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Functional Chaos Podcast

Dev, Jade, and Kali

Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!

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Ep. 68 Tingly Between The Bingly | PERIODS

Functional Chaos Podcast ·

2024/07/08

Hey! Disclaimer! 🤭As you can hopefully tell by the title of this episode, this chaotic trio is shamelessly talking about periods! So if you’re not a bestie that wants to hear non-professional, professional uterus owners talk about their experiences with period based diseases, birth control, and the weird unnecessary shame that surrounds something half of the world's population has or does experience naturally! This weeks episode is brought to you by the letter P! Kali starts off the group

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01:10:51

Ep. 67 Jade Was Stabbed In The Butt | OAKS PARK DISASTER

Functional Chaos Podcast ·

2024/07/01

Hey Chaotic Besties!We have to start this description with a warning and apology🤷‍♀️😅… There was a super embarrassing error made on Kali’s part🤭😅with the audio; so this means the audio was recorded on the phone rather tha through our normal microphones. While extremely embarrassing, I will say it is very on brand for us 😅! What are you gonna do😂. So so sorry, I hope you can forgive us🙃💋! This week is brought to you by the letter, O, and it’s Kali’s individual topic! Kali tells us the

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01:29:44

Ep. 66 Daddy Jack, Father Black | NEWLY-FRIEND GAME

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2024/06/24

This week we come back after a much needed week off. Kali had an accident last week that prevented the episode from being edited and released! We hope you can forgive us with this extra special edition of Functional Chaos!Not really but it’s longer than the episode have been in a while 😅🤷‍♀️! BUT, we do have a chaotic little game for you; brought to you by the letter N, we play the spin-off version of a very commonly known game called, The Newly-Friend Game! We ask each other question to

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01:02:41

Ep. 65 Twenty Dollar Straight Tax | MURDER (Monsters...

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2024/06/10

Happy Pride Month Gay Chaotic Besties!!We got a whole new episode full of chaotic goodness for you! This week we’re ALL here too! Remember a couple weeks ago when Jade talked to us about Killers of the serial variety? Well, it must be the season to talk about true crime cause Dev decided to go with the same theme! Dev brings us our, M, topic in the form of talking about murder cases from the show, Monsters Among Us, available on Hulu. Dev brings us 3 of the most insane cases she has watched on

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01:16:55

Ep. 64 Our ADHD Rages Different | LET ME TELL YOU...

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2024/06/03

Well hello there beautiful people!! It’s amazing to be back with another episode of FC goodness! Although Jade is not on the episode this week! She went out of town on a day trip with a friend she doesn’t get to see very often! So you’re stuck with the Dev and Kali show this week😅! Dev brings us our ice breaker for this week. Inspired by a new TikTok trend, What is something your ex did/said and you stayed with them. Normally this trend is a fast back and forth with a friend… however when was the

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00:55:54

Ep. 63 Word Association Hell | KILLERS (Serial Version)

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2024/05/27

Welcome to another wild week and Holy Shit it’s a miracle we got all 3 of us in the studio again!!In the chaotic world of Kali, Dev and Jade we start the episode off with a “quick” game of word association. This game has been requested since we played it on our One Year Anniversary episode last year! Spoiler Alert, Kali is still terrible at it!😂 Our Individual topic for this week is all about the letter K! Jade brought us killers as our topic; more specifically, serial killers; more more

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01:21:42

Ep. 62 It Smells Like A Florescent Sock | JAIL

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2024/05/20

Hey Chaotic Babes!Remember how last week Jade was off the last week’s episode? Well, Dev is the one skipping out this week instead!😅😂 To be fair she’s out of town to visit some friends! So we can forgive her this time. So, mother has left Jade alone with an unattended Kali! This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter J, and as you can tell from the title of this week’s episode, is Jail! But we aren’t going to be talking about real jail🤭! Do people have habits or behaviors that, if you

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01:05:19

Ep. 61 What’s The Military Need Glitter For? | INSANE...

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2024/05/13

Welcome to your next chaotic episode of your new favorite podcast! Jade had to work this week so it’s a Dev & Kali chaotic party in here😅. This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter I! Since we have an individual topic week, it’s Kali’s turn to give it to us! 😂 As we know Kali spends a lot of time scrolling the multitudes of internet platforms and learns a lot of weird and insane things! Are they true? Who the hell knows! She’s gonna tell us all about it anyway! Trust, that Kali made a

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00:57:41

Ep. 60 My P**sy Hurts, It’s Making Me A Bi**h | HUMAN...

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2024/04/29

Hey Besties! Can you believe we’ve made it a full 4 weeks without getting sick?! Whatever witchy thing y’all are doing is working 😂😂.But on a serious note, Kali brings the icebreaker this week and it is taken from the ever growing conversation about bears and men in woods all across TikTok. If you are experiencing any domestic violence of any kind, here is the National Domestic Violence Hotline phone number, 800-799-7233. The goal of our podcast is to create a space to escape the realities of

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01:16:56

Ep. 59 Happy Birthday Dev! | GOSSIP

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2024/04/22

Welcome Back Chaotic Creatures!🖤✨ And if your new here, welcome to this chaotic fam bam of weirdness! This week’s topic is brought to you by the beautiful letter, G! And since it is an individual topic week, Dev has brought us the discussion! GOSSIP!! Bouncing from categories to topics in pop culture brings lots of hot things to talk about and make a good laugh too! From Gypsy Rose to JoJo Siwa’s new transformations and many other things between. Please know that nothing we say is to be taken

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00:56:42

Ep. 58 Jade Married The Hulk | FOOD!!

