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Kump

Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner

Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner make comedy and chaos out of current events and culture.

comedy

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01:02:37

Ep. 238 The New Epstein

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2025/11/21

Ray and Lucie dive into the release of new Epstein documents, the bizarre power hierarchies of elites, and a deeply unhinged exploration of who would replace Jeffrey Epstein in a modern “elite pervert ring.”🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/raykump

00:32:47

Ep. 237 At War With Demons

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2025/11/14

Ray and Lucie dive into the world of demons. From Tucker Carlson’s “blood in the sheets” story to the terrifying “Demon Database,” this episode spirals into Catholic guilt, goat demons, boiling holy water, and the question: which demon really attacked Tucker?🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/raykump

01:03:40

Ep. 236 City of Zohran

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2025/11/07

Ray and Lucie discuss Zohran's win as Mayor, Wild Dogs roaming the city, a lucky teacher shot by student, and much more.🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:⁠⁠patreon.com/raykump

01:01:01

Ep. 235 KUMP Haloween Special

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2025/10/31

It’s the KUMP Halloween Special — Ray and Lucie are dressed as demonic saints invoking the Blood of the Lamb to protect themselves from ghouls, discuss the origins of the holiday, their own Halloween horrors, and much more.🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:⁠patreon.com/raykump

01:12:10

Ep. 234 The Jeremy Allen White House

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2025/10/24

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's Jeremy Allen White conspiracy theory, a revelation about the White House East Wing destruction, their own ideas for White House additions, and much more. 🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:patreon.com/raykump

00:59:39

Ep. 233 John Bolton Indicted | Mr. Beast Bank

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2025/10/17

Ray and Lucie discuss John Bolton's indictment, Mr. Beast's new bank, Republican text leak, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/raykump👉 Watch Ray on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/raykump

01:02:43

Ep. 232 PEACE IN OUR TIME

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2025/10/11

Ray and Lucie discuss The Nobel Peace Prize, Peace in the Middle East, Greta, Pranks, finding faith, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/raykump👉 Watch Ray on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/raykump

01:03:10

Ep. 231 REPLACED BY A.I.

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2025/10/03

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's fears of being disappeared by A.I., the truth about Lincoln, The Saudi Comedy Festival, a new kind of war, the Pope's complaints, and much more. 👉 Patreon – Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/raykump👉 Watch Ray on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/raykump

01:01:56

Ep. 230 WORLD WAR DEMONS

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2025/09/26

Ray and Lucy spiral through bullet-carving maniacs, bungling terrorists, greasers that never came back, CIA furry propaganda, witches hexing Charlie Kirk, and whether demons might actually run society. From Morocco drone surveillance to World War 4 cyber-hellscapes powered by crushed demon bones.

01:00:27

Ep. 229 The Charlie Kirk Tragedy

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2025/09/12

Ray and Lucie react to the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk. In a week of chaos, Ray is called a "voice of reason" by Lucie for urging calm instead of violence. The two dive into conspiracy theories, strange public reactions, and the way Americans process political violence.

01:02:06

Ep. 228 Kump DESTROYS Doorman Fallacy

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2025/09/05

This week, Ray and Lucie dive into philosophy, paranoia, cartel chaos, and the strange logic of the “doorman fallacy.” From blown-up boats in the Caribbean to escalations with John Higland, from weird weddings to military dark humor, the conversation spirals into madness.

01:05:17

Ep. 227 Throuple Taylor Swift

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2025/08/30

Ray and Lucie escalate the John Higland feud, defend themselves from wild accusations, and explore how AI could be weaponized against them. The conversation spirals into Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift as America’s royal family, Giuliani in dresses, and a shocking proposal to buy the infamous swamp prison Alligator Alcatraz.👉 Support the show & get bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/raykump

01:04:39

Ep. 226 Kump On A List

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2025/08/21

Ray and Lucy update the “Sensei John” situation which has escalated with slander. Ray spirals about eviction, plots basement-dungeon diplomacy, schizophrenia simulators.👉 Patreon: patreon.com/raykump

01:02:18

Ep. 225 Betrayed By My Sensei

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2025/08/14

Ray recounts his bizarre and slightly threatening run-in with “Sensei John,” a self-appointed personal trainer from his building’s basement gym. From unsolicited spotting to unsolicited insults, the saga takes twists through weight loss smack talk, oddball training methods, and the strange business pitch to “motivate” clients with kidnapping threats. Plus, Lucie and Ray dive into the new viral wave of sorority dance videos, the return of the bimbo archetype, and how coordinated cowgirl backflips

01:02:41

Ep. 224 Is Kump Alive?

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2025/08/08

Marc Maron is out here talking to Howie Mandel and allegedly coming after Ray Kump for hiring “Navy SEALs” (who may or may not be homeless) to protect himself and his wife at comedy clubs. Ray sets the record straight, breaks down the culture war over grilled meats, shares his recent 17-lb weight drop, and explores the etiquette of acid attacks. This episode is part prison romance tutorial, part security strategy seminar, and full-on mind control operation.Join the Kump Empire.👇 Bonus Episodes

01:01:47

Ep. 223 Sydney Sweeney's Sophie's Choice

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2025/08/04

Ray is back from a pinkeye-related hospital stay and ready to unravel the controversy around Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad, which some are calling a eugenics dog whistle. He and Lucie dive deep into the marketing logic (or lack thereof), whether Jay Schottenstein is offering an olive branch to white nationalists, and the collapse of ad agency standards. Then it spirals: Gaza starvation denial, Quiznos rats vs Grimace, the ethics of full-contact haunted houses, a pitch for the Dinosaur Hotel

01:03:10

Ep. 222 Endgame of Epstein

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2025/07/24

The Wall Street Journal reports that Donald Trump was personally informed in May that his name appears in the Epstein files. Ray and Lucy unpack the story, explore the suspiciously timed MLK assassination file dump, and debate which dead historical figures could’ve ended up on the island.Also in this episode:– Bill & Hillary subpoenaed over Ghislaine– Obama fires back at Trump’s “coup” accusation– Vatican silence theory– Ozzy Osbourne RIP– “Guilty Pig of the Week”– A philosophical showdown:

01:06:36

Ep. 221 New Coke, Epstein Hoax?

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2025/07/19

Donald Trump is slamming his own supporters over Epstein conspiracy talk, and Ray is vindicated—just as Coca-Cola reportedly returns to cane sugar. Coincidence?Also in this episode:– The story of Cain and Abel as soda prophecy– A masterclass on carbonated seduction– Why we should’ve been a battery-cutting YouTube channel– The mystery of binders, Dan Bongino, and Epstein– The Mafia, JFK, and coupon book intelligence– Johnny Got His Gun and transhumanist hell– Ray’s proposal for a client list protest

01:04:07

Ep. 220 Superman vs Epstein

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2025/07/15

We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology tour and his new creepily apologetic vibe with Lois Lane. We get into why the Epstein memo actually dropped this week, the Mongol toddler archer program, Soviet goal-setting efficiency, and what a desk job looks like in the upcoming cannibal labor economy. Plus: Ray’s childhood crabapple trauma, a defense of violent unions, and why Batman is the real

01:03:06

Ep. 219 Bob Vylan Deported?

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2025/07/04

Ray celebrates the 4th of July with a look at the Bob Dylan/Bob Vylan mix-up, Zionist fences, and what counts as “punk” in 2025. Also: U.S. visa freakouts, psyop lyricism, Gaza breadlines, the return of Big Beautiful Bill, and the death of Michael Madsen.Plus: Should Ray lie about being at the Freak Off for podcast clout?🎧 Get bonus episodes every week: patreon.com/raykump

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