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Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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39:11

Crispy Coated Robots #297 - Best Movie to Watch on...

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2025/10/28

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't know what Vern means. Jason, Jim, and Joseph recommend some of their favorite Halloween cinematic treats. Hagrid Lebowski There's nothing I want to do for seven hours. Jason's curfew wouldn't let him do the time warp. Rabid zombies are much scarier than lumbering zombies. Once again, "Three more days to Halloween. Halloween. Halloween." Jim makes another plea for people to acknowledge that there was a sequel to Psycho. Seriously people. ...

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40:45

Crispy Coated Robots #296 - Best Road Trip Album

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2025/10/21

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should be listened to in its entirety before listening to any recommended albums on this week's list. Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide the listeners with a stellar list of albums to listen to on a road trip. Jason makes a controversial pitch for the English F1 McLaren team to become the McLaren Matadors. Joseph and Jason complain about going blind in their old age. Peg!!!!! Now do it a third note higher. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot returns to t...

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Crispy Coated Robots #295 - Best Dramatic Movie...

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2025/10/14

Are you ever going to text me? This episode contains surprisingly dramatic moments (not really). Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best dramatic performances by actors known more for their comedic chops. Jason poses the philosophical question of whether a comedy can be so unfunny that it can be considered a drama. Jim brings back one of his favorite impressions, even though it's as dead as crabmeat. Joseph provides more misinformation about Oscar-winning performances. Have the guys disc...

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27:33

Crispy Coated Robots #294 - Best Funeral Scene in...

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2025/10/07

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is better like 5000 candles in the wind. Jason, Jim, and Joseph put to rest the best funeral scenes in television and movies. “Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.” Eugoogoolizer. One who speaks at funerals. My phone died. Joseph was so moved by one funeral scene he had to went back to the theatre the next day to watch it again. You're my boy, Blue! HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? Jim loves a Hulk in...

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Crispy Coated Robots #293 - Best Fake Musicians on TV

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2025/09/30

Are you ever going to text me? This episode can’t keep time playing a tambourine. Jason, Jim, and Joseph call out some of their favorite fictional musicians on television. More obnoxious than night mowing; morning band practice! Joseph gives lessons on the chord formations of Smelly Cat. Jim pays tribute to the original television musician. The Monkees are finally inducted into the CCR Hall of Fame. Nightman… anyone remember? He played a sax and shot lasers from his eyes. ...

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25:30

Crispy Coated Robots #292 - Best Douchebag in a Movie

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2025/09/25

Are you ever going to text me? This episode offers a PSA for all of us older geezers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph make a list of the biggest cinematic douchebags. Trinitron television receives a shout-out from Jason. Hans, Boobie. I'm your white knight. James Spader, Dabney Coleman, and Robert Prescott all make it into the Douchebag Hall of Fame. I haven't had a carb since 2004. I work with retards. Jason and Joseph agree that they are getting old and don't like change. Jason offends all Fre...

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29:15

Crispy Coated Robots #291 - Best Grizzled Movie...

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2025/09/17

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has more grizzle than any other episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph grumble their way through making a list of the best growling cinematic characters. Jim enjoys an episode of impression heaven. You're gonna eat thunder and crap thunder. I'm here to talk about "diabeetus". Wes Hightower. Jason and Joseph agree that a great performance can be unintelligible. You're my boy, Blue! Is it going to be different this time? Why is the plumbing carte...

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32:42

Crispy Coated Robots #290 - Best Redheaded Characters

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2025/09/09

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has Pocket Pool. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite redhead characters. Joseph has limits on how much he is willing to pay to see the Wizard. Jason doesn't like the idea of losing money one damn bit. Jim matches the carpet with the drapes. While all three of the bots had a ventriloquist dummy. None of them had Franklin. Jason is an ally to all redheads. Joseph reveals his cartoon fetish. Jim laments that one of his biggest reg...

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34:00

Crispy Coated Robots #289 - Best Feel Good Movie

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2025/09/02

Are you ever going to text me? This episode be slappa da bass, mon. Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their "feel-good" movies. I like the stretchy pants. Jason describes how he nearly crapped himself on the race track. Still Alice is still depressing. Hello Dolly? Hello, another Walter Matthau impression. It's Merman!! Merman!! You pulled a Munson. How can you possibly not feel good about Dr. J and the Spinners in the same movie? Did Neil Young really want to whip it?

