmishes! Snow chasing ninjas! Fistfight frenzies! Smashing your sister’s sweetheart at her school! Frequently flubbed dubbing! Catcalling car-riding beach-side band bros! Tasteless time wastin’ tits and biker butt! Booby B-rolls! Out of context salami drops! Hand-me-down kitanas! Nosy toesy clenches! Broccoli cut Tom Selleck, and much, much more on this week's

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01:26:44

#126 - Escape from L.A.

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/11/22

This week we talk about Escape from L.A., or as it's stylized, John Carpenter's Escape from L.A., which is basically a sequel to the far superior Escape from New York, even though it's basically just a remake. Let's get right into it, and get shittin' on Snake Plisskin. Carpenter and Kurt create a comeback with countless cameos! Abandoning escorts, escapees, and atheists on an offender-only island! Plisskin protecting fire-proof parka positively parching president’s perverse

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01:28:15

#125 - Chairman of the Board

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/11/15

That's it. Show's over! We did it! We found The Worst Movie Ever Made (TM): Chairman of the Bored. Is this the end of the podcast? YES it is (read: no it isn't)!!! Did the movie hold up under scrutiny? Fuck no! Release the alliteration Kraken! Carrot Top’s cascading cartoonish character creating cascading chaotic calamity! Bob breaks out of the number two ditch! Shower curtain crashing on Carrot Top cleaning his carrot! Carrot Top condom career comes careening down when female’s father

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01:27:10

#124 - Stone Cold

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/11/09

This week, we talk about the 1991 Brian Bosworth blockbuster, Stone Cold. Though this film boasts the typical early '90s action movie trappings, Chris and Rob kind of loved it. Bob also loved it, but he won't admit it. Let's get into it! Wicked white washed wayfarers! 14.5 boobs! Wanton destruction of small business (again)! Crating commandos and capping them! Putting Ice on ice by pushing him into a person’s Plymouth! Prostitution! Maybe scabies? Bedraggled beards! The old fish

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01:25:19

#123 - I still Know What You Did Last Summer

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/11/01

1998 was a strange year... Universities were fully populated and operational on Fourth of July weekend, radio shows called their listeners and not the other way around, and we were supposed to feel bad for a protagonist who committed vehicular manslaughter and got away with it because they have bad dreams about the incident or something. We're talking, of course, about I Still Know What You Did Last Summer; a turd in blanket that bakes in the steamy Bahama heat. Dave debates a dead body

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01:34:55

#122 - One Missed Call

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/10/25

This week, we talk about "One Missed Call," or as we like to call it: Toshiba J-T09: The Movie. It's also worth noting that there were several missed calls, otherwise the whole "voicemail is going to murder several people" thing wouldn't work. But after thinking about it, nothing about this movie worked. We're joined by Chad Smith from The Last Comic Shop Podcast (https://www.lastcomicshoppodcast.com/)... something we alluded to in the first act of our show, because

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01:08:23

#121 - Idle Hands

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/10/18

We kick off season 29 with the one and only Idle Hands! Bob couldn't contain his excitement... he was so excited about this episode (because it's his favorite movie of all time), that he spontaneously combusted and couldn't make the taping. Just kidding, he was out drowning dogs in a shallow bathing pond like his hero John Travolta or something. Anyhow... Pushing puppies and flinging felines! Accidental ass grab accolades! Handsy hand hanging off the hooters! Tricking Tanya into near

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01:02:34

#120 - Halloween

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/10/12

On this week's good movie episode, we talk about John Carpenter's Halloween; the iconic slasher that put the genre on the map. We get a little nit-picky, but it was all in good fun. The important thing is that we're watching Idle Hands next week. Let's get into it! Killer Kid! Catalyst for John Carpenter! Terrific tracking shots! Super iconic soundtrack! Laurie’s not listening in literature but answers accurately anyway! Camera makes mention of matches that later confirms murder

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01:12:36

#119 - Fair Game

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/10/04

Today we talk about Fair Game, starring one of the last great sultans of thespianism, William "Billy" Baldwin. What an unfortunate face he has. Coworker and competing counselor want Crawford in a thong! Mom molly whopping her minor! Discharging on dude’s ding-dong! Chris, the internet boob sleuth! Leaving the little girl after leaving her mom! Crackin’ Cubans in a cab! Smelly steam-train sexies! Villain do svidaniya voicemail violence! Max making vaggy mince-meat! Baldwin-breeding

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01:29:32

#118 - Tiptoes

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/09/27

This week, we review Tiptoes, a movie with no protagonist, and a whole lot of problems. We're going to keep this write up short, and get right into the yelling: Totally made up little people defense league! Pregnancy panic! Exchanging expectoration in a park full of pee-wees! Secret soiree sexies behind see-through walls! Jewish wedding jokes! Destroying the door of the doctor’s! Crying for chromosomes! Breastfeeding baby booze! Gary Oldman gets the gig! White girls with cornrows! Crying

