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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:19:19

Show your ID to buy a sex toy online in Texas. Alien...

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2025/03/25

Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Sex Toy Online. Man abandons 232nd suicide attempt for shawarma. Albertans second most likely in Canada to be abducted by aliens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:19:47

Race horses on cocaine in Tasmania. Church groups no...

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2025/03/24

Tasmanian harness racing industry inquiry hears allegations of race fixing and horses on cocaine. Ohio school district bans candy bribes used to lure kids to Bible classes. Cadabomb Okami, the world’s most expensive dog, sells for $5.3 million to a smug annoying rich guy. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:19:10

Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the...

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2025/03/21

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls out his gun at a bar because the karaoke machine didn't work. Florida bill proposes removal of Algebra and English exam requirements for H.S. graduation. Floridaman exposed his genitals to a mail carrier in Miami Gardens. Scalpers Caught Selling Free DMV Appointments For $250 In Miami. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:15:32

Down syndrome nudes are being sold online using AI....

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2025/03/20

Church daycare shut down after worker gave toddlers Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time. Antarctic scientist accused of threatening to kill colleagues trapped in research station. People are using AI to create influencers with Down Syndrome who sell nudes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:18:27

Woman operated illegal dentistry out of her home for...

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2025/03/19

Five men shut down a busy intersection with their twerking. Prisons are using virtual reality headsets for their inmates in solitary confinement. NY woman arrested for working as a fake dentist for eight years. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:15:42

Viagra coffee gets you up in the morning. Men rob a...

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2025/03/18

Singapore bans Malaysian coffee after detecting erectile dysfunction drug. American Airlines passenger claims he saw a demon, swallows rosary beads, throws punches at crew. Men with pythons wanted for Tennessee gas station theft. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:16:38

Woman tried to sell human toes vomited by dogs. Burnt...

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2025/03/17

Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those things'. Australian woman admits trying to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs. Jury awards $50m to man who injured his genitals with scalding-hot tea from Starbucks. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:19:41

Florida woman attacks Floridaman with a Pringles can....

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2025/03/14

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman set fire to a Tampa strip club and threw bottle of urine at a police officer. Florida substitute teacher accused of making children fight. Florida woman arrested for aggravated battery with a Pringles can. Can wild monkeys in Florida give people herpes? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:16:53

Funeral home employee cut off dead man's penis after...

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2025/03/13

Air India Flight Turns Back After Passengers Flush Clothes and Blankets Down The Toilets, Clogging Them. Embalmer cut off dead man’s penis after learning he was a registered sex offender. An alarming number of people are mistaking nail glue for eyedrops. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:18:33

Mrs. Soon Bang arrested for running a sex parlor. Mr....

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2025/03/12

Woman named Soon Bang charged with running a NJ sex parlor. State Police arrest a Mr. Weiner for fleeing crash while naked. Bigfoot could get official state status if California bill passes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:17:09

Man is shot by his own dog while in bed with a woman....

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2025/03/11

Man says his dog shot him while he was 'relaxing' with his female friend in bed. People in China Are Buying ‘Bank Soil’ for $120, Believing It Will Make Them Rich. Man Rushed to Surgery After Nose-Picking Habit Ruptures Artery. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy

00:21:59

Man plays soccer with another man's decapitated head....

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2025/03/10

Man convicted of murder for decapitating man and playing soccer with his head in New Mexico. Molly Malone statue in Dublin may be elevated to keep her out of reach of repeated breast groping. Citigroup Bank accidentally credits customer with $81 trillion instead of $280. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:20:14

Florida woman stabs boyfriend for not eating her...

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2025/03/07

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman Arrested for Stabbing Boyfriend After He Refused to Eat Her Cooking. Floridaman jewelry thief swallows $770K worth of Tiffany earrings just before arrest. Florida Man Calls 911 Asking for Help to 'Assassinate' Trump. Florida Officials Want to Rename Roads After Hit Songs. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -

00:18:01

Baby pigs left to starve to death as part of an art...

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2025/03/06

Denmark postal service to stop delivering letters. Piglets left to starve as part of a controversial art exhibition in Denmark have been stolen. Teleperformance Uses AI to Make Staff Sound Less Indian. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:19:10

Funeral home's noodles are so good, diners pretend to...

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2025/03/05

Chinese foodies pose as mourners to try funeral home's noodles. Tooth fairy payouts drop to lowest rate in years. Court forces movie theater chain to pay for ‘mental agony’ of too many ads. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:13:46

Man arrested for sex with subway seat a second time....

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2025/03/04

Rising egg prices in the US spark chicken rental trend. Man charged second time with attempting sex act with Metrolink seat. Scientists aiming to bring back woolly mammoth create woolly mice. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:18:05

No Measles Parties, please. Says health official....

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2025/03/03

Female influencer spent $140k to look like a robot. Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing. Michigan veterinarian faces theft charge after refusing to return homeless man's dog. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:01

Floridaman bites deputy and police dog at a 7-11....

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2025/02/28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for DUI after crashing at the same intersection, at the same time, two nights in a row. Floridaman arrested for strange behavior with a Chucky doll outside a market. Floridaman passed out at a gas station, wakes up and bites deputy and dog. Floridaman Games returns for 2025. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -

00:16:48

Child bites referee's testicle so soccer game's...

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2025/02/27

Man allows fiance to electrocute him for 3 hours as a pre-marital pain test. Couple forced to sit next to dead body on plane for 4 hours after woman dies mid-flight. German Soccer Match Gets Called Off After A Referee Got His Nuts Bitten By A Child. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:13:53

Teacher sold "test enhancement" drugs to his...

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2025/02/26

Chinese snow village apologises for using cotton wool to create fake snow. Bird Drops Severed Human Hand That May Have Belonged to a Child into a Schoolyard. Teacher returns to class after trying to sell 'test-enhancing pills' to students. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW

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