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Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Dharma & Mikayla

Smut, erotica, and romance, oh my! Whatever you call it, we got it. Welcome to the book club you didn‘t ask for but secretly always wanted. Where we pick some of the most outrageous pieces of sexy literature out there and give you our unsolicited two cents.

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59:33

THE Book

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/07/16

Ogres, Coaches, and Shame Wizards, oh my! With a book cover like that…we were NOT prepared. We opened Pandora's box and our vaginas are not okay. Praise and thanks to our lord and savior, Tessa Bailey. She is really doing the lord’s work this week as we read Happenstance. Obsession, Confession, Possession, Aggression, Depression, Suspension. I don’t know…we no longer have any blood in our brains. You always know the book is good when Mikayla shuts the fuck up. Welcome to our most silent episode

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48:26

This Week on the Bachelor

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/07/02

In the name of the cowboy, the daddy, and the holy priest, oh my! Can I walk you out? Will you accept this rose? Can I steal you for a second? Is she here for the right reasons or is he just a cowboy who can write letters. Guess who? It’s Chris Harrison and he had the audacity to write a “book”. Take a moment…say your goodbyes as we read The Perfect Letter by Chris Harrison. Will this sex scene steal your time or give you a shot of finding real reality tv love? Jaaakkkkkeeeeeee! Only the date card

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48:00

The Season of Seasoning

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/06/18

Fish Food, Shark Men, and Stolen Identities, oh my! Da Da…Da Da…Da Da Da Da DA DA DA DA DA!!! Shark Week came early this year, folks! Chum at the ready as we read Does It Hurt by H.D. Carlton. Will this book have you breaching the surface or capsizing and sinking? Those choices mean nothing but you should be used to this by now. Water Bound who? What is it called when a man releases on your back while using you as bait? Read the title of the episode again. ‘Tis the season.

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56:13

Hmm... why?

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/06/04

How, Dare, You, oh my! Ever wondered what it would be like to be with a man that folds your clothes? Well get ready cause he’s defs gonna be sniffing your neck and braiding your hair. As Avril Lavigne once said, “She was meek and he was flaccid.” Welcome to 50 Shades of FUCKED UP! Edward would never! It took us three seasons to get here but we finally whipped out the infamous novel by E. L. James, 50 Shades of Grey, and we will never be the same. Chain me to a post and say SILENCE cause this shit

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01:02:03

400°F

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/05/21

Croissants, Eclairs, and Cannolis, oh my! No whisk, no weward this week as we wead Her Pastry Shifters by Mia Harlan. Will her stiff peaks get your rolling pins rolling or will this be a salmonella food fight to the death. Ever wanted to be fucked by a pastry? Yes? Well, that’s fucked. Prepare for your jelly doughnut handjob cause this is an erection you can’t argue with.

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01:03:17

The Edge of the Century

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/05/07

Kidnapping, Lesbians, and Escorts, oh my! We Googled “sexiest lesbian erotica” and The Night Off by Meghan O’Brien came up so that’s what we’re reading. Get ready for the most engorged, plump, erect, slick and sliding, nasty horny slut sex that you’ve ever had the pleasure of bucking your probing puckered juices on. We are going to pump and stroke you with our penetrative wiggling thrusts of dirty dripping whoreness. Unicorn.

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01:06:23

Nobody Loves Raymond

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/04/23

Dead, dripping, and …disingenuous, oh my! Ha Ha Heinous. The shit hit the vent this week as we read Going Public by Hudson Lin. Get ready to be mansplained gay sex by a woman. A-N-A-L S-E-X-uh. Pungent sex and wrinkly holes here we come. This episode is brought to you by Essence of C0ck N.2. A new NYMBC fragrance. Available in stores nowhere.

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47:39

THE P*nis

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/04/16

Never The Same, Totally Unique, and Completely Not Ever Been Done Before, oh my! -Lady Gaga Get ready to get a heart boner cause this week we’re reading Delta of Venus by the infamous Anaïs Nin. Shit ‘bout to get classy up in here smutz! Get your cock-tails and phallic shaped cigars ready cause this episode is steeped in (whisper) literature realness. Cue cinematic piano montage music. (Gin martinis with an orange twist required for this episode).

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48:53

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/04/02

Senators, Centaurs, and Slime, oh my! Tentacles are feet. Welcome to another episode of Not Your Mother’s Book Club where this week we are reading The Kraken’s Sacrifice by Katee Robert. Like his mucusy tentacles, you’ll be as slick as a slippery lil snakey snake. Didn’t have a tentacle kink before this? You do now.

