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PODCAST

Premeditated

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Etiquette has a new judge.Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished. In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the

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All Episodes

00:37:34

Wedding Destination v. Gift Obligation (with Danielle...

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2025/04/08

At what point does "All Inclusive" become all exclusive? Here at Premeditated, we travelling to the Baja Peninsula to celebrate love. But are we supposed to give the well-travelled couple a gift? Does the wedding hangover necessitate a money hangover too? Oh the indignity! We'll deliberate on this question, gift registry culture, chips and guac and more.For our debut video episode, we had to get a BIG STAR. So we skipped on down to the courthouse and dragged DANIELLE SHVARTSMAN

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00:40:38

Grandma Smart v. Kansas Board of Cosmetic Dentistry...

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2025/04/01

We're all people. We all walk around in society. We all get schitt in our teeth. The PROBLEM? Our eyes are attached to our face in such a way that we can't see our own teeth!Whether this is a new discovery for you or old hat, the esteemed lawyers at Premeditated Law, LLP have your back. We do what we're known for, and that is tackle unwritten social laws.Our good good friend, Will Smart, hops over the jury bench to help Neil and Graham settle on a ruling on if you should tell someone if

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00:27:34

Friends v. FIFO (with Mudslide)

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2025/03/25

You know how grocery stores stock their shelves by putting the new stuff at the back and pushing the old stuff to the front? Listen up Lucy, that's called First In, First Out. And well, hear our guest out, what if we FIFO'd our friends?On the Sweet Seventeenth episode of Premeditated, we invited our good friend Mudslide over to discuss when/how often we should hang with our peripheral friends. Yes yes, your best friends are your best friends, and you'll hangout with them whenever, wherever. But

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00:00:25

Intro Trailer

Premeditated ·

2025/03/24

Intro!

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00:32:44

Cross Walking v. Cross Waving (with Ben Cassil)

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2025/03/18

Okay, sure, there's some established laws regarding pedestrian rights. But...do we believe them? Do we adhere to them on 100% of our little strolls around the neighborhood? Unless you're some kind of boy/girl scout (nerd!), probably not!On this episode of Premeditated, co-judges Neil & Graham enlist the help of dear friend and litigator Ben Cassil to put some rules between those horizontal white lines most people call "crosswalks".Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwaldeinsta:

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00:32:54

Line Make Out v. Line Make Joke (with Kristin O'Grady)

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2025/03/11

We've all been in a line (or on a line, if you're an East Coast Crusty). It's one of life's unavoidable occurrences. Death, taxes and lines. And YET, the corrupt US Government continues to leave lines as lawless as the 1800s Western Territories. For too long people have been crossing the line when it comes to being in one! That ends now! It's time for Premeditated to save the day. Join Neil, Graham and their Disniest Adult friend, Kristin O'Grady, as they toe the lines of

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00:31:21

Territorial Eaters v. Can I Have a Bite (with Mudslide)

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2025/03/04

Let's say you go out to eat with friends. Let's also say these friends order appetizers with the full intention of ordering a entrée later. What if they raised the steaks higher and suggest that you all order 'Family Style'?What do we do here folks?! Even if sharing food is your thing, how is a table of 3 supposed to split an order of 8 cream cheese lumpias???!!!Horror scenes such as the above are happening all around our country. And they're going unchecked and

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22:17

Men v. Hugs

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2025/02/25

Send us a text Imagine you're a member of a family. Imagine you're a man. Imagine you encounter another man. Do you hug this man? There is no decision more dangerous or more rewarding. What NOW? Do you extend one arm? Right? Or left? Both? Do you put both arms out and say, "Up!" And IF you've committed to the hug, should you remain firm, pull away or linger? Do you back pat or back SLAP! Tune in this week for male, inter-family displays of affection! On an ALL NEW Premeditated! Hosted by Grah...

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State of California v. resy.com (with Ben Messmer)

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2025/02/18

Send us a text Should we, as citizens, make reservations? And if so, should we be offered a little grace with respect for punctuality? Also, panthers aren't animals. Our guest, Ben Messmer, brings an intriguing case file that promises to tickle your sleuthing fancy and leaves us pondering the depths of dining etiquette. From sharing stories about Michelin-starred adventures to debating the merits of spontaneity versus planning in restaurant reservations, we explore t...

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25:48

Hallmark Cards, Inc. v. Dept. of Sanitation

Premeditated ·

2025/02/11

Send us a text How long should you wait before you throw away a card? Consult the rules, before you offend your loved ones. Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde insta: @premeditatedpod

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Humble v. Brag (with Ben Cassil)

Premeditated ·

2025/02/04

Send us a text Ever felt the need to celebrate a personal victory without sounding like a show-off? Join us for a captivating ride with the ever-entertaining Ben Cassil, The Disruptor. Tune in for a parasocial deep dive into a thrilling cold case brought to life by Ben. As we navigate the hardscrabble streets of Los Angeles, prepare for stories that merge the city's notorious surface-level personality with the glimmer of Hollywood ambition. From childhood car anecdotes to laugh-out-loud enco...