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2024/04/15

*Trigger Warning: there are talks of eating disorders in this episode. We encourage you to check in with yourself before continuing. We always want everyone to put their needs first. If this is you, we understand, thank you, and we’ll see you next week🖤*Happy Birthday Kali! It’s another episode of chaos and Jade is back as she’s been relieved of her pain management duties! For Kali’s birthday episode we have a group topic! An we’ve decided to talk about the one thing that will always be a

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01:28:24

Ep. 57 Scars Are Like Trophies | ER STORIES

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2024/04/08

Well Hello There!Yes, it has been a month since last we hung out besties! It was absolutely not planned but unfortunately it is what happened. We received so much incredible love from all of you so thank you for understanding and continuing to support this weird little podcast💋✨! This week Jade is out of commission so she can take care of her Hubs after surgery🙃! We miss her and hope that her husbands healing is going swift. BUT! Kali’s sister Karli is in town this week for Kali’s birthday so

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Ep. 56 Best Friends Roast Each Other | DRAGONS

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2024/03/04

Hey Chaotic Babes!Jade’s Back this week!! Finally we got our little Jadey Bean back in the studio! Dev is now feeling under the weather this week so we did not plan to have her on and did not prep an extra mic for her. So Jade and Dev are going to be playing mic grab this episode😂. Stay Tuned This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter ‘D’ so we are talking about Dragons!! Dev tells us the 5 things she knows about dragons, Jade talks about her favorite game on her phone called Dragon Mania

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01:31:06

Ep. 55 I Don’t Like How My Fingers Feel | CANDY...

Functional Chaos Podcast ·

2024/02/19

Hiii Chaotic Babes!🖤✨ (If you have Mesaphonia we apologies in advance and warn you there are some eating sounds that could not be eliminated. We understand if it’s too much and we’ll see you next week for new chaos!🖤)Another week of February to grind through and thrive through!💋 It’s also another week of Jade being a sick little bug, so she wasn’t able to join us once again. It’s also another week of Dev struggling with naming her frog babies. Bonus, Kali continues to not know how to say the

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01:18:52

Ep. 54 Stop Talking About Our Bodies Weirdos | BIGFOOT

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2024/02/12

Happy Valentines Week Babes! We definitely forgot to talk about it all together 😅So, we hope it's a good one with your SO, or friends, or family, or pets, or maybe even your favorite book friend group! We don’t judge🖤! Jade is sick this week with a horrible stomach bug, so it’s just Dev and Kali today! We have to make a little PSA because the pervy and hateful comments have got out of control. Please if you feel the need to comment about our bodies, just leave the group chat. This is not the

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Ep. 53 Seven Capfuls of Miralax! | AUSTRALIAN WHITE...

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2024/02/05

HEYYY BESTIES! We’re back for a new season!!! Sorry we’re delayed 2 extra weeks, but as you’ll find out we had a huge ice storm and could not make it to the studio AND Kali has been having some graphic happenings with her stomach and digestion, so prepare yourself for that.😂 After catching up on the events of the last month and a half, Dev brings us to the wonderful world of frogs. Can you tell it’s her favorite animal?🤭 Last week Dev added some cold moist family members with 2 Australian White

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Ep. 52 Seasons Over Daddy | ZODIAC 2024 PREDICTIONS

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2023/12/25

It’s the end of another season!! Holy Titty Tats! Two seasons (rounds of the alphabet) down and only many more to come! In obvious FC fashion, something unexpected happened resulting in Kali missing our final episode of the year. She is feeling much better after much needed days of rest! SO don’t fret, Kali shall be back in 2024 back in health and sass. 🖤 This week Jade and Dev talk about the 2024 predictions of the zodiac signs. Dev is a Taurus, Jade is a Capricorn, and Kali is an Aries, so these

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Ep. 51 Professional Butt Stabber | YULE, YIELD, &...

Functional Chaos Podcast ·

2023/12/18

We have to apologize again to our audio listeners. The audio this week has a lot of room noise that was not caught during recording. However, the visual episode, available on YouTube and Spotify, seems to be a better experience! So sorry again! We talk a little bit about Yule; Kali teaches us some things about what the Yule holiday is and where it comes from. Dev starts a conversation about yielding while driving which leads to a totally different conversation that has nothing to do with anything

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Ep. 50 They Gave Us Dry Benedict | XPOSED & XMAS

Functional Chaos Podcast ·

2023/12/11

What a fantastic week for another episode of your favorite chaotic podcast! First we need to apologize for the sniffles heard in this episode, allergies were on a high on the day of recording. If it becomes a sensory issue please be sure to put yourself first and we will see you next week babes!😊🖤 We all play a game called Silly Goose for our IceBreaker! Basically, it's a card game to “xpose” who's turning into their parents😂! Which is a great precursor to our topic this week! Our letter

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01:24:54

Ep. 49 Double Stuffed | Witches, Wild West, & Would...

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2023/12/04

Dev’s BACK!!! We have missed our little, sexy hobbit! You’re in for an amazing treat with this one y’all! We really lean into our goofyness this week while we discuss how many tabs is an appropriate amount to have open at one time! We would love to hear your own opinion on this IceBreaker question. The letter this week is, W, and the trend of absolutely no structure of what we talk about, Jade starts us off with a short article about witches. The conversation somehow becomes about the Wild West,

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