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Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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29:08

Crispy Coated Robots #277 - Best Parents in a Movie

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2025/06/11

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has night mowing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen. Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting. Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams. This house is clean. The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddy It even has a time code on it. And those are difficult to fake. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You would think that having a certain set of skills would include warning your child ab...

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Crispy Coated Robots #276 - Best Kid Actors on a TV Show

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2025/06/03

Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR. Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors. Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard. The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?” Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.” Big toilet and little toilet. Franklin Delano Bluth Little Opie Cunningham. Joseph talks about a couple of Eddie Haskell's his daughter dated. Jason re...

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37:30

Crispy Coated Robots #275 - Best Graduation Movie

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2025/05/27

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies. Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies. OK. Show of hands. Who has masturbated today? Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes. The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn. One word, plastics. Which movie was a precursor for the iconic CHiPs disco skating episode? What major is Jason's son going to college for?

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Crispy Coated Robots #274 - Best Religious Movie

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2025/05/20

Are you ever going to text me? Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes. This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese. Old men complaining about lawns.Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.The miracle of the parting of seas was outdone by the spectacle of Jaws.Coach Martin couldn't cover up the boobs in ...

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34:45

Crispy Coated Robots #273 Best Music Concert

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2025/05/13

Are you ever going to text me? This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother. Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences. Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with. Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members. Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more? You know you're getting old when you spot walking canes at the concert. Joseph is a true fan of lesbian rock. Nothing like 50-Somethings rock...

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42:27

Crispy Coated Robots #272 Most Revisited TV Series

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2025/05/06

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is running hands free. Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit. Murky flush. "Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again. Jason is unrestrained with the puns. I am a white man with hair in America. I can do anything. Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity". Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car. One name... Gilligan. Need Jim say anymore? Lovey Howell, the sexiest Hone...

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Crispy Coated Robots #271 Best Disney Animated Movies...

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2025/04/29

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil. Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar). We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs! Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked. Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice. I don't think Disney understands the term "live action.” Jason gets confused and nearly tells the filthiest jo...

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Crispy Coated Robots #270 - Best Birthday Scenes in...

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2025/04/22

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies. The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies. Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions. The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old. The Donger need food... and other offensive references makes it in the list. Nothing like celebrating Jesu...

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32:47

Crispy Coated Robots #269 - Best Female Action Heroes

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2025/04/15

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.Bad AI! Bad AI!Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).She can take a punch. She just can't take a stool.She's so tough she can beat you with one hand. Mostly because she on...

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Crispy Coated Robots #268 - Best Movies with A Big...

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2025/04/08

Are you ever going to text me? This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks. Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them. May your first child be a masculine child.Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.Alcoholism is just not as funny as it was in the 80s.Slappin' da bass!Who learned how to be a responsible pet owner from Jason Segel?What...

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33:26

Crispy Coated Robots #267 Best Emotional Movie Scenes

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2025/04/01

Are you ever going to text me? This episode gets a little verklempt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes. Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress. Talk amongst yourselves. Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt. Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals. Jason boldly accuses Spielberg of being a hack. It's a stupid cartoon, but it chokes Joseph up every time. Al...

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29:10

Crispy Coated Robots #266 Best Depressed Characters...

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2025/03/25

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn’t like taking naps. Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies. I’m Joseph Johnson. I’m an AV man. Prozac and Skittles I misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box. The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide. The power of the ham sandwich! Oh, Bother! Why do bums have amazing hair? What does Taoism have to do with Poo? More importantly, ...

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Crispy Coated Robots #265 - Best Jungle Movies

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2025/03/18

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references). Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies. But the ass is real. Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan. Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie. Jason takes offense at Joseph for taking a "dinosaur dump" on one of his selections. Sheena or Beastmaster? Wha...

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Crispy Coated Robots #264 - Best Oscar Wins For...

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2025/03/11

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was made by humans (sort of). In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners. AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking. Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode. It's singing. It's not real acting. Scarlett O'Hara wouldn't have lasted through the civil war and the movie would not have been as good with Joseph and Jason's selection...

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Crispy Coated Robots #263 - Best Oscar Wins For...

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2025/03/04

Are you ever going to text me? WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners. Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies. Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances. It’s the Chicago Rock Way. Hey Friendo. Jason cleverly sneaks past the “no complaining” policy of Oscar nominees. Joseph admits that a little bullying can bri...

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Crispy Coated Robots #262 - Best Modern Black & White...

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2025/02/25

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was. Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years. Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!!A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white.Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship.The Big Knockers come through better in black and white.Just as wrong as seeing Herman Munster in color.Jason...

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Crispy Coated Robots #261 - The Sweatiest Movies of...

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2025/02/18

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has armpit sweat stains. Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made. Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of? Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper. Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men. Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon. Florida may be the sweatiest location to film. The Nazis had problems too. Jason has ice cubes to sh...

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Crispy Coated Robots #260 - Most Corrupt...

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2025/02/11

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't have a boney ass. Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies. Jason starts out with some subtle power moves. Joseph's list is based on TPS reports. Jim's list is based on his impressions. Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration. Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak. Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes in the show's hist...

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Crispy Coated Robots #259 - Best TV Characters of the...

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2025/02/04

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal). Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s. Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat. Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules. Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane. Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts. Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms....

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Crispy Coated Robots #258 - Best Song By A Jackson...

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2025/01/28

Are you ever going to text me?This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.Jim wants everyone...

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