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United States Postal Service v. Curious Roommate

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2025/01/28

Send us a textWhat would you do if a mysterious package addressed to someone else landed at your doorstep? Join us as we juggle the ethical precedent of possibly opening mystery mail, and imagine the treasures or troubles it might contain. Neil and Graham, your trusty hosts, get caught in a back-and-forth over roommate etiquette, mail privacy, and even a surprise class action lawsuit. Travel back to the enchanting days of snail mail, when the mailman was as magical as Santa or the tooth ...

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26:03

Indecision v. Unhelpfulness (with Evan's Sister)

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2025/01/21

Send us a textEver wondered about the unsung heroes of the courthouse? Join us as we tackle the intriguing role of county clerks and their historical significance, all while holding space with out special guest, Kyle Taksar, Evan's sister. With her sharp legal insights, she's the perfect addition to our banter on society's unwritten laws. We dust off a neglected case file and ponder the justice system's abject failures.Picture this: a night out at the Cheesecake Factory with the endless battl...

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23:35

Couples v. Conversation (with Dr. Tess)

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2025/01/14

Send us a textThe doctor is in, and she's HUNGRY!Our improvised case file this week exposes the subtle violence of couples who only talk to each other. Quite the nightmare.Ever thought about how we all play different roles in social situations? Join us as we navigate the dance of norms with our special guest, Dr. Tess. She turns the tables with an unexpected case study, prompting us to reflect on our own experiences as both victims and perpetrators in group conversations. As the episode unfol...

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Bottle v. Bathroom (with Kuba Güün)

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2025/01/08

Send us a textEver been stuck in a car on a long road trip, bladder bursting, with no rest stop in sight? Our case file has a Vegas-bound anniversary with tenants' rights advocate Kuba Güün. Hang onto your She-Wee's and Stadium Pals, this is a bumpy ride.As we journey through the hilarity, Jacob offers insightful perspectives that remind us of the importance of communication and consent, even amidst bladder emergencies. We navigate the fine line between thrill-seeking and going too far, using...

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Checkout Flagrancy v. Marriott Bonvoy

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2024/12/31

Send us a textEver found yourself pondering whether to leave a hotel room spotless or let the cleaning crew earn their keep? On this episode of Premeditated, Neil and Graham take you on a journey through the unspoken rules of hotel checkout etiquette and those quirky norms we all seem to abide by. From deciding if taking home those tiny toiletries is a savvy move or a moral misdemeanor, to personal tales of less-than-luxurious stays featuring Florida bugs, body bugs, bed bugs, and inventive w...

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23:26

Left Lane Laggard v. Lead Foot Loser (with Ross Kelly)

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2024/12/24

Send us a textIn a tire-squealingly contentious case, Neil and Graham, talk to Ross Kelly to tackle the most infamous unwritten law since the invention of the Model T: Get out of my way! Shown through the POVs of a young, virile couple and a college-bound younger sibling, we explore the in's and out's of going in and out of the leftmost lane. The speed limit isn't the only thing being exceeded! We take comedy to new heights. We do what no lawmaker or politician has ever dared to do, we close ...

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Elevator Conversation v. Body Position

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2024/12/17

Send us a textEver found yourself in an awkward social situation AND in an elevator? Today’s episode of Premeditated offers a look at those exact moments that leave us puzzled. We take you on a journey through an improvised reenactment of an office elevator ride gone not sideways enough. This chance encounter spins into a conversation about societal norms and the silent codes we subconsciously follow in the small metal boxes we ride up and down. Tune in for a moment of reflection as we untang...

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One Flight Upgrade v. Two Travelers (with Dr. Tess)

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2024/12/10

Ever found yourself arm-wrestling a loved one over who gets the first-class upgrade? In this spirited episode of Premeditated, Graham, Neil and our BFF Tess guide you through a hilarious journey into the unpredictable world of airline seat assignments. Alongside Gary Anderson and Mary Patricia, a couple just trying to survive on Spirit Airlines, we explore travel etiquette with a comedic twist. From playful banter to candid confessions, we dissect the unwritten rules that keep travelers on th...

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18:48

Soiled Denim v. Regular Washing

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2024/12/05

In this gripping inaugural episode of Premeditated, hosts Graham and Neil dive into an investigation involving two college students caught in an unsettling dispute. One believes that denim, of all things, magically cleans itself, while the other is rent utterly aghast by this claim.As Graham and Neil uncover the case files of their friendship, they unravel the tensions that escalate from a seemingly trivial debate about laundry habits into something far darker. Is this a case of simple misund...

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