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PODCAST

Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood

The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with plenty to say about it.

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All Episodes

42:04

#105 - Warning! Auckland Male, 6”5, dating over 30...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/10/28

Welcome back to another week of absolute shit chat! We are joined by our good friend Keely Page who’s testing out Rachels Hinge Hack to see how many festival dates she can line up this summer. Spoiler: she’s already got a bite after one hour!! But buckle up, because Keely also drops a wild story that comes with a PSA for anyone dating in Auckland… apparently, there’s a 6’5" male out there juggling over 30 women, while being “exclusive” with three of them. Instagram:

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41:24

#104 - Climb up in dem cheeks!

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/10/15

Rachel’s celebrating two whole years with her boyfriend (wild, we know), while Carl’s having an emotional dad moment watching his daughter grow up too fast. But don’t get too cozy, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating. Spoiler: it’s grim out there. Men, if your first message is a sexual comment, we need to talk! Don’t worry though, we’ve got tips to help you do way better. Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram:

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57:19

#103 - No cuts, no edits

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/09/30

We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the chaos).Carl’s found himself a new best friend and is figuring out how to navigate the inside of his own brain, while Rachel’s dealing with something a little more... intimate. After having part of her cervix removed, she faces some of the most brutal pain imaginable. Once we’ve unpacked all that, we dive into some relationship cheat codes! The kind you’ll

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32:51

#102 - Private room at a strip club - is it cheating?

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/09/30

If you’re single, love music, and want an epic summer, Rachel’s got a genius Hinge prompt hack for the girlies, designed to save you money and guarantee max fun! Plus, we’re diving into a conflicting topic: what actually counts as cheating? From emotional connections to strip clubs, we put some real-life scenarios to our Instagram polls to find out where people draw the line. The results? Let’s just say everyone’s definition of “cheating” isn’t the same Rachel finally found her first ick within

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51:41

#101 - “I was born tall with an abnormally big dick”...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/08/06

We were blessed with GirthMasterrs time, so we have part 2 of his delightful chat with the man with the girthiest cock in porn. He tells talks to us about boundaries, cock reactions, chatting about work with family and friends, and now working and hanging out with stars he used to beat off to. Following on from last episodes, Carl is bringing what guys wish the gals knew! Great insight if you need help levelling up your relationship or dating game. Happy listening! Instagram:

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49:30

#100 - Girth Masterr, "amazing what the body can get...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/07/15

Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the show! Girth Masterr, the girthiest guy in porn. He tells us all about growing up and navigating relationships with his ‘girthy gift” and how he found himself in the industry. Plus, lads, have you ever wondered what girls you’re dating are actually thinking about? Rach, has the answers! Happy listening! Instagram:

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37:58

#99 - “How Ai in a relationship changed my life”

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/07/07

You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast:Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s house - aka, she’s moved in! Just in time to kick off the countdown to our 100th episode next week This week, we’re joined by one of our incredible listeners, who shares an emotional and inspiring story about the end of his engagement, after discovering his ex-fiancé was using ChatGPT to reply to his messages (and body shaming him along the way), he’s now

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48:48

#98 - What the Dominatrix dragged in

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/06/30

Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds!We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest) last week, that we had to bring them back! This time joined by their partner Venus, a proud trans woman. Together, they open up about their relationship dynamic, the first time Eclipse watched porn, living with a dominatrix, and loads more juicy bits you don’t want to miss. And because we’re obsessed with all the ChatGPT chaos floating around lately, we

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01:05:44

#97 - Strap in and strap on

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/06/23

This week’s episode is seriously insightful!Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationship with a trans woman. They join us to share their personal journey and insights into navigating open, authentic, and exploratory relationships of past and present. From sexual desires, to boundaries, communication and gender eurphoria, Eclipse dives deep with honesty, and heart. It’s raw, it’s real, and it might just open your eyes to a whole new

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44:33

#96 - ‘He muted a work meeting to eat me out’

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/06/16

Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe you're after a cheeky background check to see how they’ve behaved in past relationships? Rachel’s found the ultimate app for you!This week, we're joined by our mate Patty, who drops a jaw-dropping story about an “exclusive” relationship that started with sparks, spice, and serious romance… before taking a dark and twisted couple of turns. And to wrap it

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35:09

#95 - Neck Deep in Gobbies

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/06/09

Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace stories we’ve heard in a while involving night shifts, a broken work machine, and a very hands on way of keeping morale high around the office. Then we chat about whether ChatGPT is actually ruining relationships. Is your partner jealous of AI? Are we outsourcing our feelings to robots now? And are heartfelt messages being replaced by eerily perfect

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48:20

#94 - Is it flirting if....?

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/06/02

Just like the Hotel California, we can check out, but we will never really leave! So just like that, we are back for another week! We are joined by some of Carl’s Gen Z colleagues to talk about how their dating lifes are going in their early 20’s and how hard it is out there at this age in the changing times. Wh y are Gen Zs so afraid of being ‘cringe’? Plus Rachel finds a fun and exciting tool to open conversations up in relationships to dive a little deeper, and open up with your

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01:02:04

#93 - Gorgeous Lesbian Sex - With Tess Iconic

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2025/05/26

Wow it feels good to be back! Major aplogise for the delay in releasing episodes and dumping a large one on you up front! Massive life updates incoming if youre interested in what we have been up to and hows we are feeling We are also joined by the absolute icon Tessa who shares her story about a spicy night at a Berlin sex club - you don’t want to miss this! Then Carl brings a very interesting tip to the table! Is your sexlife needing a pick me up? Are you aware of your responsive and

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39:30

#92 - I had to say the safe word, because I couldn’t...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/08/06

Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life. Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce. Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram:

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34:43

#91 - Why most marriages end in divorce

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/07/29

Let’s chat about marriage! This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on the throne than the king himself! Instagram:

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37:35

#90 - “Is scissoring actually a thing?”

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/07/08

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of. Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not

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30:35

#89 - Anal Rail Gun

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/07/01

London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat! Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun. Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved,

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36:07

#88 - The Holey Gravy Handy

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/06/24

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal. Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner. Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all! Happy Listening! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s

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50:57

#87 - The Sex Party, "I ate so much pussy that...

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/06/17

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends! We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A

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42:50

#86 - "Fingering their boyfriend in front of them"

Married, Divorced & Dating ·

2024/05/06

Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn….After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder! Instagram served us an incredible video around self value which is so important, and especially for all the

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