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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s skewed insights from South Park binges, and Bob"s unpredictable naps, you"re in for a wild cinematic ride. Enjoy dodgy bumpers, laugh-worthy clips, and Rob"s wacky ad reads. Decide their next debacle via Instagram votes. Dive into cinematic chaos every Wednesday. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com. 🍿🎥😂

tv & film film reviews

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01:24:00

#225 - Alligator

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2025/11/06

This week, we get into 1980’s Alligator; a movie that is way better than we thought it would be, but feel compelled to roast anyway given the nature of this podcast. You should watch it. It’s on Tubi for free. It’s great. Sometimes it’s not. But it mostly is. Aight, let’s go. Gator guts guys who are getting rid of golden doodles in the garbage, gores goons in the gutter, glances at a gal, and goes after greedy grifters at a garden gathering! Writing wizard wasted! Bayou beast bartering! City sewer

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01:20:32

#224 - Half Past Dead

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2025/10/30

This week, we get into Half Past Dead, or as we like to call it: Halfway to straight-to-DVD for the remainder of Steven Seagal’s career! Alcatraz! Ja Rule! Gold Heists! Cars! Guns! Russians! OH MY GOD WE’RE ALREADY YELLING SO WE MIGHT AS WELL GET INTO IT!Here we go, cuh. Squishy Steven is stuck in a cell, in the stockade, since stripping stolen sedans is still a sin! Segal’s disruptive force! Bromantic bazooka spooning! Tactical goth squads! Morris Chestnut and his trench coat Mafia! No Ja-rules

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01:21:47

#223 - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2025/10/23

This week we get into 80s historical fiction, Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Not too much fun though, they don’t even say “wanna,” which would come off as a little more informal and a lot more up for anything. Champagne wishes and leotard dreams coming right up for yerrrrrr! Here we go. Giddy, godly, go go girls grind with guys, grappling with a groovy gyration game, giving gramps the gloomy gus groan, then green light gladness! Super 80s caucasian dance pop kind of … thing? Horny babysitting

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01:16:18

#222 - Hobgoblins

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2025/10/16

This week, we answer Slow Drip’s request, and take on Hobgoblins! Rob has technical difficulties and melts down! Chris makes an “impastable” assertion! Bob stumps us with Fact or No Fact! This is one for the ages. Let’s go! A garish & grimy Gremlins grift has got growling goblinoids grabbing a geeky goober, his grimacing girlfriend, a goony gabagool guzzler, his go-to good-time go-go girl and their girly goofball gal-pal! Co-host crackhouse queries! Pussies get no snussy! Army man, the two-pump

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01:31:09

#221 - Teen Witch

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2025/10/09

Here's the mail, it never fails, except when Dustyn suggests Teen Witch, upon which we'll rail! Saddle up, fuckers! It's time to get witchy! Teenage trick teaser taken with a twenty something turns tempered terrain into twenties, a tot into a terrier, a toad into a tonic, and a teacher into a topless trouser twirler! The Paranormal Porkies that could have been! Fudge brother diary smudging! Sticky but fascinating classroom jabbing! Marcia Wallace! Cycle sulking on the way to an eccentric

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01:29:06

#220 - Jupiter Ascending

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2025/10/02

This week, we continue to dig deep into our mailbag with Kayla's suggestion, Jupiter Ascending... or as we like to call it, “Stupider Unending.” This was really, really, really, really, really, really bad. Like super bad. Not like the movie, Superbad, which is actually kinda good, but like actually super, duper bad. What have we done? Jupiter Jones joins a journey jonesing for genetic justice, just after Jupiter jettisons her juvenile jam! Insignificant integrity! Human goo mining! Realigning

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01:09:26

#219 - Freddy Got Fingered

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2025/09/25

This week, we get into Freddy Got Fingered; a film that Rob gives too much credit while Chris and Bob wish death on him. We’re kicking off our 24th season: new(ish format), new bumpers, and, most importantly, we’re digging into the mailbag. Big shoutout to Midge from Glasgow, Scotland for this request. We’re worse off for it, and for that we thank you!Let's just go ahead and fuck this duck, shall we? Green gives us Gord, goes for grossout gags, gets the gimpy girl, garners gonorrhea from a

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01:16:50

#218 - Alien

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2025/09/18

Good movie week. Alien! Starring the only person on Earth named Sigourney. What a flick! What a legacy! Too bad all the other ones mark a slow decline. We hear the new series is great though. But this is a movie podcast, and we only talk about those things as we dissect them with our state-of-the-art equipment. This one’s great though! Ridley renders a rival ‘restrial, who raids and rumbles relentlessly until Ripley, racked with revenge, releases the rival to ruthless reentry. Alien deepthroat

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01:11:07

#217 - The Crow: Wicked Prayer

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2025/09/11

This week, we close out our sequel season with The Crow: Wicked Prayer, starring John Connor cosplaying as Harry Potter cosplaying as Robert Smith if he were a Native American … or something. Rob watched every single crow sequel and reboot in preparation for this episode, and for the sole purpose of defending one of the best revenge thrillers of all time. We once covered the OG Crow movie during good movie week, and maybe Chris will finally come around and realize how it’s a cinematic masterpiece,

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01:28:48

#216 - Universal Soldier: The Return

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2025/09/03

This week, we get into Universal Soldier: The Return, which is really the fourth film in the series, but a direct sequel to the first one. Rob and Chris think it’s an improvement from the first installment, but Bob begs to differ. As long as JCVD hits his contractually obligated slow-mo roundhouse kick quota, all is right with the world. Here we go! Seth surmises scientific sabotage, so surprises suits and soldiers with siege and slaughter, but is subsequently squelched in a standoff with a sprout

