PODCAST

Kump

Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner

Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner make comedy and chaos out of current events and culture.

comedy

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01:01:50

Ep. 218 Zohran's Hot Wife

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2025/06/27

Zohran Mamdani wins the primary, and the internet explodes over his “hot wife.” Ray dives deep into the discourse—are high boots all it takes now? Plus: the socialist grocery store scam, funeral brothels, Coney Island subway sex fires, Amy Adams slander, and a new plan to sell $30 Madeline Muffins to the masses.Also: Daniel Craig takes a missile to the dome, Americans turn Mecca into a Six Flags, and Lucy’s got a sword to protect her baked goods.🔗 Links & Plugs:🎧 Bonus episodes every

01:02:50

Ep. 217 Trump's Secret Box

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2025/06/22

President Trump claims he left instructions to “obliterate Iran” if he’s ever assassinated—and KUMP breaks it down. Ray and Lucie unpack the death box, JD Vance’s loyalty, and whether the Pope can rebrand as Jesus Christ the First.Plus: how much war profit should taxpayers get? Should you be able to invest in a nuke startup on Robinhood? What’s the point of Ted Cruz? And why the NYC subway needs Roman-style phalanx shields.Subscribe on Patreon for weekly bonus

01:02:13

Ep. 216 Israel Bombs Iran, Pirates Get Nukes, Italy’s...

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2025/06/13

Israel bombs Iran’s nuclear sites, Ray proposes nukes-for-jobs diplomacy, and the Houthi rebels become UN tech support in Ray’s fantasy global empire. Also: pirates in the desert, Dave & Busters for peace, and why Michelangelo’s David might be hiding a corpse. Plus thoughts on plane crashes, diaper diplomacy, and the Dead Sea.🔥 Get bonus episodes every week on Patreon – patreon.com/raykump

00:59:25

Ep. 215 Trump vs Musk

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2025/06/06

Once allies, now adversaries: Ray and Lucie dig into the digital flame war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk—from EV mandates and Epstein tweets to passive-aggressive truths about sperm, submarines, and shadow bans.Also in this episode:– David Portnoy snaps on a Boston MC– Cannibal meal prep and serial killer lakes– Rand Paul’s MAGA savings account– ChatGPT bans and federal AI meltdowns– Guestbooks at Anne Frank’s houseFull weekly bonus episodes at: www.patreon.com/raykump

01:02:58

Ep. 214 Cargo Ship Crash

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2025/05/30

A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into chaos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law.Also in this episode:– Ray’s federal agent car crash story– MrBeast as the golden calf– Putin’s terms for ending the war– TikTok brain vs. poor people– Trump’s T.A.C.O. strategy– Greg Abbott and the great falling tree– Sermon on the Mount

01:09:22

Ep. 213 No More Yolo

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2025/05/25

Ray and Lucie cover an alleged embassy shooting in D.C., OnlyFans influencer arrests, McDonald’s workers who can’t afford McDonald’s, and the slow death of the YOLO economy.Also:– The “Luxury Trash Can” jet– AI producer rage– McDonald’s grill hierarchy– Cheeseburgers in the closet– Wage collapse, sticky economics, and the TikTok attention span crisis– Ray gets choked at work, South African farmers, and possibly a warBonus Episodes: www.patreon.com/raykump

01:02:58

Ep. 212 Air Force Dumb

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2025/05/16

Trump is reportedly accepting a $400 million private plane from Qatar. Ray and Lucie break down whether the 13-year-old jet is a gift, a bribe, or a flying trash can.Also in this episode:– Harvard discovers it bought a Magna Carta for $28– Walmart signals price hikes– Trump’s Dubai hotel collapses over forged permits– Birthright citizenship, AI prison plans, and a jerky-based survival modelWeekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/raykump

01:08:02

Ep. 211 Pope in the USA

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2025/05/09

The Vatican goes American. Ray and Lucie break down Pope Leo XIV, robot freakouts, TikTok tech fires, and the mysterious Times Square statue.👉 Bonus episodes: patreon.com/raykump

01:03:20

Ep. 210 Men Fight Gorilla

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2025/05/01

Could 100 men defeat a gorilla—barehanded? Ray and Lucie dive into the internet’s wildest debate, then spiral into Times Square chaos, bodega panic buttons, and a NASA fraud scandal.Full meltdown, full comedy. It’s KUMP.Support the show → patreon.com/raykump🎧 EP210: 100 Men vs Gorilla

01:04:23

Ep. 209 Robots vs Humans

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2025/04/24

Robots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy.In this episode of KUMP, Ray & Lucie unpack:– The world’s first humanoid robot marathon– A ride that turns Pompeii into a theme park– How to fix volcanoes with giant garbage pipes– The return of viral stunts (and the launch of our own)Subscribe to get the bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/raykumpcomedy podcast, satire, current events, Ray Kump, AI, volcanoes, ice

01:03:08

Ep. 208 Taking Up Space

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2025/04/17

Ray and Lucie talk about the Blue Origin Lady Space Flight, penal systems, gangs, smells, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

01:02:41

Ep. 207 TEMU Gets Tariffs

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2025/04/10

Ray and Lucie discuss Tariffs, TEMU, Justin Bieber, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

01:03:42

Ep. 206 The Power Broker | Trump's Tariffs

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2025/04/04

Ray and Lucie discuss the Power Broker, wooden legs, Trump's tariffs's, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

01:09:36

Ep. 205 War Chat Leaked & DNA For Sale

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2025/03/26

Ray and Lucie discuss the Signal Leak, the 23 & Me Bankruptcy and DNA Sale, Harriet Tubman, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

01:00:33

Ep. 204 March Sadness

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2025/03/19

Ray and Lucie talk about the newly declassified JFK documents, March Madness, the Secret Service, Harvard's cheap tuition, and much more.https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

01:05:22

Ep. 203 Hologram Hell

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2025/03/12

Ray and Lucie talk about hologram doctors, a dystopian infrastructure project, measles making a comeback, Southwest checked bag policy,, and much morehttps://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

01:03:51

Ep. 202 What The Future Is

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2025/03/06

Ray and Lucie talk about Sesame Street lay offs, the State of the Union, a meet cute in the sky, and much more https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

01:04:17

Ep. 201 Dignity is a Choice

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2025/02/27

Ray and Lucie talk about Blackrock, vaccines, Trump’s plan for Gaza, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

01:02:47

Ep. 200 Worst Super Bowl Party

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2025/02/07

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

01:05:19

Ep. 199 How To Meet Women

Kump ·

2025/01/24

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