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Midnight Crisis

Ben Moore

Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie"s.

comedy

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57:22

Episode 79 – Agatha Twistie

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/11/12

SPOILER WARNINGThis podcast contains a spoiler for Agatha Christie’s 1926 classic The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. If miraculously, you have just ordered this from Amazon and don’t want to know who the killer is, it’s best to listen to this episode after reading the book. Similarly, if you’ve also somehow managed to avoid spoilers for the original Star Wars trilogy and The Sixth Sense and would like to one day experience those unspoiled, it’s best to come back to this podcast after watching those

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77:30

Episode 78 – Spooky Ben

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/11/05

"There's a ghost in me who wants to say, I'm sorry"- Nobody appreciates the honesty of Bank First. - Nobody thinks ghosts are more surprising than scary and we consider the best haunting strategy. - Ben proposes a text message alert system after accidentally texting the group chat. - Nobody falls on a chain mail sword and we attempt to loophole our way out of being killed by the girl from The Ring. - Nobody professes her love of the terrible ‘recall email’ feature. - Ben asks how early is too

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64:16

Episode 77 – Tomato Bob: The Tomato Story

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/10/20

"You and your high horse"- Ben asks what happened to the tint at the top of a car windshield? - We taste test the new M3GAN 2.0 Fanta. - Ben takes some time to update his medical history for his dentist. - Ben pays tribute to Australian Survivor host Jonathan LaPaglia. - Ben shares an uncomfortable moment with the cashier at ALDI. - Ben discovers the truth about the mystery meat he ate in Tokyo. - Nobody abandons her husband at the PAX video game convention.

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67:49

Episode 76 – Goochi

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/09/23

"We could fall in love in new shapes"- Ben takes aim at the Macquarie Banking app (also known as a bap) and it's mysterious $ button. - We make it rain coins at Australian strip clubs and design a range of jeans with dick windows and taint periscopes. - Nobody uncovers a Lynx body spray scandal. - We discuss the Mother (definitely not Monster and we’d never suggest otherwise) energy drink relaunch and other similar shake ups. - Nobody has some strong opinions about ‘scarf season’. - Nobody

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50:31

Episode 75 – Pizza Cave

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/09/15

"My neck, my back..."- Nobody wants everyone to know about her cool new vest. - We sweat over making big purchases on our phone. - We blame the older generations for everything and ponder what we have in common with Gen Z icon Jacob Elordi. - Ben ponders how they convinced everyone to work on the Death Star. - We wonder how serial killers meet each other. - Nobody’s physio gives her an unexpected compliment. - Nobody’s medication causes her to breathe too easily and Ben thinks he’d make a

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56:42

Episode 74 – Worm Paste

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/08/25

"And who would've thought? It figures."- We accidentally leave our drinks in the freezer. - We once again revisit the story of Ben’s mums ‘Don’t look up’ text message. - Ben continues his review of Anyone But You with a heavy emphasis on fingers in Glen Powell’s butt. - We go bowling and Ben steals Nobody’s luck. - We reminisce about scouring community markets as children for bootleg movies and games. - Ben celebrates a small victory by not paying for parking (and instead paying for a car

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70:51

Episode 73 - Where There’s A Willy, There’s A Way

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/08/12

"I alone love you, I alone tempt you"- Ben wants everyone to experience the joy of peeling the paper off a tub of butter. - SMSiquette: Ben’s girlfriend may be a snake and Nobody has questions about ‘The Numbers’ on her phone. - Nobody drifts off to sleep watching The Rookie and we discuss the difference between being buff and masculine. - We review Anyone But You and Nicolas Winding Refn’s filmography. - Ben recounts his visit to Universal Studio’s where his family and friends realise they’ve

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Episode 72 - Raising The Roof

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/07/29

"I bless the rains down in Africa" - We raise an eyebrow at the unusual towel that Nobody once gifted Ben and discuss who the settler and reacher are in her marriage. - Nobody joins her body corporate and gets into another car accident, which may have resulted in a personality change. - Ben has a run in with a suspiciously named man on the Japanese subway. - Ben is amused by the Japanese payment app ‘PayPay’. - We discuss poorly named cyber security apps and sharing your location 24/7. - Ben

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52:19

Episode 71 - The Fence Principle

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/06/16

"You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on"- Nobody farts on some joggers. - Ben asks Nobody a hypothetical question about dead people, a year in the making. - We play the ‘who feels more dead?’ game. - We field an offer to have New Zealand’s preeminent porn star Layla Kelly, on the podcast. - Ben orders a train ticket and instead gets showered with K-Pop merchandise. - Ben makes his annual Activate Your Read Receipts Day PSA for 2025. - We taste test and ponder the origins of

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72:37

Episode 70 – Far Too Few Stews

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/06/03

"Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door"- Ben follows Drake’s lead and invites 25 Miss Universe contestants to the show. - Nobody gets sick and tries to text God. - Ben wonders how the ongoing Leongatha mushroom trial has affected beef Wellington consumption. - We debate soup versus stew and the coolest foods to get caught eating. - We consider which of Ben’s friends would be the most likely to eat him. - Nobody recounts the time Agatha Christie went missing and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was