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Crispy Coated Robots #274 - Best TV Character Who...

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2025/08/26

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of the original season. Love Island… the worst. L.B.L.D You catch a lot more with a dead squirrel. Jim is chastised and shamed for not having watched “It Aways Sunny in Philadelphia”. All it took was one hash brownie to give us one of the best TV characters. Jason continues upholding his Star Trek “babe” fetish. Jose...

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Crispy Coated Robots #287 - Best Movie Scene with Coffee

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2025/08/19

Are you ever going to text me? The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar." Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee. Jason struggles with his son leaving for college. Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs. Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot. Iced coffee! Who knew? "Caffeine'll kill ya!" Joseph admits to learning what a venti means from Role Models. Put the coffee down—coffee's for closers. Taste a bi...

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Crispy Coated Robots #286 - TV Shows That Can't Be...

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2025/08/12

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today. Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor. Girls on trampolines. Even Tom Hanks couldn't bring this sitcom back. GPS made this TV concept obsolete. No Ma'am! Jason is ready to party with a plunger. Willie, the robe! What car would be too controversial to be on TV today? What show had the...

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28:41

Crispy Coated Robots #285 - Best Period Comedy

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2025/08/05

Are you ever going to text me? The aggression against this episode will not stand. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite period comedy films. Mouse Trap 2: This time, the mouse dies most ridiculously. Jason has to watch gore. Joseph has to watch a 19th-century costume drama. Jim watches lesbians with guns. Jason finally gets a comedic reference 40 years later. Suffering and where to find great Chinese food. Fat, stupid, and drunk is no way to go through life, son. It's a sweater! T...

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38:41

Crispy Coated Robots #284 - Best Underrated Game Shows

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2025/07/29

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was the number one answer among the 100 people surveyed. Jason, Joseph, and Jim talk about some of the most underrated television game shows. Jason finds family therapy with Family Feud. Gene, Gene the dancing machine. The boys come up with a whole new business model for Taxi companies to compete with shared ride services. We'll be back in two and two. In the butt Bob. What did comedians do before they all had Netflix specials? Which game show did...

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Crispy Coated Robots #283 - Worst Superheroes

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2025/07/22

Are you ever going to text me? This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made. I'm the Nightmower!! Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman. Jim and Joseph come to blows over the Wonder Twins. Jack Nicholas as "The Driver" Jim gives a lesson on the Apache language. Jason gets triggered AGAIN over Madame Web. The Makeup Department couldn't even bother with covering up Shaq's tattoo. Wh...

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Crispy Coated Robots #282 - Best Drug Scene in a Movie

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2025/07/15

Are you ever going to text me? Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies. Shame on you Mr. Stiller! Joseph becomes the one-legged critic. Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs! People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine. Jason is the last person on earth to learn about the different packaging methods used between heroin and cocaine. Jim performs his new impression of the tra...

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Crispy Coated Robots #281 - Best Injury In a Movie

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2025/07/09

Are you ever going to text me? This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses. Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries. I'm going to break your back, Batman. Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film. He's the Taj Murray of the movie. Frank and beans! Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is? Is mowing with Crocs more dangerous than mow...

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Crispy Coated Robots #280 - Best Beach Movie

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2025/07/01

Are you ever going to text me? No one is blaming Rio in this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies. The bots are NOT about cruises. Beach-offs and dongs. Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie. Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola. When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a giant Tylenol? What's that all about?

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Crispy Coated Robots #279 - Best Movie at Sea

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2025/06/24

Are you ever going to text me? Hey Sailors! The guys put their friendships at peril as they list the Best Movies at Sea. Jim just got off a boatJoseph is not a fan of drowning Jason hates homemade submarines Jim and Steven Seagal start a mutinyShouldn't this thing just be a sports podcast already!

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Crispy Coated Robots #278 - Most Impactful...

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2025/06/17

Are you ever going to text me? This episode no longer has safety inspections. Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies. An equal opportunity to offend. A well-lit scene that had Newman sweating. Are we going to Cahulawassee River Mr. Luthor? Jim has a first on the show with a nomination of a movie has not seen. Jason questions the BBC's sensibilities of make Hitler funny. Did you TiVo Nipple Gate? What do you mean, "you...

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