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Every Number One Ever

DAACast Productions

A comedy podcast for pop music historians. Join us as we keep or bin every UK number one!

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77:52

Episode 156 - Bumming Windy Miller

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/11/24

Huge apologies to all of those of Trumptonshireites who hold ol' Windy in high regard. But he is a hungry bottom and you all know it. I think this is supposed to be a music podcast but we're so far from the beaten track now that its taken on a mind of its own. Not many episodes to go!

68:05

Episode 154 - Schlâger Höle

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/11/10

SEX! Yes, lets see if we type that into the episode description if we get a bump in numbers. Also the episode title mentions holes and looks a bit german so... you know.

73:24

Episode 152 - Children Are Stupid

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/10/27

In these troubled times let these descriptions be a lighthouse, a beacon, a big... thing I suppose, that can always be relied on to be entirely irrelevant and irreverent. WILLIES! There's also a podcast you can listen to as well as read this. Its episode 152 - come on, get on with it. Not many left now!

78:00

Episode 151 - Vladimir Lennon

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/10/20

As this train trundles to the end of the line we appear to be picking up speed. Thats probably because loads of the bulkheads have fallen off, the windows are all smashed, and the electrics are totally shot. But part of that means we go on long circular rants like this, all for your amusement. OKLOVEYOUBYE!

79:07

Episode 150 - The Hangover Part IV

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/10/13

A bumper episode this week, recorded in person no less! This is why you shouldn't get us all together very often; we just rant and rant! The most important thing this week? I could spoil it, but I shan't... but there's gonna be an announcement... soon my darlings...

83:24

Episode 149 - J.D.D.D (Jim Dale Deep Dive)

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/10/05

This weeks the staff at ENOE Towers dredge through another 9 pieces of random nonsense from pop history, they deal with awful humans, and Liam mentions morse code fists (but never explains it). Plus we fall in love with Jim Dale and most particularly Jim Dale's best fans.

76:48

Episode 148 - Roboncé

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/09/29

Less than 15 episodes to go, we'll be done by xmas. Will you miss us? Will you be as thankful as we are to get to the very end of the grand project? Some of these songs are getting OLD now. Number 3 is like getting punched in the face with a vodka redbull. No. Thank. You. Just keep swimming. We'll get to shore soon enough.

71:53

Episode 147 - The Hawaiian Touch

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/09/22

Let's shed all pretence of this being anything other than glib marketing. For some reason, episode 145 spiked with listeners. In this description I mentioned kung fu, ancient wisdom, craft (maybe its a beer thing), being nobs, and the title mentioned love eggs. I wonder if we'll get another massive spike (ooo er missus) if I put the same words in again. Have we discovered some magic formula? That being said, with only 100 or so tracks to go do we actually want any new listeners?!

70:43

Episode 145 - Mary Whitehouse's Love Egg

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/09/08

Honestly, the boys deserved their luck this week. They really can't be trusted. Or maybe like the ancient wisdom of drunken kung fu, they're actually masters of their craft and merely trying to wrong foot you. Or maybe they're just nobs.

69:59

Episode 144 - Just Use My Mouth

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/09/01

We need to offer a public apology for Liam's use of the phrase that became the title of this week's drop from ENOE Towers. He'd had a packet of smarties and a froob and was far too aroused by the whole thing. Also, fear not dear listener, Craig did indeed develop a lovely tan. Plus we review some music.

01:05:16

Episode 143 - Who Is The Most Famous Cherry?

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/08/25

We've got less than 20 episodes to go. As the grand project draws to a close, we encounter a baldie, a scallywag, a plastic lady, another lady, and, as we cover from last week's spicy debate, let us all collect our heads, we ask just who IS the most famous cherry?

58:35

Episode 141 - The Collective Widge

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/08/11

Another week, another nine tracks. We're getting down to the wire now aren't we! Scary stuff! What will we all do when this is done? Go about our lives?! How is one to cope?!

01:07:23

Episode 140 - Huey, Jenny, Frankie

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/08/04

Its not Moby Dick, but its certainly a whale of a tune that we encounter this week. Its BIG. But is that a good thing? Plus we show just how little the lads know about the lady-based reproductive system.

56:10

Episode 139 - hello

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/07/28

Today is one of those episodes that might give you whiplash. I should say that this episode was recorded before the 16th of July and thus we don't make reference to certain events around our second artist. Plus we step on an aural boobie trap!

01:05:12

Episode 138 - A Little Bit of Meat in a Soup of Veg

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/07/21

Yes yes yes! We're back with more silly titles and sillier "banter" (horrible word). In fact, "bants" is a word for the lowest echelon of humanity. If you participate in "bants" then you are officially dead to us. Sorry, where was I... Oh yeah. Its ENOE!

01:04:06

Episode 137 - A Lot Of People Are From Oldham

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/07/14

This week, in between the music chat, we talk about the lost computer wars (Amstrad), a bit of East is East, the strange history of Gregorian chanting in pop music, and lovely ol' Bernard Cribbins gets a look in. Plus the usual nonsense.

01:10:17

Episode 136 - Pilchard In A Pickle

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/07/07

Hark... do you hear it... on the wind... the faint chiming of bells and a whiff of trademan's tea. It also get a bit creepy, a bit stupid, and we move from one shore to another. Trust me, it'll make sense once you've listened to it.

54:04

Episode 134 - Boo, Indood!

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/06/23

There is a lot of walk of boys bits here, for which we would apologise... except we shan't. And some poop too. Its all a bit lavatorial this week. Sorry not sorry. Hashtag shan't.

59:46

Episode 131 - We’re Not Exactly In Baudelaire Territory

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/06/02

Roll up! Roll up! That’s right folks. Step right up and witness the most incredibly, jawslackingly, uppity, pretentious title we’ve ever managed as a show. Trust Craig and Liam to argue to this degree of absurdity. We also talk about music too. So we’ve got that going for us.

01:06:33

Episode 129 - Theme from The Burgerdoctor

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/05/19

This show is sometimes like being in a gaslighting relationship. Half the time when you expect great stuff, we're left with mediocrity, and other times just when you think all hope is lost... THIS happens.

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