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Crunch Wears No Pants

It"s like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy"s Dips and JoMomma"s Salsa.

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50:55

Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/02/11

Dear NAW, Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuveDebí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pudeEy, ojalá que los míos nunca se mudenY si hoy me emborracho, pues, que me ayudenWe love you, CWNP

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51:54

Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye,...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/02/06

Shams Charania, delete your twitter account and never bother us again.

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65:45

Minnesota Gianniswolves

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/30

Giannis might be a Timberwolf. We beat OKC. We love Minneapolis

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72:02

MC Jon B! The Joan Zone! The Team Imploded Last Week!

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/22

MC JON B IS HERE! We talked about the last week, in which the Wolves went 0-3. We did the "MC Jon B" draft.

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61:20

We Don't Want to Trade Everyone Anymore

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/14

The Wolves are making us look dumb cuz they're playing really great and cohesive basketball right now. Welcome to the league, Joan Beringer.

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84:08

Trade Deadline Targets, Chris Finch Dynasty Killer,...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/07

- CAN RUDY ACTUALLY WIN DPOTY?- WE'RE NOT TALKING ENOUGH ABOUT HOW GOOD ANT IS- CHRIS FINCH: DYNASTY (WHISTLE) KILLER?- TRADE DEADLINE PREVIEW: WOLVES TRADE TARGETS

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81:02

The Vibes are Rancid! Who Should We Trade?

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2026/01/02

Well. It's been a week guys. We discuss how rancid the vibes are with our new DurfGPT, which almost sounds like the real Nate, who you know is on his 6-month CWNP-mandated paid Paternal Leave (we are pro-family and actually fund programs in favor of children and families as opposed to funding luxury boomer socialism + corporate bailouts). We also breakdown who from the Timberwolves we're willing to trade ahead of the deadline (spoiler: a lot of them).

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26:02

A Very Panty Nation Christmas: Getting Gifts for the...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/25

Surprise Christmas Drop! Brandon, Jordan, and Kai from WolvesBoxScores go Christmas shopping and get gifts for the Wolves roster. There's more milk talk than you'd expect in this one. Hi Johnny Juzang.

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50:08

KG's back, Karl's back, and WolvesBoxScores is Back

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/24

WolvesBoxScores joins to talk about Karl's return game, what he thinks is holding the Wolves back, Snacks, Rudy Gobert's last ten games, and a few tangents along the way. Please go follow WolvesBoxScores. LOVE YOU

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44:59

The Sports Video Game Draft

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/22

So much is happening with your Minnesota Timberwolves that we're not gonna talk about any of it, and instead are going to draft our favorite Sports Video Games of All Time. Durf appears in this episode! Is it fake Durf or real Durf? Who knows.

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29:09

OKC Win Post Game Reaction | Chris Finch, Ant...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/20

The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And this will not be the last victory versus the Oklahoma City Thunder.

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59:12

BONE ZONE DOMAIN EXPANSION + GOOSEBUMPS

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/12/17

Bones Hyland is the point guard of the future. DDV is shredding the net off the rim. Julius Randle is instagramming pics with the caption Goosebumps and the Minnesota Wild are acknowledging it. We also talk Doomsday leak spoilers near the end and give a spoiler warning. We also talk about Star Wars at the end. Durf was very quiet this episode which is why this happened, it was always going to happen.

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59:39

Are the Wolves bad?

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/11/26

They blew it vs the Suns and Kings. The Timberwolves have this podcast wondering: are the Wolves bad?

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92:01

In Arena Music Selections with Timberwolves Music...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/11/21

Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D join the pod to discuss playing the trombone version of Goosebumps during games, how they select in game sound effects and music, and what the behind the scenes in-game production of a Wolves game looks like. We also discuss vibes, of course.

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65:16

JULIUS RANDLE KNOWS ABOUT GOOSEBUMPS

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/11/14

THE WOLVES ARE WINNING AGAINST BAD TEAMS! GOOSEBUMPS IS BECOMING A NATIONAL THING!

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72:04

The Wolves Twitter Civil War, Ja Morant, and the...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/11/07

There's a Wolves Twitter Civil War over Chris Finch. Ja Morant may be a Timberwolf this season. Someone took down the original Julius Randle Goosebumps video.

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83:43

The Hunt for Meaningful Insights (four games into the...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/10/29

We're four games in and the gentlemen are trying to make sense of the Anthony Edwards injury, as well as some weird initial trends and observations (both positive and negative). Julius Randle is a trees jersey legend. Rob looks great in the face mask. If you're a new fan: welcome to Target Center. Please get lit when you're in the building. Love you BYE

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50:05

WE ENTERED THE BONE ZONE! Season Opener Reaction Pod

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/10/23

We're so frickin back. We fired up the mics as soon as the clock struck 0:00 to talk about Donte (oh no), Bones (oh yes), Anthony Edwards (wow), and initial reactions to the Wolves' first game. Go buy some Lamb Chops. See you at Target Center

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66:56

WolvesFest 2025 Live Show (with JakesGraphs, Dane...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/10/21

Thanks for coming to WolvesFest. My lord, a time was had. The audio is a bit of an adventure on this one. JakesGraphs and Dane Moore join us to chat about the forthcoming season. People were lit. Shout to the Dane Moore NBA Show for always showing love, and for Falling Knife for being the host with the most.

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76:20

Season Over/Unders With Kyle Theige

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/10/15

The emperor of Wolves Twitter joins the pod for our annual over/unders segment! We also re-litigate whether or not Christian Braun is hot (from last week), as well as dig into Kyle's vibes going into the season. See you at Wolves Fest at Falling Knife on Saturday!! I love you!

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