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68:01

Episode 69 – Nice

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/05/16

"You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club"- Nobody plots how she’d milk the podcast in the event of Ben’s death. - We warn Mayor McCheese to keep an eye out for the Hamburglar. - We get derailed by an emergency text about a vagina car. - We revel in the miracle of our lost items being returned to us. - Ben raises an eyebrow at the portrayal of a young Paul Giamatti in Black Mirror. - We argue over who gets our AI generated commercial money in death. - We establish The Pony’s for

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61:03

Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/04/22

"Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?"- Ben has questions about Yoplait’s new tagline: Australia’s number one family yogurt. - Nobody doesn’t need facts in her period pads. - Ben introduces a new segment: Orgy Tips. - Nobody wants to determine the line between a normal attraction to a cartoon character and a fetish. - Nobody’s friend makes an unusual discovery in the glove compartment of his rental car.

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65:18

Episode 67 – Cargo Panties™

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/03/31

"And we'll fly and we'll fall and we'll burn..."- Nobody doesn’t want to have to make a doctor’s appointment to be told she’s fine. - We discuss the difficulties of recording a relaxation exercise with noisy roommates. - Ben resonates with a familiar scene in The Monkey. - Nobody experiences a Greg Davies fever dream while binging The Cleaner. - Ben attends a Taskmaster taping and gets caught off guard in the gym shower. - Ben discovers how pivotal the lint roller is in television. - We

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66:44

Episode 66 - The Full Ass Cut

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/03/11

"Switch it up like Nintendo"- We make our triumphant return to podcasting. - Nobody challenges Anthony LaPaglia to show Ben how fun he can be. - Nobody struggles to say she isn't attracted to Chris Hemsworth. - We enjoy the latest double entendres from Australian Survivor. - We discuss censorship nonsense and dissect the lyrics of Sabrina Carpenter and Charli XCX. - We’re forced to revisit the topic of toilet etiquette after Nobody has a weird bathroom encounter.

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68:25

Episode 65 - Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/02/10

"You'll believe God is a woman"- Ben doesn’t want people to think he’s crying at dumb movie moments. - Nobody is holding space for Wicked. - Ben faces a conundrum at a Thai massage parlour. - Nobody reveals how she’d get around without legs. - We pitch Michael Bay‘s next blockbuster: Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken. - We swap crazy Tom Hardy stories. - Nobody’s car breaks down and a man with fat fingers shows up to fix it.

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62:39

Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom

Midnight Crisis ·

2025/01/21

"It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy"- Ben doesn’t trust a waterproof label. - We discuss the history of eating mummies and everything else on Earth. - Ben has a massage parlour business proposal. - Ben wants to know how long you’re obligated to keep a gift for. - We discuss the egg in Ben’s bathroom.

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50:13

Episode 63 - Can I Borrow Your Child?

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/12/28

"I'm only human, can't you see? I made, I made a mistake"- Ben prides himself on his ability to find things in Bunnings. - Ben needs someone to accompany him to Funfields water park, so he doesn’t look like a creep. - Nobody doesn’t want to go out drinking when she has a perfectly good apartment. - Nobody endures a perfect storm of food poisoning – aka. her Christmas nadir. - We check in on the Gävle Goat for 2024 and learn about the IKEA goat. - Nobody is impressed by Ben’s roommates six in

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59:16

Episode 62 - Boron And Peanut Butter

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/11/26

"Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old"- Ben wants to know more about the science experiments that Nobody would perform during a time loop. - Ben tackles the Hollywood trend of casting the hottest people in the world as ugly characters. - Helen Mirren sheds a tear over the fact that Kurt Cobain never got to use GPS. - Nobody argues that US politics boils down to guessing what the founding fathers would have thought about modern issues. - Ben espouses his distaste for the

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68:59

Episode 61 – Baby Paste

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/11/12

"Drive boy, dive boy, dirty numb angel boy." - Ben doesn’t understand baby oil. - Nobody recounts the glow in the dark lube escapades from her honeymoon. - Ben wonders if Nobody is okay after a few too many questionable incidents lately. - Ben has yet another run in with his old nemesis, traffic lights on his way to a concert. - A recent article about a man with three penis’s makes us wonder if there could be some truth to our historical figure cinematic universe. - Ben discovers an escalating

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80:43

Episode 60 – Poop In My Periphery

Midnight Crisis ·

2024/10/15

"You gotta keep 'em separated"- Ben gets judged for using bar soap. - Nobody is left without toilet paper in the work bathroom. - Ben previews the videogame Squat Ops. - We get asked a direct question and immediately go blank. - Ben gives Nobody a lesson in urinal etiquette. - Nobody discovers her views on bathroom windows are not shared by those around her. - We’re conflicted about the appropriate way to appreciate a sexy dance routine. - We discuss the perils of answering a phone call in

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