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23:04

Homeless to Colonize Mars and Then Be Run Off the Land

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2025/02/13

Send us a text This week Brian and Brian discuss how to embalm unwanted children in Diet Coke and how Samboy BBQ flavoured potato chips are to be implanted into the brains of the gullible in search of the unobtainable. This week also saw the Brians launch a new product onto the global market. The fully adjustable arse licking ladder (or ass licking, if you like donkeys) Stocks keep running out so buy one now before they all run out. On a lighter note the economy is still trickling down ...

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27:27

Tumors, Tangents and Troubadours

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2025/02/06

Send us a text This week Brian and Brian bring you another action packed look at the 2025 International Jesus look-a-like competition. Eighty-seven finalists from sixty-four countries and three planets via for the ultimate honour of being crowned Jesus of the year. Judges will need to have a keen eye and a strong arm to nail all these competitors up, so put on your best loincloth, pull up a donkey and get ready to throw a few stones. On a side note Barry is available all next week for all you...

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20:48

Stephen Hawking, Whales and the Sun.

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2025/01/30

Send us a textThis week the Brians explore Tasmanium as the centre of Australia's space program. Not only has Tasmanium got 77% of all the necessary technology, minerals and optimism to make space travel a reality for the average person; but you will also be able to take your pets.

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28:30

Don's Knob, Voting for Fun and Profit and The Idiots...

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2025/01/23

Send us a textThis week the Brians contemplate moving to Antartica for the next four years or more whilst the Lunatics drive the United States and bits of the earth into the abyss of the Mariana Trench. Elon Musky and Asstrailia's own Fuhrer-in-waiting, Potater Dutton make plans to split the planet in two, drag half to Mars for the rich and powerful and leave the shitty half right for the rest of us scum.On a lighter note we are all doomed for the foreseeable future.

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21:03

Oprah Windfrier, Megan Marklemurker, Shetland Ponies...

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2025/01/16

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian discuss philanthropy, philistines and Dr Phil. They draw the conclusion that the world is neither flat nor round but more obelisk shape due to the number of chromosomes now available at Walmart.Oprah Windfrier makes a surprise appearance and wrestles Megan Markmurkmucksen in a vat of goat semen whilst the Archbishop of Lawnton Heights blessed the whole affair with a suspicious bulge in his cassock.On a sombre tone the Brians bury Barry in a shallow grav...

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31:30

Charles Darwin's Theory of Drink Driving, Marsupials,...

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2025/01/09

Send us a textIn this episode The Brians reveal the best way to deal with all the shit presents and resolutions that clog up a fresh new year. Charles Darwin summed it up best when he said "Throw that shit in the ocean!"The truth about wombats is discussed and we learn how to make barometric pressure your friend.

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19:22

Darwin's Theory of Relativity, Spider-Jesus Vs Bat...

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2025/01/02

Send us a textThis week the Brians recall the trials and tributaries of Asstralia's northern capital territory place, the majestic and sweaty City of Charles Darwin. Once prized as the home of dirt, gravel and roadkill; this plucky little back passage has been through the wars over the years. Literally! Bombed by Japanese interior decorators in WW2 and blown down, sucked off and spat out by the aptly named Cyclone Dick Tracy in 1974 and again in parts of 1978 or 9, Charles Darwin T...

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32:13

S 24 Ep 52 2024 Xmas Edition - Non-Binary Apostles,...

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2024/12/26

Send us a textWrapping up this years events like a stinking bag of prawn shells in a Murdoch newspaper, Brian and Brian unravel the magic and mystery of the festive seasons with all the understanding, warmth and spottiness of a leper with his (or her) scabs torn off. The somewhat true tale of the not-so-baby Jeesus and some of his henchman is explained in simple language for simpletons and smart asses alike....and speaking of asses, the annual donkey salesman of the year award is announc...

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16:38

S24 Ep 51 P Diddy, Jail Oil, Umbrage and Death-Coin

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2024/12/19

Send us a textThis week the Brians realise that jail time is much easier these days now one doesn't have to bend over to pick up the soap. Handy pump packs of Diddy Oil is now being introduced to the Professional Corrective Services division of P Diddler Enterprises. The Diddler himself is overseeing the introduction of this eagerly awaited product to inmates and wardens alike.Nothing says I love your body more than a good diddling in the shower with thugs, murderers and the incarcerated inno...

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31:56

S24 Ep50 McMusk Neural Chips and Other Post Election...

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2024/12/12

Send us a textThis week the Brians reflect on what the upcoming Awstrarliun election means for the average Antipodean Pedestrian and how The Right Dishonourable Peter Dutton, Minister for Castrating Everything will inevitably win; leading to mass "What the fuck have we done!", which will also inevitably follow.On a lighter note....Donald Trump....aaaagggghhhh!

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20:41

S 24 Ep 48 Booming Pitchfork Sales, Five Year Old...

