The Siamese Herring Experiment

27:06

S 8888 Ep 9 Bevan Sex Dolls. Lumberjack Soup and the...

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2026/10/01

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian visit their old Mate, Confidant and Boozing partner, the Pope, at his place. The usual shenanigans ensue and before you know it, everyone that's clothed is dressed as a Pirate. Brian, the absolute connessuir of fine food, alcoholic drinks and opium is intrigued and filled with joy at the taste of the Lumberjack Soup. Sitting in the Vatican Bar on level 7 Brian imbibes in multiple bowls of said soup, while playing Badminton with a Leper and a Bishop. Both Brian...

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23:46

S 8888 Ep 2 Homeless People with Jobs, Titillation...

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2026/09/17

Send us Fan Mail On this week's Episplode, Brian and Brian explain Geography for our loyal and simple listeners. Yes, Zimbabwe is mentioned and covered extensively by Brian using many languages, a chicken and a bucket. The other, but more important subject both Brian's fussed over is to do with is the good old Bus Terminus and associated outbuildings, the free busrides, the graffiti and the stabbings. All good wholesome fun but never on time. Brian pinpoints a grand old time when every adult ...

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31:39

S 20 Ep 26 Laurie Priddy, Brunch Coats, Hessian and...

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2026/09/03

Send us Fan Mail After a large amount of divergence, disregard and discrepancies, both Brian's confer at great length about the seriousness of Livestock roaming the Auditoriums of most Capital Cities and a small country town that's now underwater. Once the discussion hits a resonance not seen at Herring Central this Millenia, Brian unleashes a monologue of torture and self servingness that even Mr. Umbecki was frowning and contemplating suicide. Of course both Brian's reminisce about the gran...

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21:59

Jail Time, Loopholes and Necro-Beastiality for Beginners

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2026/08/20

Send us Fan Mail After a lengthy hiatus, the Brians can now reveal they have been on a double secret undercover operation to find out whether souvlaki can cure cancer. Although the results were spectacularly vague, it was confirmed that it can actually cause cancer if smeared on the genitals incorrectly. On a lighter note.....feathers. PS Some shit the lawyer said to put in if we didn't want to go to jail again. Cunts! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/ale...

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33:13

The Antarctic Ice Company, Johnny Bic and Whale...

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2026/05/07

Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode Brian and Brain and not so much Barry, go on a fishing expedition in the heartland of downtown Antarctica. Brian strikes upon the idea of harvesting ice mites as a substitute fuel source only to realise that he is not wearing any pants and may freeze his enormous stoic off. Meanwhile Bevan enters Barry's icehole and hilarity and pneumonia break out. On a more serious note, the ghost of Mawson's Hut appears at the chemist and enquires about cough me...

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13:24

Let's be Frank! Thring is the Thing! Available in all...

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2026/04/16

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian recount their endless summer days of dementia and go-karting the slopes of Mt Kilimanjaro in a one piece bathing suit. Paw Paws are now in season for $6.99 a cubit and the winter snows are rapidly approaching the border of Australia and Mrs Pretty's residence by the rubbish tip. All this spells fun, frivolity and chemical burns for Barry and Bevan. On a lighter note The End of Days is coming along nicely.

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30:29

S 666 Ep 1 Easter Eggs and The Bones of God.

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2026/04/02

Send us Fan Mail On this special 1956 revised edition of, "Is your Mother a Barnacle" The Brian's take stock and a bit of a chance on an Easter gather a thon, that is, a Play with Sperm Whales as characters, a light show and a Duck with Arthritis and Gangrene. In Part 2 of this Epiglottis of fun, debauchery and sewing, Brian discusses the finer points of boozing in the Bar on level 7 of the Vatican. Yes, that magnificent room full of Offal, Vagabonds and ornate Sherry glasses that glow in the...

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18:34

Seal Clubbing, Mawson's Hut Franchises and the...

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2026/03/19

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brain reveal the astonishing news that Brian is absconding...I mean emigrating from the infamous Lawnton Heights Herring Compound to the Antartica thingy. This is where the Mawson's Hut Franchise Empire is being launched as soon as Ji Ji PINGGG! can drag himself away from the Kremlin Nightclub and cut the ribbon with a tank. On a less interesting note, Barry reprises his Tony Award winning role as the corpse of Tony Abbottt and scares the local children to...

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33:38

Nail Guns, Crucifixtion, Dadaism and PVC

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2026/02/19

Send a text This week the Brians explore the donkey powered compressor and how low cost condominiums were built in the Middle Ages. Also Bevan watches on as Barry is stuffed into a piece of PVC tubing and fired into the desert where he meets a host of hilarious characters who kill and eat him. As well as also, the miracle of Jesus turning lesbians into fish is discussed by a number of historical experts in the nude. In a lighter vein, Bevan is also stuffed into a PVC pipe but is too fat...

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29:22

S 666 Ep 111 Errol Flynn, Pirates and Mawsons Hut.

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2026/01/29

Send us a text After starting the New Year with a bang, the Brian's continue on their quest to inform the loyal Earth millions of the trauma and tempest that will engulf them like a fat kid eating a cake. Brian, in his wisdom and obvious likelihood that he really has brain damage discusses the reasons why Orstraylya has to be given the rights to hosting the Winter Olympics on the beautiful shores of Antarctica. Yes, that barren wasteland that Orstraylya owns. Arctic Pigeon racing and the Pola...

