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Crunch Wears No Pants

It"s like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy"s Dips and JoMomma"s Salsa.

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84:55

Reasons to Be Optimistic + The Wolves Villains Draft...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2023/01/24

the gentlemen are BACK! Vibes are discussed, Durf and Beck finally wear down Jordan's D-Lo standom while also discussing the silver linings of the season thus far. Brandon also decides to lift the trade talk embargo, which is mostly just us fawning over Mike Conley. Then the gentlemen engage in the Wolves Villains draft, where they draft, you guessed it, Timberwolves Villains (LIKE DOH ED MALLOY and his big, wet mouth). Drive safe, hotties. We love you as much as we love JoMomma's Salsa and

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89:52

New Year's Resolution for the Timberwolves V2

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2023/01/06

Brandon, Jordan, and a totally in-studio, healthy, and non-generically-pre-recorded-statements Nate give their New Year's Resolutions for our beloved Timberwolves for 2023. The gentlemen also discuss the last four games, Luka Garza's phoenix rising from the ashes, hot and juicy D Lo goss, and engage in the first ever Random Wolf of the Week Mano y Mano Special Edition Beat Down Beat Off.

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83:10

The First Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/12/30

The gentlemen discuss the vibes over the last 16 games. Jordan compares his hate for the Gobert trade for something that had to be bleeped but rhymes with gleamin' detention. The gentlemen also discuss life without KAT, the joy of our friend Austin Rivers, and Naz Reid (Naz Reid). At 54:00, the gentlemen dive into The First Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza (The FACWNPYEPAES) to dish out awards and accolades to those who donned a Timberwolves jersey in 2022.

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40:53

"Who is Rudy Gobert Dating Klay Thompson's Ex...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/12/14

That's a real headline from some real journalism that we broke down this episode. Durf, Brandon, and Jally break down the weird last few games post-KAT injury, a potential KAT-less future, Rudy Gobert's love life, the state of the Timberwolves' twitter account, and we give Durf a light roasting over Luka Garza. The guys also played Wolves Jeopardy but the end result was so bad that we cut it lol if you want us to release it, let us know @NoPantsCrunch,

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72:12

Spicy Rudy, the Rise of Jaden, and the Wolves Twitter...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/11/24

THE VIBES ARE WHOLEHEARTEDLY BACK INTO POSITIVE TERRITORY. The gentlemen discuss the last six Timberwolves game, in which they're 4-2 and are on a four game win streak (it quickly turned to five after we stopped recording). The gentleman discuss the Rudy Gobert experiment thus far, Brandon slanders D-Lo (what's new), and go deep on Jaden McDaniels' improved play. After all the SERIOUS STUFF around 42 minutes, the guys draft their best Wolves Twitter all-stars to three teams for you to vote

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13:23

MAILBAG: Could Naz Reid defeat the Night King? AND MORE

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/11/17

Our first mailbag! Who's a better dunker: Ant or Crunch? Could Naz Reid defeat the Night King? Who knows? Only we know. That's why you listen to Crunch Wears No Pants. Also, what's up with that? Why doesn't he wear pants? We should probably tackle that at some point.

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67:06

SAVE THE DREAM! SAVE THE VIBES!

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/11/10

Durf and Brandon save a very-down-in-the-dumps Jordan from the horrendous recent performance of the Timberwolves, and the sassy environment of Wolves twitter. KAT gets his flowers, Jordan puts Ant on trial, and Brandon breaks down what's going wrong and where solutions may lie. Brandon and Jordan debate whether or not "big owner syndrome" is to blame for the demise of our beloved basketball squad while Nate provides the silver lining. The gentlemen than engage in a rousing game of Wolves

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59:06

Salvaging the Vibes from a Rocky Season Kick Off

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/10/27

The gentlemen discuss the rocky beginnings to the Timberwolves' season, as well as offer a few silver linings, glimmers of hope, and potential solutions. Jordan says a joke that needs to be censored. The gang then dives into the ALL TIME TIMBERWOLVES GREAT HANG Draft where we assemble a team of Wolves to hang out with. Then, as always, they wrap up the show with everyone's favorite Wolves guessing game: Guess That Wolf Random Wolf of the Week RWOW. Please keep us great ratings and follow us

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62:43

Who's Hotter: Young Viserys Targaryen or Anthony...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/10/13

In Episode 2, Jordan apologizes after the woke mob holds him accountable for his takes last episode. The gentlemen also discuss the developments of pre-season, the leaked City Edition jerseys, the ninth rotation spot, Michael Grady's voice. The gentlemen go on to predict the West's playoff seeding, cast various Timberwolves in movies and TV shows, and end the show with a rousing edition of Who's That Wolf! Guess That Wolf! Random Wolf of the Week! RWOW!

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65:23

Just The Tip-Off

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2022/10/07

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Crunch Wears No Pants. It's like Wolves twitter, but in audio form. This week, Jordan, Brandon, and Nate review media day and roster construction, debate what fictional basketball player would be most valuable to the 2022-23 Wolves, and round out the episode with a rousing edition of everyone's favorite Minnesota Timberwolves gameshow Who's That Wolf. All hail our Pulltab Sports overlords. Big love to Jimmy's Dips and JoMamma's Salsa.

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