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Crunch Wears No Pants

It"s like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy"s Dips and JoMomma"s Salsa.

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63:52

HEY LAKERS SUBREDDIT, WHAT HAPPENED?!

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/04/29

The Lakers subreddit is a dumb place. The gentlemen discuss the series. Jordan defends JJ Redick's decision to play his only good players for 24 straight. Brandon knows so much about basketball. Durf also knows so much about basketball. Dalton Knecht, nice playing time, you loser. Jaxon Hayes, I hope you stub your foot four million times in a row and that your foot becomes a nub. Luka: why are you the way that you are? Stop it. LeBron: nice inbound, dork. Did you see that video of a Lakers

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57:34

Lakers series thusfar & Jordan's Horrific Experience...

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2025/04/25

The gentlemen are back to discuss the Lakers series, Jordan's unfortunate run in with a Celtics fan on an 11 hour flight to Japan, and why so many people listened to the Michael Beasley episode

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20:58

Michael Beasley RWOW Deep Dive!

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2025/04/16

Great timing for a Deep Dive into Michael Beasley's Timberwolves tenure!

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79:08

Julius Randle and Joe Ingles are Nice Guys! With...

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2025/04/10

ANDREW DUKOWITZ FINALLY JOINS THE POD AFTER 9 MONTHS! We discuss the human side of athletes, how he got into journalism, what's happening on the court with our Minnesota Timberwolves, and recap our appearance on the Dane Moore NBA Show on Sunday. Wow. The brand is so hot

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76:47

Reactions to the Nuggets Game, The BRAWL, and our...

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2025/04/03

Just an insane episode. So much has happened and we crammed it all into an hour. Jordan recorded this episode from his sunglasses lmao. We react to the Instant Classic that was a Nuggets game, Jordan was there and made enemies out of every Nuggets fan. We also react to the Brawl and Pistons fan upheaval after the fact. And lastly, we pour honey on our goats, the Iowa Wolves, for hosting us in Des Moines last week. Seriously, if you want a weekend getaway, Des Moines is a great spot. We had

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59:53

Obi Toppin is ruining the 2024-25 Minnesota...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/03/25

Obi Toppin: why are you doing this to us?

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57:15

MICHAEL GRADY REFERENCED "GOOSEBUMPS"

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/03/18

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70:09

I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME

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2025/03/12

IT'S THE JULIUS RANDLE EPISODE!

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74:49

The Return of DDV + Julius Randle | Five Year...

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2025/03/04

Timberwolves basketball man. Andor S2 comes out in 50 days!

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69:11

The Young Wolves Revolution + Fiber to the Fish House...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/02/26

Those Young Timberwolves are incredible, man. We talk about Jaden McDaniels again, he keeps giving us more stuff to talk about. He also talk about TSJ and Rob's growth, Jaylen Clark and his beloved neck that we want to protect forever, and how the looming return of Julius Randle may impact Naz and Jaden's growth, but could also help cuz Julius Randle is good whether or not anybody on Wolves twitter wants to admit it. Also, the back half of this episode is our live show with Chelanga, where

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72:41

Brandon is lightly back?

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2025/02/19

Dude, guys. That's my bad. I was really tired and didn't edit the podcast last week. We discuss the fallout from the trade deadline, Jaylen Clark, Jaden McDaniels, Naz Reid's ascension, as well as 3/14 AT TARGET CENTER SECTION 238 ROW K PANTY NATION TAKEOVER IN CELEBRATION OF PANTY NATION MEMBER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE DULUTH'S FAMOUS KAYLEE PULL UP PULL UP GET YOUR TICKETS. Also! On Thursday! 2/20! We're going to be broadcasting live from Fish Lake. Fiber to the Fish House! All the deets are

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62:35

Brandon has given up on your 2024-25 Minnesota...

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2025/02/05

We recorded after the Kings loss, and that was the final straw for Brandon Arthur-John Beck

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85:15

Trade Deadline Preview

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2025/01/29

WE'RE BACK AFTER A ONE WEEK BREAK TO DISCUSS DDV'S BIG TOE, THE RISE OF ROB DILLINGHAM, THE JADEN MCDANIELSSANCE, AND THE TRADE DEADLINE.

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85:58

JORDAN DYE JOINS FOR GUESTUARY

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2025/01/16

Jordan Dye stops by the program to discuss sponsoring everyone's third or fourth favorite Timberwolves podcast, the process of designing two highly-coveted and sold out Timberwolves x Lamb Chops collaborations, as well as the current state of your Minnesota Timberwolves. We also talk about ice cream. Idk man

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68:55

Post Game Reaction to the 108-106 Victory over the...

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2025/01/07

JOE INGLES MINUTES! DDV PRAISE! JULIUS RANDLE SLANDER! AND MORE ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS

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79:41

WE'RE SO BACK

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/12/31

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT OUR BACKS WERE AGAINST THE WALL, DONTE DIVINCENZO COMES ALIVE!

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52:16

It's so Over

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/12/24

We had to make a special sad version of the intro for this one.

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87:05

Karl-Anthony Towns Returns to Target Center Tomorrow...

Crunch Wears No Pants ·

2024/12/19

Section 238. Buy tickets and sit with us as we cry watching the "welcome back, KAT!" video at Target Center. We discuss the Wolves' 6-1 run, the return of their defense, the return of Karl, the return of Jaden, and how weird AD stans are. The audio might be like 33% wonky cuz, transparently, i had my mic turned down super low and i didn't catch it until it was too late which is why it sounds like a radio show that was super compressed into a podcast with a soft limit at -24 db, which is how

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76:19

Timberwolves Finding Their Stride? PLUS the return of...

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2024/12/10

First off, the guys talk about the news of Jeremy Allen White being cast as Rotta the Hutt in the forthcoming Mandalorian and Grogu movie. Then they talk about the professional basketball team from Minnesota. And then they revive a classic CWNP bit, "Timbertales". S/o to two time panty nation member of the year runner up Greta Thun.

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82:01

FUNCTIONAL MORON IS IN THE STUDIO

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2024/12/04

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM. FUNCTIONAL MORON AKA CORY FROM WOLVES TWITTER AND WOLVES BLUESKY IS HERE TO HELP US SIFT THROUGH THE CHAOS OF THIS SEASON! HE'S SMART! HE'S INSIGHTFUL! HE'S FUN! AND WE APPRECIATE HIM!

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