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24:53

S 666 Ep 333 Glow in the Dark Lead.

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2026/01/08

Send us a text Brian, Brian, the other Brian's and Barry return from The Vatican to establish the heads up for the coming year. After much discussion, opium and arm wrestling with Pope Moe, both Brian's conclude that 20mm drainage Lead will be the go to item at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Pope blessed Drainage Lead and Lead Kitty Litter requisites for years if not months ahead. Brian talks at length about 3I Atlas docking at Lawnton Heights and the kerfuffle, wondrous sights and the O...

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23:18

S 666 Ep 999 Santa Claus and Satan Noclaws debate...

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2025/12/25

Send us a text On this intriguing Christmas edition of Why is my son a Gorilla, Brian and Brian reveal all of the truths and just a bit of made up stuff about Jesus. Yes, son of Dog, the all fearing and somewhat despondant chap who became the Messiah we all talk about this day just to receive gifts and maybe a free lunch. With sleigh bells ringing and Santa's helpers, Jeremy, Leroy, Basil, Doug and Tyrone furiously assembling gifts for the kiddies of the world and Santa's Tobbacanist and Slei...

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26:58

S 709 Ep 710 Triceratops, Koalas, Charles Darwin and...

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2025/12/11

Send us a text Brian and Brian find good use for a stunned Rat on this week's heart-warming episode of the Herrings. Yes, Rats with mobility issues always rate well in the Cyberspace world and don't the Brian's milk it, literally for all its worth. Speaking of the AI Atlas Celestial-a-tron, Brian speaks way too long and far beyond a reasonable grasp of the English language about dirt, gases, grit and gravel just to give Mick O'Reilly some cheap advertising. It's a fuckin menace and head...

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16:15

Whales Visit the Gold Coast and Wreak Havoc at the...

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2025/11/27

Send us a text This weeks episode has been cobbled together with thoughts, prayers and liquid gravel by Barry whilst he is in offshore detention. Unfortunately Barry has been scooped up in a "Homeless Clean Up" campaign introduced by Queenslands own political potato Adrian Christafoolish. The government does not regard an old suitcase under a set of stairs an actual dwelling, although we do believe the local government will be renting out such spaces come the Brisbanuim Olympic Ga...

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24:07

S 9001 Ep 3 RFK and Marty Scoresaysee walk into a...

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2025/11/13

Send us a text As the AI Atlas 3000 hurtles through the Milky Way on a collision course with Billy Mumy and Captain Spock on the Goodship Lollypop, the Brian's discuss at breath the fascination of space travel and skin infections. Brian ponders the new world order that is RFK and his magnificent brainial thing that keeps churning out words of wisdom in his velvet voice only a helicopter blade could understand. Also, the Chinese have ventured into the world of skid marks and inter galactic fun...

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32:38

The Melbourne Cup, Diarrhea and the Golden Shotgun

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2025/10/31

Send us a text The race that startles a nation, The Melbourne Cup; will this year be hosted by Albo's BBQ Bonanza and Abattoir Requisites. Millions of dollars are gambled away this first Tuesday in November, but Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albuquerque will make sure all the kiddies of these degenerate gambling addicts will not go hungry. All 257 horses running in this years race will be humanely massacred, chain sawed into lumps and gracefully charred on an open gasoline fuelled BBQ. Ki...

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29:01

The Best Wi-Fi on Mars, Neural Links, Marmosets and...

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2025/10/16

Send us a text In another delightfully stupid week full of herring, Brian and Brian recount the halogen days of Australia Post and Brian's relationship with all and sundry who work at Lower Lawnton Heights most successful stamp and assault weapon emporium, JJ's Stamps and Ammo. On a heavier note, the Brians catch up with your mum and give her some long overdue badminton lessons.

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17:39

Australia Rules Football, Cancer and Hot Dogs

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2025/10/02

Send us a text This week the Brians investigate startling allegations that Orstralia is not Orstria and anyway they can't play football with or without incriminating photos of grown men with members of another species. Later in the episode, after a visit to the United Nations; the Brians manage to convince 190 member states to exclusively use hot dog cannons in all future wars. The Russkies and Yanks still like the good old days and no one gives a fuck what the Israelianites think. Cunts. On ...

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30:47

S 911 Ep 119 Badminton with the Police and Soapboxes.

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2025/09/18

Send us a text Brian and Brian discuss the intricacies of dealing with the local Police department and the ways and means of making it a good business decision. From securing lost property and stolen goods, to hoarding physical evidence to be put before the Courts, the Brian's detail the size of the Shed and Pit required to relieve the Coppers of the stuff and allow you to store it at your location. For a fee, the Brian's will show you how to successfully pilfer from said stash and stuff and ...

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21:31

S 3217 Ep 665 Testicle stapling and Hemlines.

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2025/09/04

Send us a text On tonight's Episplode, Brian and Brian ask the logical and somewhat profound question that the world has pondered for centuries, and yes, the answer is outstanding. Er, due to copyright laws, a Cat and perjury, this may not be accurate. Brian of his own volition, categorises at length his attitude and enjoyment of Patina. Yes, that biological extract that all and sundry are discussing and enthusing about in all English speaking countries here and elsewhere, and stuff. On a non...

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