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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s skewed insights from South Park binges, and Bob"s unpredictable naps, you"re in for a wild cinematic ride. Enjoy dodgy bumpers, laugh-worthy clips, and Rob"s wacky ad reads. Decide their next debacle via Instagram votes. Dive into cinematic chaos every Wednesday. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com. 🍿🎥😂

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01:25:27

#89 - F9 (Family Edition)

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/03/08

Rob, who hates Marvel, finally got Chris and Bob on board to watch F9, which is basically the same thing as a Marvel movie... or so he's told. At any rate, the deed has been done, and we'll probably never do another Fast and Furious movie again. EVERRRRRRRR! Here's our episode summary: Cable car conundrums! Killing your dad! Pretty party participants on the payroll! OnoBOBopoeia! Major magnetic malfeasance messing with mom and pop shops! Seriously subdued sister sadness! Space Pontiac hits Ludacris

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01:24:00

#88 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/03/01

Bob went missing, but don't worry he's back by the third act for the Worst Production and Fact or no Fact segments! Bob, if you're listening to this, we didn't mean any of those horrible, horrible things we said about you in the beginning. It's best you just fast forward. We were confused, tired, worried, and felt a tremendous amount of sorrow because we thought you had to watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets without then being able to talk shit about it. But worry not, beloved

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01:18:45

#87 - Hook

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/02/22

Hook! Hook! Where's the Hook?! Hook! Hook! Where's the Hook?! There is no hook for Hook. This movie took two hours out of our lives, and we'll never get it back, and we fell for the allure of Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman hook, line, and sinker with this stinker! Penis fly traps! The blubberchuck conundrum! Jerk office jokes while jack offense chokes! Forgetting family first names! Mattressing Maggie without worrying for the window washer! Thinking Thud Butt’s thickness is theater! Tinkerbell’s

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01:29:57

#86 - Battlefield Earth (Again)

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/02/15

86 weeks ago, Chris and Rob started a show called "The Bomb Filter," and liked huffing their own farts while being pretentious about movies. But Bob joined the rankings, and we have since become a well oiled machine that is now known as "The Worst Movie Ever Made." That's the condensed version of why we're revisiting Battlefield Earth. The other reason is that Bob joined us after we had already watched it, and we wanted him to suffer like we did back on episode 12. Misery loves company, so... sorry

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01:21:53

#85 - The Phantom

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/02/08

Listen, we're going to watch Battlefield Earth next week much to the Chagrin of Bob who hasn't had the pleasure. If you want to hear what we have to say about 1996's The Phantom, just listen to this episode, because we are so fucking over it already. Attempted abuse of a boy! Bringing the big rig across the bridge! Communicating coerced coitus! Wanton wasting of windows in the Winchester showroom! Personal pleasure pirates! Wagging the wiggler of walking dead Kit Walker! Mushrooms aren’t leaves

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01:25:06

#84 - Troy

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/02/01

If you're tired of life, and you're looking for a film to watch that will help you run the clock out by three hours and sixteen minutes, then we strongly recommend the Director's Cut of Troy! Banging the beauty who brings battle and brutality to your borders! Stealing the sexy Spartan! Apprehending for amusement! Deep throating Patroclus! Strangling your soulmate! Dragging the defeated through the dirt! Twilight torching of Troy through trickery! Dusting the flaps! Gratuitous extended scenes for a

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01:24:56

#83 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/01/25

We made it to the end of Season 8, which only means one thing: time for a good... no, a great movie! We're talking of course about Terminator 2, with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Linda Hamilton, Bobby Budnick, and... others! We're always glad to talk about a great movie, because we took a pounding this season, and we need some relief. Chris likes dongs! Literate sea pigs! Michael Biehn and the deleted scenes! Terminator turnaround! Arm and accent alleviation! Teaching terminator toned down

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01:31:16

#82 - Joshua Tree

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/01/18

Season finale! Omg fuck this movie. This show has been an experiment that has caused irreparable psychological damage to the three of us, and we will never fully bounce back. So we must keep forging forward, because our mental state is only going to get worse the further we dive down this rabbit hole of crappy cinema! This week, we try on Joshua Tree... or Army of One (pick a fucking title) for size. Catcalling coppers! Honing in on hooters! Pointlessly plunging a pickup! Motel man making mention of

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01:32:16

#81 - Son of the Mask

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/01/11

Jamie Kennedy stars in Son of the Mask, a film that is only redeemed by the 45 seconds of screen time that Steven Wright and Ben Stein had. When two of the most lethargic sounding men in the world are what carries a film, then maybe we need to talk about Jamie Kennedy- a man who once produced a documentary about how unfunny he was called Heckler... a film in which real comedians take on the subject of heckling while Jamie Kennedy basically apologizes for his career. According to Jamie Kennedy, this

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01:12:32

#80 - The Tooth Fairy

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/01/04

Chris, Bob, and Rob celebrate EIGHTY CONSECUTIVE WEEKS OF PODCASTING ABOUT SHITTY MOVIES with Dwayne "The Rock" Jonson's The Tooth Fairy. A very funny attempt at being funny because big guy in tutu fall down and dog farts HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Dwayne is the beefiest of chuds to slide out of the studio's poop-shooter, and we're glad that we're done flushing this cinematic skidmark away forever. Rob still wants to do a Fast and Furious movie, but this will have to do for now. Audience asking athlete

