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Crunch Wears No Pants

It"s like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy"s Dips and JoMomma"s Salsa.

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All Episodes

52:23

Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/04/09

we talked about the Lynx. we talked about the Timberwolves. We talked about the insane slate of 2026 movies.

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44:21

The End of Season Feels Meaningless for the First...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/04/03

SHOUT OUT CASCADE CBX SPORT

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41:08

The Wolves beat Scott Foster (with Andrew Dukowitz)

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/03/27

you guys didn't like the game of thrones episode so we're back talking about the wolves.

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36:18

The new WNBA CBA and what it means for the Lynx (with...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/03/27

It's Lynx time baby

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32:56

The Game of Thrones Draft

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/03/18

So much is happening with the Timberwolves! Almost as much as what's happening in Westeros this year! In honor of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and House of the Dragon Season 3, we drafted basketball teams out of Game of Thrones Characters. HBO Max please sponsor us

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37:56

This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/03/12

The vibes are ass dawg idk what you want from me as far as descriptions and episode titles go.

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79:01

Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, &...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/03/05

Dane Moore is back to talk about Kyle Anderson's return, the bench mob's pecking order and ideal state, as well as his newishfound love of Survivor. It was a lot of hoops talk, which makes sense. We also talked about Ayo Dosunmu being attractive. We also talked about Jordan's cat Ford passing away, which ended in some gallows humor and I assure you he is grieving normally and he appreciates all the condolences and nice things people have said. Jordan also told me to tell you to look up

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22:42

EMERGENCY POD: KYLE ANDERSON IS BACK

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/02/27

#LEADERSHIP

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68:36

Let's Argue about Julius Randle

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/02/26

This was certainly one of the episodes of all time

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85:58

Ant to Atlanta, The Green Guys Draft, and Chelanga's...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/02/20

Unofficial fourth host of the pod Chelanga Langason is back to give us the takes we've been missing since the end of his internet presence and the CnD NBA Show. It was great and fun.

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50:55

Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/02/11

Dear NAW, Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuveDebí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pudeEy, ojalá que los míos nunca se mudenY si hoy me emborracho, pues, que me ayudenWe love you, CWNP

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51:54

Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye,...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/02/06

Shams Charania, delete your twitter account and never bother us again.

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65:45

Minnesota Gianniswolves

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/30

Giannis might be a Timberwolf. We beat OKC. We love Minneapolis

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72:02

MC Jon B! The Joan Zone! The Team Imploded Last Week!

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/22

MC JON B IS HERE! We talked about the last week, in which the Wolves went 0-3. We did the "MC Jon B" draft.

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61:20

We Don't Want to Trade Everyone Anymore

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/14

The Wolves are making us look dumb cuz they're playing really great and cohesive basketball right now. Welcome to the league, Joan Beringer.

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84:08

Trade Deadline Targets, Chris Finch Dynasty Killer,...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/07

- CAN RUDY ACTUALLY WIN DPOTY?- WE'RE NOT TALKING ENOUGH ABOUT HOW GOOD ANT IS- CHRIS FINCH: DYNASTY (WHISTLE) KILLER?- TRADE DEADLINE PREVIEW: WOLVES TRADE TARGETS

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81:02

The Vibes are Rancid! Who Should We Trade?

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/02

Well. It's been a week guys. We discuss how rancid the vibes are with our new DurfGPT, which almost sounds like the real Nate, who you know is on his 6-month CWNP-mandated paid Paternal Leave (we are pro-family and actually fund programs in favor of children and families as opposed to funding luxury boomer socialism + corporate bailouts). We also breakdown who from the Timberwolves we're willing to trade ahead of the deadline (spoiler: a lot of them).

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26:02

A Very Panty Nation Christmas: Getting Gifts for the...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/25

Surprise Christmas Drop! Brandon, Jordan, and Kai from WolvesBoxScores go Christmas shopping and get gifts for the Wolves roster. There's more milk talk than you'd expect in this one. Hi Johnny Juzang.

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50:08

KG's back, Karl's back, and WolvesBoxScores is Back

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/24

WolvesBoxScores joins to talk about Karl's return game, what he thinks is holding the Wolves back, Snacks, Rudy Gobert's last ten games, and a few tangents along the way. Please go follow WolvesBoxScores. LOVE YOU

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44:59

The Sports Video Game Draft

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/22

So much is happening with your Minnesota Timberwolves that we're not gonna talk about any of it, and instead are going to draft our favorite Sports Video Games of All Time. Durf appears in this episode! Is it fake Durf or real Durf? Who knows.

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