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Every Number One Ever

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A comedy podcast for pop music historians. Join us as we keep or bin every UK number one!

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55:25

Episode 128 - Tongue Before Horses

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/05/12

Boom! Wham! Thwipnk! This is an episode that blew us out of the water. Repetition? You betcha! Shock twist and turns? Oh most definitely sir. Plus we talk "The Troubles", the absolute boredom of a certain glam star's release history, and the tyranny of Mr Whippy!

51:55

Episode 127 - Whattree?!

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/05/05

We're off to a sexy start this week, before we're hit in midships by a biggy! Oh my gosh. Did... did that actually happen?! It was hiding in plain sight all along and no one knew.

01:10:52

Episode 125 - The Chin Heard Around The World

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/04/21

We're keeping it topical this week. We discuss the latest astronaut (as The Simpsons taught us "the driver is essentially ballast"); a long-passed choreographer with overly coiffed hair; re-encounter 'the chin'; mention Ocean's 11l; and we hear possibly the worst piece of music the pod has EVER had.

01:34

A Update from ENOE Towers

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/04/07

Just a quick bit of info for you. We'll be back NEXT WEEK ladles and jellyspoons!

01:19:36

Episode 122 - And Finally, Clock Have Their Moment In...

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/03/10

In this episode, Matt will not rest and will not relent until Clock are given due consideration and appreciation. Once that's out of the way, we then get down to business with an encounter with the nation's favourite monkey, Craig continue's to strafe indiscriminately at the Popeye movie, and Liam threatens to lick people again. Plus some music in there too. And sorry, its a BUMPER episode this week. We really need to be more concise in our ramblings.

01:00:18

Episode 120 - The Aubergine Is A Fruit

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/02/24

In which Craig wants to get ploughed, we discovery who has the most leathery appendage, and we embark on a short trip to Faliraki to find the source of the #ffj. Plus, the usual nonsense and some music gets discussed in there at some point too.

01:10:49

Episode 119 - Bluey Rug Island

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/02/17

Its week like this week when one has to wonder if we're really doing god's work in helping us all towards the light, or if the devil really does make work for idle hands? Do you subscribe the irenaean or augustinian theodicies of podcasting? Have I properly lost the plot? Likely.

01:10:57

Episode 114 - Twittling

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/01/13

In which our heroes encounter a teeny tiny nip, bad underwear, a mouthful of marbles, someone shouting, charity and ice dancers. A lot of weirdness, maybe one day we might discuss music? You never know.

01:05:34

Episode 113 - It's All To Do With Legs

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/01/06

In this episode we do the usual stuff, but also tackle dating websites, Craig's burgeoning documentary career, hear about Matt's trouser situation, find out who was suckling a lamb (or a pig), remind you about the Capitol B-list, and end with a rather sad fact about a boy band. Its all the usual set of oddities. ENJOY!

01:00:46

Episode 112 - Happy Good Day

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/12/30

We're 112 episodes in now. Finding ways to entice you or otherwise tickle your intellectual pickle in these descriptor is proving more and more challenging. AND lets be honest, why would you start here? Go back to the start you weirdo. Those non-weirdos: welcome... in ENOE jam.

01:01:40

Episode 111 - Our Prawn Ring

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/12/23

Just like the internal logic of our podcast, this will be our number one episode DURING Christmas and as such it will be our xmas episode. And just like the presents one might receive on xmas, some of them are very much welcome additions and others will be regifted quicker than you can say "unana-bin!". From all of our at ENOE towers, have a very merry Christmas you lovely ho's.

01:01:23

Episode 110 - So It Goes

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/12/16

This week the halls of ENOE towers are stuffed to bursting with record breakers, awful Christmas songs featuring MCs, mid 00s dance tunes (I shan't use the word "banger" here), 50s schlock, and perhaps even a Beatles number. At least its eclectic I suppose? You'd get bored if they were all good ones.

01:04:31

Episode 109 - Justice for Scrivens!

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/12/09

Dear listener, this episode will leave you gagged and appalled at Craig's confession of wrongdoing and duplicity! We can only apologise to Mr Scrivens for the hurt and emotional trauma such an admission of guilt might bring to the fore. We would like it known that the behaviour of Mr Lowe does not reflect on the law-abiding nature of ENOE productions. Plus, sharp beards, a holiday song, and a little bit of hepatitis.

57:30

Episode 108 - Pato Tinted Lenses

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/12/02

This episode arrived late into your feeds. Guess why? Yes dear listener, thats right. I fell asleep. At one point my hammy hands rested on my keyboard and typed "lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" for seven pages. But what you can do eh? Better late than never. Once you've heard it you may have wished I'd have slept for longer.

57:30

Episode 107 - Stroking The Magnets

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/11/25

I should say that, whilst this is a lovely bit of nonsense from us this week, it is also perhaps a little... blue? Not the boy band. Its all a little risqué so be warned. Also, are those the mellifluous tones of Ainsley we hear? And will our sticky friend return?

01:03:34

Episode 103 - Cliffmas '24

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/10/28

Its a good job that this week is the week that includes Halloween, because you wouldn't actually believe that this episode went down the way it did. It was bizarre! And there is frankly nothing I can do by way of explanation to mediate expectations or otherwise prepare you for whats about to go down. Good luck.

58:00

Episode 99 - Putting Mungo On Trial

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/09/30

99 is a big number. You know what the next one is right?! That probably explains why we're all a bit weird and giddy at the start of this. This week we've come over all dictionary corner as we learn what JLS really stands for, and how you properly spell Derulo. Oh and how Mungo Jerry sealed Elvis' fate.

55:18

Episode 98 - Blue Caused WHAT?!

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/09/23

We're gonna blow this conspiracy wide open! Did you know that Wales is more important than... what? Oh thats not what you should say today mate. And also this is the episode where we give someone a very unfortunate nickname. Sorry Diana (not that Diana, despite the Wales connection). I'm sure this all seems very vague but it'll make sense what you've heard it.

52:11

Episode 97 - Main Course Same As Starter

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/09/16

Well without wanting to spoil the entire show, realistically we could have done this whole thing in 25 minutes. Had we been more brutal, swift and ruthless with our inevitable judgments, we could all have had time for an extra pint. Oh and Liam saw the northern lights... which was nice.

01:08:54

Episode 96 - Wood Is Class

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/09/09

In which our intrepid heroes once again open the tomb of pop's past (and passed) and dust their bones for treasure. Craig reveals himself as a hater, Liam shares a celeb story from his party days, and we find out just what Fergie (not that one) was thinking about aviation technologies.

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