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Midnight Crisis

Ben Moore

Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie"s.

comedy

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64:10

Episode 59 - The Cheese Is On Fire

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/09/24

"I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed"- Ben is perplexed by the settings on his dryer. - We still haven’t forgiven our friend Alex for shooting an unarmed man in the head, fourteen years ago (in a videogame). - We discuss ending a relationship and immediately regretting it. - Ben feels closer to Nobody after their recent apartment inspection. - Ben needs an impartial judge for his competition conundrum. - Ben wants to find the best way to eat spaghetti and meatballs. - Ben attends a

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82:52

Episode 58 - Walk The Cucumbers

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/08/19

"I guess you didn't know it, but I am a fiddle player too..."- Ben has a life hack for a free a margarita. - Ben requires arbitration on his mum’s birthday text. - We discuss safe words and staying clear of people with clipboards. - We reminisce about the lost art of squeezing a text into 160 characters. - Nobody proposes post-wedding ‘f you’ cards for the worst guests. - We discuss Nobody’s husbands boarding school experience. - Nobody asks what sports shouldn’t be sports? - We discuss

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76:32

Episode 57 - Zooey Béchamel

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/08/04

"F-f-f-f-f-freestyler. Rock the microphone."- Ben has a business idea for Zooey Deschanel. - Kirsty faces a kiwi conundrum. - We reflect on the many dead wives of Henry VIII. - Nobody thinks that kids these days have too much entertainment to learn pub trivia. - Ben is stuck waiting in the shower for the babes to show up. - Nobody reinvents the justice system in her dreams. - Nobody reflects on her idea of ‘the drug Olympics’. - Nobody goes on a deep dive of Ian Thorpe versus Michael

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61:10

Episode 56 - Mamma Mia! Me Alfa Romeo!

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/07/17

"Hot damn, hot water, hot shower"- Ben reviews Belle’s Spicy Chicken. - We revisit the concept of the best way to wear a towel after a shower. - We discuss crappy bathrooms, falling through the floor, Alfa Romeo accidents, door to door battery salesmen and patting strange dogs. - Nobody hates shower curtains and immovable screws. - Nobody’s latest Japanese trip makes her question her anatomy. - Nobody reveals the two things that reduced her husband to tears on their holiday. - Ben provides a

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53:27

Episode 55 - Welcome To The Annoying Zone

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/06/24

"You see, me and my homies like to play this game"- We debate what qualifies as ‘walking distance’ and discuss waking up the car. - Nobody’s dad refuses to backtrack when travelling. - Ben makes his annual Active Your Read Receipts Day PSA. - Emoji audit: Hot face and pussy emoji’s. - Ben provides a dating app update as he gets stuck with the bill again. - Nobody proposes a follow up question service after visiting the doctor. - Nobody’s energy provider accuses her of being confused. -

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65:59

Episode 54 - Number Three, Your Number Two Is Ready

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/06/11

"Blackpink in your area"- We name a dead person. - Ben’s new TV has kicked off an obsession with Korean television. - We answer Blackpink's hypothetical questions about death and zombies. - Nobody wants to establish some public bathroom etiquette. - Nobody awkwardly smiles at couples.

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65:29

Episode 53 - Fanta: In Space No One Can Hear You Scream

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/05/27

"My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea"- We discuss great taglines and getting heated playing board games. - Ben’s annoyed that overalls don’t actually go ‘over all’. - Nobody analyses the misheard song lyrics of My Bonnie lies over the ocean. - Ben visits Emporium and gets trapped in Rebel Sport. - Nobody has a rare but disappointing experience inhaling mouthwash. - Ben finds himself in a compromising scenario during an evacuation. - We discuss the etiquette of passing

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71:36

Episode 52 - What We Need Is More Anxiety

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/05/11

"Bounce"- We want sweat proof headphones and devise a bouncy new gym playlist. - Ben reveals his million-dollar idea for the OCD light switch. - Nobody invents an app that shames people for not replying to her texts. - Nobody has been binging Monk and her viewing habits still infuriate Ben. - Nobody’s husband takes a flight with a man does nothing for an entire nine-hour flight.

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70:41

Episode 51 - Wanking For Fun And Profit

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/04/19

"Well, I guess this is growing up"- We debate whether it’s best to eat cake with a fork or a spoon? - Nobody upsets her neighbours by not putting her ironing board away properly. - Ben’s dating app saga continues as he matches with a girl who thinks she recognises him from a wedding. - Ben wants to know what the ‘bonuses’ are for when donating sperm. - We discuss our actual age versus our mental age. - We reminisce about the surge of mutant animal cartoons in the 90s and Nobody shares a

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76:04

Episode 50 - I Hope You Find Your Pot Of Gold

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/04/05

"She leaves me with jelly legs. Where did all my good luck get to?"- Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace. - Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace. - We reflect on some lingering COVID dilemmas and the world’s strongest breath mint. - Ben is confused by a late Saint

