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Not Your Mother‘s Book Club

Dharma & Mikayla

Smut, erotica, and romance, oh my! Whatever you call it, we got it. Welcome to the book club you didn‘t ask for but secretly always wanted. Where we pick some of the most outrageous pieces of sexy literature out there and give you our unsolicited two cents.

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47:35

HALLOWEEN BONUS: You Will Bounce On It

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2025/11/02

Kefir, Jane Goodall, and Being Self-Aware, oh my!Boo! We'reeeee backkkkkk! Les-be honest... who didn't miss us? We heard your orgasmic screams from beyond the grave and your ladies have risen to satisfy all your naughty creepy cravings. Is it Twilight? Would Jane Goodall approve? Will you bounce on it? Only time will tell. Tune in for this spooky bonus episode where we read Contract Bound by Elle Mae... or else. Don't wanna piss off the lesbians. - Jane Goodall

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59:15

HALLOWEEN BONUS: Madame Limp Gimp and Professor Se-man

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/10/31

Smack, Smack, and Smack, oh my! Make sure to say it three times cause you’ve never had a pumpkin spice cum shot like this before…seeds and all. Stuff me like a turkey and call me Gord cause Holly Wilde is munchin’ this pumpkin pie with the novel Hallowpeen. Jerk my Jack-o-lantern and bob on my butternut balls cause this threesome is about to seed you deep and seed you good.

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01:15:16

Swish and Flick ft. Olivie Blake

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/10/06

Veggie tales, Veggie porn, and Vageggies, oh my!Calling all smuts for a very special surprise bonus episode! Who knew fanfiction could be this hot? Mikayla sure didn't. RIP Max Goof and may Natalie Dormer spare us all. Join us this week as NYT bestselling author Olivie Blake tells us what makes a man hot and why we need more bitches, while your mistresses tell you what veggies we would put in our holes. Fun times.

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01:00:14

A Hypothetical Episode

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/07/21

Shrimp, Fingers, and God, oh my! Well put a “hypothetical” diaper on me and let me jump out a goddamn “hypothetical” window cause it’s the “hypothetical” finale “hypothetical” bitchessss! These dysentery queens mean business and God (the magic 8 ball) has spoken so we must read A Legend in the Baking by Jamie Wesley. Dharma "hypothetically" smells of hummus, raindrops, and dreams and Mikayla, without a millimeter of a doubt, has mouth musk…”hypothetically". #ABDH (If you know you know!)

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47:21

Wafty Pie

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/07/07

Yeti’s, Bigfoots, and Housewives, oh my! This week our clams are scared shut with Seduced by Big foot and Ravaged by the Yeti by E. Roche-Poesy. Dancing testicles and flapping window shutters. What more could you ask for? Definitely less…that’s for sure. Is she she high or just just delulu? Who let Gizmo out of their cage? Put them on house arrest cause this week we all have Kuru and our tits are out for Harambe.

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57:29

The Girl with the Snakeskin Ankle Boots

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/06/16

Cuts, Clubs, and Cum, oh my! Have you ever seen a man barefoot in the club? If so, call 1-800 TAKE-IT-OUT-BACK.org. This week we’ve got cum seeping out our pores as we read Promises and Pomegranates by Sav R Miller. Open up our wounds and slurp our juices ‘cause David Guetta’s writing a sick beat that'll have everyone Barefoot in the Club™. As the great Hilary Duff once said...”To the beat of my heart. It tears me apart. We’re back to the start.”

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01:06:58

The Twelve Handed Man

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/06/02

Prepped, Primed, and Primped, oh my! HE’S A MURDERER! But he’s kind of cute… HE’S A MURDERER! But he got 12 hands. The one and only Lora Leigh is back back back again and she didn’t come to play fair…. no no no she came to Play Dirty. Wands at the ready cause this hook dick is magic. It’s Wingardium letmefuckyourASS, not Wingardium letmefuckYOURass. Look at us baby girl cause we be flyin’ in the air tonight. Aviation style!

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57:42

Ding Dong Derek's Dead

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/05/19

Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, oh my! Hold onto your Daddies cause Kayla Daniels is coming for them in the Mormon tale, The Daddy Trap. PBS kids said…for the love of a child, families are forever. At last, darn it! Squat me! Murdered sisters, paternity tests, and Jesus for the win! Wags and wagettes unite as Nana does unspeakable things. Dentures out and squat me off my feet cause this book is about to wag-yu up.

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59:26

Mein Eyes See Green

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/05/05

Running, Ripping, and Relentless Tonguing, oh my! He’s a green viking and she’s Billie Eilish. This week K.L. Wyatt’s Stolen by the Orc Commander will have you pulling into the insemination station. Pacino could never. Coked out fingers and morse code fucking is the vibe and Gangrene is the password. Step aside Game of Thrones cause a new green mean fucking machine is here and ready to spear. Chase me down a corridor and call me Jawhn-dys cause his sperm is taking and we’re scared.