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01:29:10

#117 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/09/20

On today's episode we talk about Hard Ticket to Hawaii, or as we like to call it, "Dial ‘B’ for Boobies." Chad Smith from The Last Comic Shop Podcast (www.thelastcomicshoppodcast.com) joins us in the third act to demasculate Rob with his Marvel knowledge. Let's get into tit: Immediate titties! Official uniforms showing ass! Jacuzzi boobs! To hell with honeymooners! Marketing Malibu Express! Gratuititties! James Bond bone jumping jokes! Handsy hosts! Speaking Spanish to Sumos

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01:34:56

#116 - Double Team

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/09/13

This week, we took a look at Double Team, starring Jean-Claude van Damme (JCVD as we like to call him) and Dennis Rodman. Chad Smith from The Last Comic Shop Podcast (www.lastcomicshoppodcast.com) joins us once again to talk about Avengers: Endgame during our Marvel segment where Rob increasingly wants to kill himself with each passing week. Let's get into the nitty gritty: Casual car-bombing! Chuck Voltage! Circus skirmish despite civilians! Maternity munitions! Nerve gas nursing homes

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01:19:15

#115 - Sniper Special Ops

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/09/06

Steven Frederic Seagal is an American-born actor, producer, screenwriter and martial artist. A 7th-dan black belt in aikido, he began his adult life as a martial arts instructor in Japan and eventually ended up running his father-in-law's dojo. He also pooped himself once when Judo Gene Lebell choked him in a dispute that we can reasonably assume was about a plate of cupcakes. Though he vehemently denies these claims, he cannot deny that he starred in Sniper Special Ops, which made all three of

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01:39:00

#114 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/08/30

We went a little long on this one, and it was for good reason: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was simply too good of a movie to not talk about ad nauseam. Or so Rob thinks. The reality of the matter is that we had a very special guest from over at The Last Comic Shop Podcast (www.lastcomicshoppodcast.com). So give a warm welcome to Chad Smith (no, not that one), as he pummels us with his comic book knowledge during "Rob's Magic Marvel Corner." Back to Honest Abe... Slavery! Child

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01:14:14

#113 - An Elephant's Journey

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/08/23

Today we get our tusks wet with Phoenix Wilder and the Great Elephant Adven-- An Elephant's Journey. We have reason to speculate that they changed the title because they wanted to franchise this movie out at one point, and then decided to make it a standalone film after realizing that it sucked ass in every conceivable way. Undeserving self-serving opening credits! Forgetting Phoenix! Collapsing a camp tent on an unconscious criminal! Eating an orange like an asshole! Visiting white-savior

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01:29:28

#112 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/08/16

Sequel time! There's just so much to talk about, so let's just get into the yelling part. God awful graphics! Another attempted annihilation! Nerfing Shao Khan! Inner Earth hamster balls! Mud covered mammary glands! Middle-management gods! Super-secret elder gods! Getting mad at the dad god! Oh yeah, dyke fight! Pointlessly punishing Petra! New white Wet Willy! Twin tower toughness! Touching oblivion tips! Sucker/Spy bing-bong! Rubbery Baraka blades! Oiled flexing ascension towers! Bob’s

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00:20:10

BONUS EPISODE Bob at the Greg Sestero (The Room) Meetup

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/08/13

Not a week ago, Bob was absent from our Pulp Fiction episode. This may come to you as a surprise, because Bob is Quentin super-fan #1. But he was missing for a very good reason: he attended a screening of Tommy Wiseau's The Room that was hosted by the one and only Greg Sestero (Oh, hi Mark!) Join us for this bonus episode to hear Bob's story. Friends became enemies, enemies became friends, spoons were thrown, and we're provided with some great insight into what may very well be the

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01:22:57

#111 - Moonfall

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/08/09

We kick off season 38 with Independence Da-- Moonfall. A movie that's like Independence Day, but half as good, or twice as bad depending on how you look at it. This movie is different from every other movie we've ever watched because the primary antagonist is the Moon. You read that correctly. We need to kill the fucking moon. We'd say don't watch this one, but our show depends on you watching it, so don't not do that. Sam the slayer suckered by big cinema! The Birkenstock

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01:19:36

#110 - Pulp Fiction

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/08/02

It's a good movie week, so we're going to talk about Pulp Fiction! You may notice that our beloved co-host, Bob, is not on this episode. It's for good reason! He's doing something secret, and you'll just have to listen to find out exactly why he couldn't make it to our taping. Super satisfying soundtrack! John and Jackson just jamming! Great collective cast! Discouraging and discomforting drug scenes! Car crash carnage! Sodomy! Realism, surrealism, and post-modern jibbery

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