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77:02

Episode 49 - Betty And Veronica

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/03/22

"It's the fountain of youth, it’s the meaning of life. So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite."- We declare Ovalteenies to be overrated and overpriced. - Nobody asks how old a glass of water you would drink from? - Nobody wakes up to a rat on her bedside table. - The Chinese are living underwater as they reach 100% ‘relative humidity’ during the week. - Ben is now advocating for wedding shorts. - Ben attends a wedding and the celebrant speaks highly of the grooms calm…demeanour. - Ben catches

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68:53

Episode 48 – Gym Session Of A Salesman

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/03/08

"I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm"- Ben still doesn’t know which way to face in the elevator. - Ben loves Survivor and Jonathan LaPaglia's dirty mouth. - Ben buys some new pillows and Nobody’s regrets her Black Sails themed decor. - Nobody is becoming a COVID conspiracy theorist. - Nobody tests her husband on whether he would still love her if she was a snail? - We provide some advice to a redditor with a pee bottle problem. - A guy with a Star Wars obsessed

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62:42

Episode 47 – Prison Gruel

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/02/23

"I'd sent a text to the person the text was about."- We divulge our respective mayonnaise dilemmas. - Ben asks whether you’d accept the reward for returning a missing pet? - Ben uses his escape room mindset to fix his overheated phone. - Ben proposes a restrained use of the edit and delete instant messages feature. - Nobody has paid for eight weeks of tennis lessons and is absolutely hating it.

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66:49

Episode 46 - The Ultimate Man

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/01/29

"A little bit of Jessica here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man." - We discover a spa without bubbles is just an awkward communal bath. - We discuss Nobody’s surprising choice for ‘the ultimate man’. - Ben gets compared to Wolverine and we devise a new dating app based tourism campaign. - Ben buys dinner from someone who doesn’t understand the concept of ‘buy two get one free’ and Nobody outlays the girl math of buying tennis lessons. - Nobody details her theory on men only coming in

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72:24

Episode 45 - All Butts Are Cool

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/01/17

"I'm talkin' racks on top of racks. And stacks on top of that." - Ben raises an eyebrow at the weather app’s claims of reaching 98 percent humidity. - The Gävle Goat lives to see the new year but not unscathed. - We get an actual witch to weigh in on the female mage emoji. - Ben’s grandpa finds an unorthodox way to dry his stowaway cat during his time in the navy. - Ben asks whether you’d jaywalk in front of a seeing eye dog in training. - Ben joins Bumble and provides a dating app update. -

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67:45

Episode 44 – The Mystery Is Still In Our Future

Midnight Crisis ·

2023/12/14

"Everybody get dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb." - Ben realises he needs to value his time more highly after going on massive hunt for an ATM. - Nobody’s car gets a flat battery, which kicks off a massive altercation with a stubborn road crew worker. - Ben gets ushered to his very important lunch meeting at Parliament House. - Ben is saddened to learn that the local croissant ravioli store may not be opening after all. However a new business is taking in

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87:20

Episode 43 - How’s Your Butt?

Midnight Crisis ·

2023/12/07

"Fade into you. Strange you never knew." - We debate whether it’s okay to jaywalk in front of children. - Nobody gets stung on the butt by a bee, so we discuss bee’s vs humans and Candyman. - We do our annual check in on the Gävle goat and plot the crimes we would commit if there were zero consequences. - Ben wants to know if an invite on an unused credit means he’s getting a free ticket. - The Squid Game: The Challenge contestants biggest struggle turns out to be chapped lips. - Ben provides

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80:53

Episode 42 - A Little Bathroom Melange

Midnight Crisis ·

2023/11/30

"We've got the ocean, got the babes, got the sun, we've got the waves" - Ben is deeply disappointed in his new mouthwash. - Curt provides some listener feedback and Spotify Wrapped is out for another year. - Nobody describes her partners ‘bathroom melange’ and she wants warning labels on body wash. - Ben is unimpressed with Chemist Warehouse’s lucky dips. - We attempt to decipher Ben’s mum’s latest text message about ‘Stollen Picnics’. - Ben’s mum (somehow) misses the Melbourne Cup. - Nobody

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Episode 41 - Waiting With Dated Breath

Midnight Crisis ·

2023/11/26

"You and me together in a Tinderbox" - We explore what annoys Nobody and her neighbour’s eclectic playlist. - Ben swallows a big mint and gets its full caloric intake. - Ben joins Tinder and we do a deep dive on dating apps. - We swipe on some Tinder profiles and do Ben’s top picks. - We discuss matching with people you know in real life. - Ben goes on his first Tinder date. - Nobody gets vaccinated and her husband runs out of a restaurant.

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59:53

Episode 40 - Pümp

Midnight Crisis ·

2023/10/27

"Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey" - We discuss replacing water fountain jugs, the joys of piercing the lid of a tube of ointment and Nobody’s Netflix related injury. - We discuss flavoured water as we overanalyse the ingredients of La Croix and the lyrics of Kiss from a Rose. - Nobody struggles with weight loss and Ben’s still fixated on the tooth he lost as a child. - Nobody doesn’t understand how people fall asleep without meaning to. - Nobody loses her jewellery at an

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