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PODCAST

Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood

The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.

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#85 - ‘A guy for breakfast, a girl for desert ’ with...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/04/29

Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff!We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two! She delivers an amazing story from her last trip to London and how she really got down

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49:03

#84 - ‘I want to try it with a women before getting...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/04/22

We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and how to be the best person you can be! Its very insightful! Plus this week we receive another

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37:20

#83 -How to Dirty Talk -Did That Make Your Seat Wet?

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/04/15

The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it?Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Emma’s

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01:01:20

#82 - Communication, Boundaries, and Sex with Ben...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/04/08

Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink! Our guests this week are the incredible Ben and Jaz, who you may

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32:33

#81 - Road head hunting

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/12/11

#81 - Roadhead huntingHow long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat? We would love to hear your thoughts! This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home! Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn! And until next year… alright, seeyaah! Happy holidays everyone <3 Instagram:

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01:05:11

#80 - Anal 101 with Morgan Penn the Sexologist

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/12/04

You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners. She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting. But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need your help to get this songs out there! Plus we are blessed with

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33:39

#79 - “OMG I pulled his pants down and…”

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/11/27

Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy. Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand when on a holiday with the boys - luckily he packed his iPod

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52:48

#78 - “My asshole is blinking at him” - Dan Webby -...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/11/20

Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week! We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked… Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not

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32:41

#77 - “My first ever orgy!”

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/11/13

We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it! We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy. Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her chart! And that's not all! Get ready for the festive season with fantastic Christmas gift ideas for

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56:26

#76 - We’re back! With BIG news & maybe some butt stuff

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/11/06

Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit! Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up! We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London. But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘friends with benefits’ that includes some incredible sexual encounters

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36:50

#75 Dinner & A Threesome!!

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/07/17

It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London. Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve! But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder! We think we could say Ménage à trois. Putting hope into the hearts of many guys on dating apps;

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42:26

#74 ‘I vomited on his dick’ + Dan Webby on getting...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/07/04

Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to. Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the first dates he took his wife on. Let’s

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53:41

#73 Deep throating 101 with the Throat Goat

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/06/26

We’re hitting it at both ends this episode! First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick. We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts! Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram:

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41:09

#72 “Whats your BJ Technique?”

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/06/19

Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week. We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages. Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed! A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luckily for you, this is an audio treat and she has bought it in for everyones listening

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42:11

#71 ‘Please just finger me!’

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/06/13

Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now! But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listener wet and dry after exploring some sexual desires in the back of a

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33:04

#70 Squirting + Rachel’s Eulogy to her ex + Cam Mansel

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/06/05

Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys. Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before?? Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process the past and help to move on with the future. If you or anyone you know

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36:26

#69 NICE! All things 69 - Our mouths are very full

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/05/29

Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride! In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for mind-blowing (or body blowing hehe ) tips and tricks PLUS he shares a way to make the conversation a

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41:05

#68 ”I got hose, in different area codes”

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/05/22

Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more. Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman! Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing

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47:42

#67 ”You schedule your mastys?!”

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/05/15

Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression. But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and

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36:04

#66 How To Deal with being Ghosted

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2023/05/08

This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids! Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn! Carl's got a spicy recommendation for a friend, but it's not your average link. We're talking

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