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Useless News

Spittake Media

Come listen to Teddy, Charlie and Ryan laugh about the weird things people in the world get up to!

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00:49:37

#13 Man Assaults Cashier with Chocolate Bunny

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2022/04/11

We are back with more Useless News this week in lucky episode 13. This week in the news wild turkeys are taking over a small town, a man stole a 70 ton crane and a women is in a bitter battle with her neighbor over a parking spot (this one is quite the doozy). Also Charlie and Teddy are locked in a bitter battle themselves stemming from Charlie stealing Teddy’s story. You won’t wanna miss this one! Useless news and so much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!

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00:49:01

#12 Broken Pinky Promises and The Battle For Transitions

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2022/04/04

We are back with more Useless News. In the news this week someone breaks a pinky promise, rocket launchers found near a school and man shamed for liking scented candles, these stories and so much more on this weeks episode of Useless News! This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media on... Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD Charlie's Instagram: https://bit.ly/37HcPIX Ryan's Instagram: https://bit.ly/3yQ7XwT Teddy's Instagram:

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00:46:45

#11 Man Faces Felony Charges for Love of Pickleball

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2022/03/28

We are back with more Useless News. This week Ryan is out of town so our secret roommate Wes filled in. In the news this week a couple loses their biggest potato crown, a man calls the cops on himself to check the authenticity of his drugs and an infamous reptile smuggler is finally caught, these stories and so much more on this weeks episode of Useless News! This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media on... Instagram:

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00:40:26

#10 Boy Attempting to Rescue Cat from Tree Gets Stuck...

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2022/03/21

We have finally made it to episode 10 of Useless News, it only took a 5 month delay but we are here to stay (wow that rhymed). This week on Useless News a man who had a warrant for his arrest stole the identity of someone who also had a warrant for his arrest, a boy who tried to save a cat who was stuck in a tree gets stuck in the tree, and a depressed parrot finds a new home after its owner died and now won't stop saying the F word. Charlie also has more small town news this week. These stories and

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00:43:51

#9 Wild Hogs Taking Over Canadian City

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2022/03/14

Two episodes in a row wow we are on a roll. We are back with yet another fascinating episode of Useless News. This week Wild Pigs are on the loose in Edmonton, A former teacher of the year recipient in Indiana hits a student, and a women found a disco button in a public restroom (yes this is one of Ryan's stories). Charlie also has some more small town news. These stories and so much more on this weeks episode of Useless News! This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't

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00:53:16

#8 Local Priest Wreaks Havoc on Community with...

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2022/03/07

Wow wow wow we are finally back because Ryan forgot to press record for the past 5 months, but this time he got it right. Useless News is back and better then ever, well actually it's about the same...which is a good thing. On this weeks episode a man is having a love affair with balloons, a vegan dog food company is paying people 6000 dollars to sniff their dogs poop, and a Priest won't stop ringing the church's bell every 30 minutes much to the towns displeasure. These news stories and so much

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00:39:07

#7 Women Holds Chipotle at Gun Point For Burrito

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2021/09/29

In this weeks episode Charlie, Teddy and Ryan had to rerecord this episode due to there being an inconveniently placed delete button (its right by the stop recording button...wft?) But nonetheless they chugged on and chugged on they did, this week Dog the Bounty hunter is on the case to find Brian Laundrie, a women held a Chipotle at gun point and a man had 160 bowling balls under his house. Those stories and so much more on this weeks episode of Useless News. This will take you too our new website

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00:46:57

#6 Aussies Vs Carp??

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2021/09/22

In today's episode we find out that the UK is a place full of unique individuals and crazy mishaps. We take a look at the craziest car accident and the Australias second war vs nature and much more! This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media on... Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD Charlie's Instagram: https://bit.ly/37HcPIX Ryan's Instagram: https://bit.ly/3yQ7XwT Troy's Instagram: https://bit.ly/3COK8YR Teddy's Instagram:

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00:36:43

#5 Angry women steals brains from husbands lab

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2021/09/15

This week on Useless News Teddy and Charlie are in a feud over Teddy stealing Charlie's news stories but Teddy claims Charlie is stealing his stories, its a real headscratcher and so are the stories for this week which include: A lady steals brains, a man gets two righthand sides of a couch and once again a ship blocked the Suez Canal. These stories and so much more are on this episode so give it a listen! This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow

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00:38:21

#4 High Speed Italian Scooter Chase

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2021/09/08

Charlie, Ryan and Teddy are back with more crazy, funny and useless news stories. An Italian shop owner steals a customers lottery ticket, a dog gets a job, and there is a spaghetti throwing problem going on in Florida? Those stories and so much more this week, so what are you waiting for! Give it a listen! Sorry I'll stop yelling This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media on... Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD Charlie's Instagram:

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01:00:18

#3 A child named Dorito?

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2021/09/01

Charlie, Ryan and Teddy are back with more crazy, funny and useless news stories. China banning online gaming for kids during weekdays and a man cracking eggs on random women's heads are just a few of the stories we have in store for you on this episode! Also Charlie and Teddy, unveil a new segment called "Ryan's awful takes". All that and so much more, give it a listen! This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media on... Instagram:

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00:46:58

#2 The Stairway to Where??

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2021/08/25

Do you like funny news stories? Do you like funny people? If the answer to both of those questions was yes, then you are in for a real treat because this podcast has both...well we think so at least. This week on Useless News, a man drives his car in a lake, a man hacks a billboard for some interesting content, and impersonating police officers. Those news stories and much much more are in this episode so give it a listen! This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't

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00:40:37

#1: Mom beats running on all fours record

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2021/08/18

Do you like funny news stories? Do you like funny people? If the answer to both of those questions was yes, then you are in for a real treat because this podcast has both...well we think so at least. This week on Useless News, a mom beats the running on all fours record, an Aldi cashier makes a women breakdown crying because he was scanning too fast, and jet pack guy is back. Those news stories and much much more are in this episode so give it a listen! This will take you too our new website

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