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Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:20:01

Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he...

Weird AF News ·

2025/10/03

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman kills and eats his pet peacocks after dispute with a neighbor. Floridamen arrested after Netflix argument escalates to gunfire. Florida woman stole a publix motorized shopping cart and drove it to her doctors appointment. Floridaman arrested after trying to pay his friend's bail with an alligator he claims is his lawyer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining

00:15:18

Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by...

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2025/10/02

Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for a squirrel on a hunting trip. Maxwell House will rebrand themselves Maxwell Apartment because they're insensitive. Five days after giving birth, woman wins Mortal Kombat tourney with her baby in arms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:02

Women's chests will be checked for illegal breast...

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2025/10/01

Kim Jong Un orders breast checks to make sure North Korean women don't have those UN-socialist breast implants. Indian courts order doctors to fix their sloppy handwriting. Dog owner takes a man hostage that ran over his dog, robs him at gunpoint and forces him to dig a grave. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy

00:16:05

Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High...

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2025/09/30

Flight descends into chaos as two male passengers eat their passports mid-flight. Teacher apologizes for feeding a kitten to the classroom snake. Chines film studio criticized for using AI to turn a gay couple straight in newly released Australian horror film. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:23

Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly...

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2025/09/26

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Passenger caught with skull and human bones at Florida airport. Floridaman stole over 100 manhole covers. You can now carry your gun openly without a license in Florida. Florida woman escort arrested for assaulting man with a can of silly string. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:27

Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town...

Weird AF News ·

2025/09/25

Vicious squirrel attacks a California community, hospitalizing two residents. US bars Iranian diplomats from shopping at Costco without special permissions. Local coffee truck in Arizona banned from serving the hospital staff because of their brand name. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:21:37

Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs....

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2025/09/24

Italian city will tax the tourists for their visiting dogs as they clamp down on canines. Missouri woman sentenced for trying to fraudulently selling Elvis' Graceland property. City of Aspen to make improvements to Glory Hole Park. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:17:46

DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation...

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2025/09/23

Assistant teacher arrested for using fart spray at the school causing thousands in damages. Pennsylvania bis driver accused of blasting the heat on the school, trying to "cook" the evil children. Doordash driver alerts police to hostage situation based on the suspicious items delivered. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews

00:19:33

Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash....

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2025/09/22

British scientists discover that tea can be grown on the moon. Fools, I mean people are selling their belongings in anticipation of the upcoming Rapture. Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in a plane crash. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:17:34

Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to...

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2025/09/19

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman kills his roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Florida woman punches an alligator to save her puppy. Floridaman in scuba diving suit robbed a floating restaurant and swam away with the cash. Florida woman bites a pit bull to save her own dog. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy

00:19:01

Psycho tunnels into his upstairs neighbor's apartment...

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2025/09/18

Samsung smart refrigerators will play on-screen ads to users during breakfast. Man is charged with tunneling into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after having disagreements. Drug dog visits a middle school in Louisiana, drug dog sniffs a teacher, drug dog finds cocaine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a

00:17:21

Man urinates on customers during movie screening of...

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2025/09/17

South Korean court rules that it's illegal to insult virtual pop idols. Holocaust survivor ends up beaten to death by in a retirement home by a wheelchair. Man arrested in Surprise Arizona after urinating on spectators in a movie theater during a screening of Demon Slayer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a

00:18:28

Cheating scandal rocks world rock skimming...

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2025/09/16

Cheating scandal rocks the rock skimming world championship. British Airways bans flight crew members from drinking coffee pretty much anywhere. Parents ordered to pay a $300k fine after their dumb drunk teenagers urinated in a hot pot pot at popular restaurant. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:06

Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in...

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2025/09/15

Defiant daring nuns escaped a terrible retirement home to go back to their convent. UK Doctor left in the middle of surgery to have sex with a nurse elsewhere. Man and his emotional support alligator are no longer welcome in a PA Walmart. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:20:51

Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with...

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2025/09/12

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacked a couple with bug spray after they cut him in line at a Publix store. Floridaman runs over a foot model after being refused foot smell privileges. Floridaman files for divorce after wife threatens his drum set. Florida women arrested after choking her mother and squeezing her brother's genitals over a Playstation 4. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by

00:16:54

College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory....

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2025/09/11

Students at Cornell University caught skinning a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumped overboard to avoid his gambling debts. Jellyfish disrupted a second nuclear power plant in France. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:13:50

Doctor amputated his own legs for the excitement....

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2025/09/09

Surgeon doctor jailed after amputating his own legs as a sexual fetish. Kentucky man broke into his brother's home and stabbed him in the testicles with scissors. Two friends in Texas agree to shoot each other in the head with a rifle while wearing a bullet proof helmet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a

00:18:55

Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime...

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2025/09/08

Hikers rescued after a crazy high mushroom trip in the wilderness. Teenage girls are being used as hitwomen in gangwars in Sweden. Elderly woman in Japan duped by romance scammer pretending to be an astronaut in distress. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:19:22

Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman...

Weird AF News ·

2025/09/05

FLORIDA FRIDAY THROWBACK - Floridaman broke into a woman's home to pet her pat. Floridaman with no arms stabbed a tourist in Miami. Floridaman with a kitten denied entry to a strip club. Floridaman called 911 to report cocaine in his butt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:20:29

Influencer sells her hot farts for big money. Singer...

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2025/09/04

THROWBACK EPISODE - Singer poisons bandmate with hormones in order to steal his girlfriend. Hot influencer sells her farts online for big money. Woman is the first ever to marry a hologram. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

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