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54:46

Poop Dick

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/04/21

Rylan, Wolf, and Malachai, oh my! It’s giving vampire diaries meets beauty and the beast meets little red riding hood meets Rylan meets Twilight meets The Last Airbender meets Perma-smirking meets Court of the Vampire Queen by Katee Robert meets ohhhh she’sssss the hisserrrrrrr! Bring back queen Katee and let them eat poop dicks. He wipes. Don’t worry. P.S.: Mono is hot.

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45:52

Knock Knock

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/04/07

Beds, Knobs, and Broomsticks, oh my! Knock my knocker and call me Susan. We’re off our hinges this week as we read Unhinged by Vera Valentine. Whoever sent us this suggestion…who hurt you? Freud says it’s your mother but let's be honest, you’ve defs thought about fuckin’ your door. Skinny doors and skinny penises unite ‘cause as one door closes another opens into your vaginal cavity. Knock me up with your knockers cause this door has some serious wood.

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01:02:51

Gaggle of Gaggers

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/03/17

Feral, Flaming, and Flourishing, oh my!Here’s the deal. You suggest a book. We’re gonna read it…and forget who suggested it. This week on Mikayla’s Therapy Session Elle Kennedy is comin in hot with The Deal. Raise your voice and blow my whistle cause this soapy dick has one more brain cell left and Dharma’s gonna cry about it while swinging that bat dick. Murder on the dance floor. Kick rocks Meth Boy. xo

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59:02

Germans in a Tree

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/03/03

Orchard-ers, Shaved Foreheads, and Maiden veils, oh my! It took us 30 minutes to come up with a title for this episode so you better freaking enjoy it. Please welcome back the infamous Lynsay Sands with her book Hunting for a Highlander. Great Scot! We got apples, blankets, and papers galore. Objects or children? Ask Gwenyth. Hymen? I barely know her. This is not our best work. Just listen to the episode.

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47:10

Deck-Her

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2024/02/18

Dogs, Drugs, and the DEA, oh my!It’s season 4 smutzzzzz! Get ready for a wild season of shenanigans and Mikayla’s sex life in unbearable detail. Starting off strong with Tee O’Fallon’s Tough Justice. We judged a book by its cover and ended up in smut jail. Hot and heavy who? Wild animal who? K-9, more like 69. Strap on your dildo holster cause this season is gonna be a rough f*ck in your anal channel.

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53:06

HOLIDAY BONUS: Bears-a-Bleeding

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/12/24

Birds, Eggnog, and 12-inch Tongues, oh my! On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Railed by the Krampus by Dalia Davies. Just kidding, he actually gave me a lot of birds for some reason. Join us on our candy cane adventure through the land of eggnog cocks, bleeding bears, and swimming swans and rabbits jumping and men cumming and partridges pearing and your parents getting divorced and grandma getting hit by a reindeer and having to sell your soul to to a man named Klaus that shares a

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01:01:34

HALLOWEEN BONUS: Bootyhole Dress

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/10/29

Peencers, Lipsticks, and Cervixisez, oh my! Let us spin you a tale on this hallows of all eves. What has 6 legs, 4 arms, peencers, and a bootyhole working overtime? Kayden. In a shocking tale of high cervixes and lighthouses with lights, learn what it means to be hog-tied in a space jungle continuum. Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts will have you screaming “GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF MY CERVIX”...or something along those lines. Happy Smut-o-ween!

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59:20

Mikayla Takes the Wheel (Pt. 3)

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/08/27

Baby, Child, and Offspring, oh my! YOUR ASS IS GRASS YA BASTARD! Welcome to the finale of Season 3! If you’ve made it this far... What’s wrong with you? But also…we are THE BEST podcast ever soooo. You’re welcome. Erin and Dominic are back in this tale as old as time. Is their child still dead? Will there be more cuckolding? Is Mikayla still illiterate? Yes.

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53:36

Be Gay!

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/08/06

Because I, Because you, Because we, oh my! Shut up inner dialogue! This title may be misleading but…we don’t care. Deal with it. Have you ever been a misogynist and dreamt of ordering a woman online? Well…this episode is for you ‘cause women are meant to be mothers, ‘cause cows are meant to be cows, and ‘cause men are meant to be cowboys that ride off into the sunset shirtless while naming their child Bug. Save a book. Ride a cowboy. Oh yeah, the book is called Unbridled Cowboy by Maisey

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58:16

Yes, Daddy **UNLOCKED**

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/07/31

Papa, Pa, and Pops, oh my! It’s the last DP episode of Season 2 and guess what smuts…your unanimous decision unanimated our pussies. Good job Jamie! We are two very proud mistresses. When we say YES, you say DADDY. YES! DADDY! YES! DADDY!

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59:15

Cooter Sling

Not Your Mother‘s Book Club ·

2023/07/23

Wings, Claws, and Tats, oh my! Watch your cholesterol! This man-se-ses is about to brine all up in here. King Henry is literally alive for 800 years and stalking a reincarnated witch in Stalked by the Boogie Man by Siggy Shade. Will you be pickled or blasted in a sea of cum? Bonus points if you can guess how his penis is “sparkles different”. And by bonus points we mean high cholesterol. Allie-------noooooo!

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