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01:13:16

#79 - Babylon AD

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/12/28

The gang finally bends over and gets their butt cherries popped by the one and only Vin Diesel. Babylon AD! A film where nothing happens, but only before nothing happens, and then leads into nothing happening. At least we have Vinnie boy's sultry baritone voice to remind us that when we're here in Babylon, we're family. Here we go! Train station dog dangling! Fatally flogging the forced fighter! Passing the danger threshold! Cornball word salad! Human baby implants! Vin’s Conchess? Bobception

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01:12:04

#78 - The Santa Clause

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/12/21

This is our second holiday season doing a bad movie podcast, and this is also the second time we talk Tim Allen! Rob loves him (or does he?). Chris and Bob don't (or do they?). But what about The Santa Clause? Is the comment section from YouTube filled with a bunch of mentally ill derelicts who shouldn't be allowed to assimilate into a regular society? Let's get into it! Secret Santa secretary sex scandals! Advanced masonry maneuvers! Adolescent elves! Unfunny full grown fawn flatulence! Vague

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01:17:55

#77 - The Island of Dr. Moreau

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/12/14

This week we took a swim out to the Island of Dr. Moreau-- a cavalcade of bestiality, ice bucket Napoleon helmets, and making H.G. Wells spin in his grave like a fucking pinwheel. Let's just get into it so we don't waste any more of your time like we've wasted ours. Berating your boys at brunch! Manimal medical malpractice! Hyena’s hairy hardware! Eyes wide shut: furry edition! Primal rage brain! What if "god number one" was one of us?! Uncomfortable roar whispers! Plasma blasting the monkey mound

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01:33:14

#76 - Ice Pirates

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/12/07

Fuck this movie, and Fuck our guest Dr_Ezekiel for requesting that we watch this movie! Just kidding! Dr_Ezekiel was an excellent, and entertaining guest, and we loved to hate on "Ice Pirates" with him. Zeke streams movie viewings every week on his twitch, which can be found right here: https://www.twitch.tv/dr_ezekiel Smash that subscribe button. Or gently caress it-- the choice is yours! Bottom line is that this dude knows his stuff, and if he can get the three of us engaged in a film as

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01:26:34

#75 - Soldier

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/11/30

Our hosts take the front lines, and "soldier" on through the roughage that can only be caused by corn such as the movie "Soldier," a film where they say the word "soldier" many, many times to let you know that "Soldier" is the name of the movie that you are watching... sir. Are you ready for some action?! Sir, yes sir! Choking and stitching the snake! Child murder! Cheesy uncharitable chain challenges! Sergeants surveying supple scenery! Extermination as exhibition! Kurt Russell prop cabbage

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01:36:16

#74 - The Exorcist

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/11/23

Rob reaches out from beyond the grave to help get this broadcast lifted. Our hosts, Chris and Bob, carry the torch, and through several hard drive backup issues, spontaneous grocery deliveries, totally inappropriate shit talking about Rob in his unexpected absence, and other stuff, we bring you our GOOD MOVIE EPISODE... The Exorcist, which some of you may not know is actually a parody of the 1990 film "Repossessed," starring Linda Blair. Normally we have a bunch exclamation points that allude to

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01:33:50

#73 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/11/16

We go a little long on our SEASON FINALE, and rightfully so! We had to take time out of our regularly scheduled daily suffering, and make things even worse for ourselves by reviewing Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There’s just so much to talk about… including, but not limited to: Inter-dimensional sneeze snizz! Ivy league adlibs! Bargain bin Uma Thurman! Close encounters of the one third of an orgasm kind! Flob Noggin Blarfyblobbers! Careless corrosion of commemorative

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01:28:08

#72 - The Adventures of Pluto Nash

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/11/09

This week we shoot for the moon for space action gambling heists. We're talking of course about "The Adventures of Pluto Nash." So many wrongs in this movie that all are somehow six degrees separated from Nickelodeon's "Hey Arnold!" More on that later though. Flat salty lakes! Hot feather duster ass! Bob’s girl! Eddie Murphy’s turdy wordies! Randy robots! Bruno’s battery baton! Carefree companion cloning! Straight scripts! Beefy catchalls! Assy side-gigs! Slut machines! Dusty dystopian Stallone

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01:25:10

#71 - Cats

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/11/02

They're cats! They're cats! But their butt holes aren't intact! So many wondiferous things to talk about in this fantastic farce of feline feces, so let's just get this over with and go home. Jamming in the Jellicles! Cat bowl cum puddles! Reverse engineering the rhyme! Ineffable inevitability! Digitally removing dirt buttons! Executing Isabella extremely unethically! Catnip compliance! Birthday suit Bustopher gargling back alley glizzies, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst

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01:28:06

#70 - Hocus Pocus II

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2022/10/26

The gang gets sensually seductive with the black flame candle on their way to Walgreens, which is a real store, as they plow through through rounds of the witches brew known as Hocus Pocus II. Or as we like to call it: Dogshit. This is a sequel that nobody asked for, and yet it happened to us anyways. Let's do this! Deep delves into the balrog! Lazy nodding! The virginity assumption! Big witch smelling Winnie from ankles to ear! High school house party's where they hold the hooch! Attempted

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