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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:25:45

Florida woman urinated on furniture and appliances in...

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2026/03/27

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman has his Rolex watch stolen by a Florida woman with "Dream Gril" neck tattoo. Florida woman named "Candy Land" was sentenced for selling drug infused candy to kids. Florida woman urinated on and destroyed thousands of dollars worth of furniture and appliances in multiple Airbnb's. Florida woman punched a Costco customer and then met an axe.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's

00:21:40

Professor proposes to student in the middle of class...

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2026/03/26

Professor in India proposed to student in middle of class and then received a beat down by students on campus. Lion King composer sues comedian/podcaster for $26million for mis-translating the lyrics. Philadelphia airport the record for the world's longest cheeeteak.

00:20:36

Stalker broke into a home and sucked on a woman's...

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2026/03/25

Man arrested and sentenced 6 years for breaking into a home and sucking on a woman's toes. Scientists discover the age children become cunning little liars. Boner Bear Honey, the gas station erectile dysfunction syrup has been recalled for dangerous ingredients. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:17:42

Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player shot a...

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2026/03/24

Russian woman who don't want children will be sent to the Government Psychologist. A quadruple amputee and professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Doctors say we may be able to grow new teeth by 2030.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:23:58

Father and son banned from donating sperm after...

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2026/03/23

Sharks in Bahamas filled with cocaine, painkillers and caffeine. Barbie Dolls contaminated with fentanyl in Missouri. Father and son are banned from donating sperm after fathering over 600 children in Canada. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:26:51

Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage...

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2026/03/20

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman seals $600k worth of potatoes. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed for 5 months despite being discharged. Florida woman sues after coworker says she smells like the Middle East. Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy

00:22:40

Thief used Google Translate to rob a Peruvian...

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2026/03/19

Thief used Google Translate to rob a restaurant. In a town in France, Hittler is running against Zielinksi for mayor. Would you try the newest kind of yoga, snake yoga?Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the

00:24:43

Study shows 19 million Americans think of shooting...

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2026/03/18

New technology allows plastic surgeons to inject you with the fat of dead people. The bear on the Bernese coat of arms gets to keep it's little red penis. New research shows 19million Americans have seriously thought about shooting somebody.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:20:23

Deaf woman removed from plan for "not listening"....

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2026/03/17

Pot smoking linked to bigger brains and better cognitive functions later in life. German tourist sues a NYC taco restaurant for salsa that is too spicy. Deaf woman removed from Frontier Airlines flight for not listening. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:22:49

Man falls into a hole with a bear inside. Kickboxer...

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2026/03/16

Man in Japan fell into a hole with a bear inside. Marathon runners are churning butter as they run. Kickboxer pulls a car using just his testicles.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:29:30

Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta...

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2026/03/13

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman prisoner snuck away from jail work duties to have sex in a porta potty. Drunk butt-tattoo'd Florida lady gives police Q-tips when asked for driver's license. Floridaman cop stalked and pulled over an actress just to flirt with her. Florida sheriff claims no, a Floridaman was not kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city for them.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only

00:18:09

Man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants in his pants....

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2026/03/12

Chinese man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants via Kenya. Girlscouts realize teaming up with a weed dispensary equals cookie sales. Canadian officials rescue 23 ice fisherman on a drifting ice sheet that broke away from shore. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:16:55

Braindead woman wakes up when her ambulance hits a...

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2026/03/11

Irish woman awarded damages after her boss repeatedly yelled, "Potato" at her. "Literally Anyone Else" runs for mayor of a Texas town. Braindead woman comes back to life when her ambulance hits a pothole in India. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

00:21:27

Testical covers are banned from saunas in Japan....

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2026/03/10

In-sauna testical covers are being banned in Japan. Tourist arrested after kidnapping and torturing a flamingo at The Flamingo in Las Vegas. Police warn there are corcodiles everywhere after major flooding in Australia.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:25:08

Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR...

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2026/03/09

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman uses taco seasoning packets to steal Pokemon cards worth thousands. Florida woman with no right hand is ticketed for driving with her phone in her right hand. Floridaman used drug money to buy an ice cream truck for the kids. Floridaman and NASCAR fan threw cremated ashes onto the racetrack during a race.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News

00:19:46

Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy...

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2026/03/05

Study shows: older male whales are better at procreating because they are better at singing. Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin. Gen Z holds a live wrestling speed-dating event. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:20:32

Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017....

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2026/03/04

Dallas woman declared dead 4 times since 2017. Convicted serial stowaway gets caught again sneaking on a flight to Europe. Polymarket betting co. removes bet on nuclear armageddon in 2026. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -

00:18:32

Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national...

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2026/03/03

Woman arrested for disrespecting the national anthem at karaoke night. Scientists created tomatoes that smell just like popcorn. Government hotline gives callers English with a Spanish accent instead of Spanish language option.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:27:13

Man claims world's smallest penis and is accepting...

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2026/03/02

Illinois state sandwich will switch to the Italian Beef sandwich after a vote in the house. Georgia man found competent to stand trial despite removing both his eyeballs in jail. Man claiming to have world's smallest penis is accepting all challenges disputing his claim (with photos). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy

00:23:42

Floridaman stabbed for denying sex to trans woman...

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2026/02/27

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman is stabbed after denying sex to an adult content creator because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman exposes himself and conducts lewd behavior toward a woman but claims it wasn't sexually motivated. Floridaman killed trying to invade Cuba in a boat with 9 of his friends. Floridaman destroys a Chinese Restaurant witha. shovel, claims he is the messiah sent to stop a new Covid outbreak. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5

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