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01:04:22

Gold Star

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/03/19

Secretaries, Ex-Boyfriend’s Daddies, and Job Hunting, oh my! This week we are finding the limit and playing within it. Yayy! It’s praise kinks! Now get on your knees as we read Praise by Sara Cate. Daddy likes it when you do as you’re told. Join our Patreon and give us money. That’s our good lil smut.

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01:22:39

Ballerina Vallerina

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/03/05

Bowing, Mewling, and Arching, oh my! The Gods have arrived and they are ready to fight for your vaginas…but only after global warming. Do you taste sounds, command shadows, and have a burning sensation in your fingers? Well sounds like you have…hemorrhoids. Please consult your doctor before sacrificing yourself in a universal war that makes no sense but leads to a sex scene so we’re rolling with it. This is gibberish. This is nonsensical. This is… fantasy. You're welcome. Oh yeah…and the book is

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52:54

Jurassic My A$$

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/02/19

Shotguns, Shower Heads, and Buttholes, oh my! A dinosaur called Big Al walks into a bar. Knock Knock. It’s his 7 foot d*ck. Protect your extremities. Welcome to another episode of Not Your Mother’s Book Club where this week we read Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust. Also Mikayla traumatizes Dharma with a horrifying tale. We will leave you with this: “Gentlemen, when history calls you to leave your mark, they didn’t mean a Skidmark, so DO BETTER.” -Kincardine

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52:06

The Boot of the Ball

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/02/12

Serenity, Passion, and Surrender, oh my! Welcome back, smutz, to another season of chaos! Mikayla’s celibate and Dharma has a Southern drawl. What’s new? When the clock strikes midnight…you know what happens. Sex. No shoes left behind as we read Cinderfella by Linda Jones. Were they slip-on? Did they fit? Is he gay? Tune in to find out.

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17:11

HOLIDAY BLOOPERS

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/01/08

Funnies, Out-takes, and Rants, oh my! New year. Same chaos.

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01:32:19

HOLIDAY BONUS: The Book That Broke Us

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2022/12/25

Magic, Mistletoe, and Moaning, oh my! You must have all been extra naughty this year to deserve what you're about to hear. Finishing off 2022 strong with our longest, most unhinged, and chaotic bonus episode of all time. Buckle your belts and secure your Santa hats because Old Saint Nick is filling you with his holiday cheer and peppermint stuffing. You'll be ho ho ho-ing and oh no no-ing while we read Santa Claus is Going to Town On Me by M.L. Eliza.

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01:08:30

HALLOWEEN BONUS: Earthbender

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2022/10/30

Pebbles, Boulders, and Stones, oh my! Happy Halloween you ghouls! It’s monster season so we’re bringing you Titan: A Gargoyle Daddy Dom Romance by Jillian Graves. Will this monster have you doing the mash or time warping away? Bonus question…what does a gargoyle's semen look like? Wanna know? Hit play if you dare.

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49:19

Mikayla Takes the Wheel (Pt. 2)

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2022/10/16

Winter, Buffets, and Livestock, oh my! We ‘tis thee farewell. Leaving you with Jasmine Haynes’ Past Midnight. Will this throwback be just as good as we remember or have we been forever scarred by sexy priests, hot uncles and blue barbarians…oh my. We know you are gonna cry lots because you’ll miss us but never fear…your mistresses are always here. Like Santa…we know when you are sleeping. We know when you're awake. We know if you’ve been bad or good. So go have an orgasm, for goodness sake. Bye

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53:03

Hey There Delilah

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2022/10/02

Actions, Speak, Louder, oh my! This week we are listening to the lesbians. Join us as we read Delilah Green Doesn’t Care by Ashley Herring Blake. There’s a reason women are better at everything and we are going to demonstrate why. It took us a while but we finally got the ladies on board…and once you go lesbian…you never go back. Book your one way ticket to Vagina Town here!

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01:06:57

Geology Rocks!

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2022/09/18

Men Written by Women, oh my! It’s our first regency novel of the season and Tessa Dare came to impress with A Week to be Wicked. Are we getting romanced by the rake or raked by the romance? Me thinks thy orgasm shant hypothesize no longer. Confused? Oh don’t be…Lord Colin’s got you.

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01:08:01

The Power of Jimmy’s P*nis

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2022/09/04

Kegs of Lube, Penis Straws, and Espresso Shots, oh my! This book claims “hilarious and erotic surprises”...we claim…BANKRUPTCY! Call the police 'cause someone broke the TV and the unicorn is upset. What could possibly go better with a pump of lube than a wet blanket. Fasten your double-sided dildos 'cause this book is gonna fuck you up. Oh yeah…the book is called Night Shift: A Choose-Your-Own Erotic Fantasy. By Joanna Angel.

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