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01:19:55

#215 - Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

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2025/08/21

Environmental romantic thriller horror time as we dive into Birdemic 2: The Resurrection! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Giant Jumbo Jellyfish jabs Jezebel just as Generic Joes and Josephines join to jab and jeopardize jay-like jumbo-jet sized jackdaws! Tit-scope triplets get totaled! Abhorrent audio and acting! Crows kill cavemen mid CaveHub(™) climax! Rod's rotten cod kills a kid! Rope-along Miata road head drive ‘n slide?! Big-lib Propaganda Bob! Chris’ poopin’ and doomin’! Breen by proxy?! The

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01:35:49

#214 - Ernest Goes to Africa

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2025/08/14

You knew you’d eventually see us cover Ernest Goes to Africa, and the day of reckoning is upon us! Surprisingly, this ISN’T the most problematic movie we’ve covered on the pod, but it’s definitely up there. However! Jim Varney was such an all around good guy and wholesome figure, we’re kinda willing to give him a pass on this one. Know what we mean, Vern? Yucky yokel yanks a yoke to yield a yo yo, yelps and yowls, and yearns for a younger yenta! Wildly waving your wood in a crowd! Gerald Foghorn?

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01:32:26

#213 - Tooth Fairy 2

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2025/08/07

This week, we continue our sequel season with Tooth Fairy 2; a direct-to-video clusterfuck of recycled jokes that nobody asked for. This is truly the turd of the ages. We’d hardly call it a movie, but it clocks in at about 90 minutes and attempts to tell a story, so here we are. Let’s Get ‘Er Doneeeeeee!Repugnant redneck raids rugrats rooms for roots, remitting rewards, and ruining a romantic relationship! Bob goes hard on the Rs! Automobile auction adultery announcements! Beauregard with no regard

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01:23:09

#212 - Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2025/08/01

This week, we slither our way through our sequel season with Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid; a movie that so aggressively undermines its own premise within the first five minutes of run time that it's actually impressive. We don’t know how we ended up here, and we’re certainly not happy about it.Let’s yell it out now! Pharma finds flowers for furthering folk’s function, forcing friends and foes to forage the forest for fauna, unfortunately, a forked tongue and fangs force fatalities

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01:29:38

#211 - Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

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2025/07/24

This week, we chug along the tracks at breakneck speeds in the company of Mr. Boom Boom Chubby Choo Choo as we take a look at Under Siege 2: Dark Territory; the locomotive sequel of a nautical Die Hard ripoff. For pure entertainment value, and the villains alone, this is worth watching. Steven Seagal’s performance, on the other hand, meh…Let’s get into it, shall we! Tall and tubby trooper takes teen on a train taken by terrorists trying to total targets until the tremendous tactician takes the task

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01:16:37

#210 - Jaws: The Revenge

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2025/07/17

This week, we get into Jaws: The Revenge; a film that does in the impossible by using slasher tropes with a fucking shark. We were waiting for the scene when the girl gets the phone call asking her what her favorite scary movie is, but only before a soaking wet apex predator comes barreling out of the closet wearing a hockey mask and holding a machete. Sadly, that would have been a better beat than what we just witnessed, so of course we have to talk about it. Jaws IV, let’s go! Sheriff’s son, Sean,

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01:30:47

#209 - The Cobbler

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2025/07/09

Get ready to have your Sandler Slot ™ rattled, because it’s time to talk about a pickle-eating shoe man in the form of The Cobbler! The Cobbler? More like The SANDLE-er. Adam Sandler! 23 seasons in, and we’re still somehow alive. Also… big shoutout to Slowdrip for suggesting that we watch this one. We’re all worse off for it, so thank you for knowing how to play the game. Alliterations! Shoe shiner and slip on surfacer slips into sandals and stilettos, assuming status of citizens of the city,

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01:18:43

#208 - Goodfellas

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2025/07/02

This week, we get into Goodfellas for some coke blowing, titty slapping, Pesci whacking fun. Good movie week? Great movie week! We all love this one, but there is one GLARING problem in the opening act that will make you reconsider some things... or WILL they? Who are we to say? We’re just a few guys asking questions. Here we go!Gangster goings on and gangs grifting goods, gaining growing gangster ground! Getting heavy on the Pesci! Continuous underbelly club shots! Doesn’t insist upon itself! Owe

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01:28:34

#207 - A Talking Cat?!

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2025/06/25

Imagine this scenario: A new Neil Breen joint drops, and you beg your mom to take you, and she tells you, “We have Neil Breen at home,” before firing up A Talking Cat?! on streaming. That’s exactly what this movie is. But for some reason it’s not without charm; come for the talking cat, but maybe stick around for a while, throw your feet up on the ottoman while you’re working on coding, and wolf down a couple trays full of cheese puffs. We’re not saying that A Talking Cat?! Is a good movie. In fact,

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01:30:59

#206 - Timecut

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2025/06/18

Boy, oh boy… this week, we get into Timecut, A.K.A. Rob’s “Rosebud.” This sci-fi slasher is a turd of the highest order, rife with time-travel inspired junk science, the worst kind of nostalgia baiting, and frequent trips to Olive Garden to let audiences know that Olive Garden is, in fact, a real restaurant that you can help shareholders earn money with if you get the chicken alfredo and cheesecake with extra strawberries. They must have eaten at Olive Garden, like, seven times! But wait, there’s

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