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2024/11/28

Send us a textIt's been a funny old week for Brian as the mighty Aardvark 2400 cross-crisses the only bit of the southern hemisphere that doesn't have rabies. Rabid people of dubious morals and intent maybe; but as far as you can throw a herring.... no actual live cases of rabies.Brian on the other hand is staying behind at Herring Central Headquarters to make paper planes and enjoy some welcome nudity. Many people have been asking where the Brians get their thermo nuclear urine-proof cl...

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32:49

S 24 Ep 47 NRA Early Learning and Shooting Centres,...

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2024/11/21

Send us a textThis week the Brians jump on a horse called Umerica as the Trumpet's new administrangulation reveals it's ultra-dynamic plans to make the NRA head of The Department of Education. The NRA Child Centre for the Mutilation and Desecration of the Human Race promises to be the cornerstone of Governor Elon Musk's experimental Cloning and Super Race Program. Nice one Musky! Also, Brian announces his bold plans for a nationwide evangelical blitzkrieg. This monumental....and we do me...

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28:11

S 24 Ep 46 Horse Pox, The Melbourne Cup and...

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2024/11/14

Send us a textThis week the Brians reflect on the race that stopped a nation and gave it Horse Pox and how much better it would be if donkeys were not only substituted for those ugly horse things; but they were allowed to bet on their own races.There is a substantial amount of discussion about Jesus fondness for asses and his fondness of cooking with poo.On a lighter note the Pope reveals the latest sex dolls in the Vatican gift shop.Get in now for Christmazz.

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30:43

S 24 Ep 45 P Diddy, Greek Pyramids, Fat Presidents,...

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2024/11/08

Send us a textBetter late than never, just like the apocalypse; this weeks episplode explores the possibilities of powering small nations through the cremation of extremely weight challenged fatties. Fork lifts at the ready for this Presidential episode as Brian and Brian stoke up the oven and delve into the 47 carcinogenic herbs and spices that power the smallest brain of any Americaniaum president since Howdy Doody.On a heavier note Barry's diet has gone straight to hell. He is eating his o...

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19:06

S 24 Ep 44 Nuclear Winter and Beak Action.

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2024/10/31

Send us a textTonight and tomorrow both Brian and Brian alternate about the futility and the future of this thing called Earth. Yes, Brian Talk becomes the go-to language of this generation when discussing the effects of man's ponchant for warming this planet and others like it or if they don't like it and stuff.Due to the lack of Law Suits against the Herrings, Brian concludes that some upturning of tables or defacing artefacts will be on the agenda to put the SHE up in lights or flames...

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30:47

S 24 Ep 43 Testicle Tattoos and NASA Contracts.

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2024/10/23

Send us a textBrian talks at length about waving at people who aren't there. Yes, this phenomenon that has been embraced by the world and is synonymous with a ginger haired racist, sexist, compulsive Liar and con artist who resides in New York. Guess who?The Brian's reminisce about the olden days when a Contract signed in blood and covered in Nicotine meant something.On an interesting note, neither Brian or Brian go through the whole Poocast without going to the toilet or having copious amoun...

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20:43

S 24 Ep 42 The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and Burrowing...

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2024/10/16

Send us a textTonight on the Experiment, the Brian's refuse to have an escape hatch and dive deep into their life and times with Celebrity Singers, Songwriters and Bands. Not only did the Brian's have influence over their songs but also their bodily functions. Everybody, well some people, know that John Lennon, Elton and the Boss, Bruce Sprinklesteen, were all enthralled by the Brian's Martini nights, the animal tossing competitions and the abundance of Bubgerigar food all under 905 roov...

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23:34

S24 Ep 41 Maggie Smith, Grand Final Tap Washers and...

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2024/10/10

Send us a textThis week the Brians fire up the diesel powered, petrol driven Sherman tank and do a few laps during the half time break at the AFL grand final.They celebrate the football massacre by visiting Doctor Dennis Dentist's cryogenic playground. Micheal Jackson's head comes to dinner and Bubbles the testicle-less chimp peels the big banana known as water conservation.On a lighter note .......lots of celebrity deaths!

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23:41

S24 Ep40 Wild Dogs, Vatican Gift Shop and The Old New...

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2024/10/03

Send us a textThis week the Brians relive some of the glory hole days of Lower Chermside Heights and the packs of wild dogs that roamed the streets and shopped at the Southern Hemisphere's earliest consumer materpiece..... The Chermside Drive-in Shopping Centre. Just a cars throw from the Lower Chermside Heights Abattoir and a mere 6 minutes crawl from the Upper Chermside Heights Gallows, this magnificent capitalist institution served as the perfect playground and human laboratory for Br...

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29:31

S 24 Ep 39 A Simply Brian Affair.

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2024/09/27

Send us a textBrian and the third Brian discuss for an insurmountable amount, er, very, very, very, very long long, er, chat adnauseum, er, discuss the many and varied extremes of the written and spoken word.With Summer approaching, Brian has pulled out all stops and give way signs to ensure his newly built Ice Skating Rink will be officially unveiled and blessed by P Diddy by this time next week. That is if the prison escape is all GO.Brian brings sand crabs, a lobster and a sea monkey into ...

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