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BABY PARTY

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Nihilist doomerism, but funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy news commentary

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1:41:48

077 - Proving Grounds

BABY PARTY ·

2025/08/14

What do you get when you mix big tech business development, corrupt politicians, and monopolized private interest essential utilities? No need to guess, as it will most likely be coming soon to a municipality near you! Christian gives us the low-down on the super cool, super awesome new way that average New Jerseyans are getting their heads squeezed.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:25:05

075 - Blackstone is Evil Pt.1 [DEEP DIVE 006]

BABY PARTY ·

2025/08/07

We figured now would be a great time to educate people on exactly what Blackstone is, and why it is deserving of your fear, hate, and disgust. This has nothing to do with anything in the news, in fact I don't know why I'm even typing this because I don't know what even could be in the news. We don't follow the news. What is 'the news'?Trust me, you WILL want to hear Pt.2.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for

1:08:19

073 - Data Minin' and Funeral Home Lyin'

BABY PARTY ·

2025/07/31

Christian walks us through discovering for himself just how pimped out his digital fingerprint (and most likely all of ours) is. We read about an extremely "fun" news story that maybe involves leaky brain goo.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/25/brain-box-funeral-home-lawsuit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:03:20

071 - Cheeto Labubu Gig Economy Pt.1

BABY PARTY ·

2025/07/24

We go over an extremely weird and extremely sus article detailing your average CEO's wet dream for now much they can gig-ify your job and your life. But don't worry, AI will also be involved. This crap pissed us off too much and we ended up taking it in a few different directions, so we got another 2-parter for yous. Part 2 for Patreon members only.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:03:00

069 - Convenience Stores are Our 'Third Place'

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2025/07/17

Kooky Christians yelling at clouds, musing on good ol' fashioned American anti-intellectualism, and "OPERATION EXCALIBUR". Which is apparently a real thing our DHS and military did and not just some stupid joke we made. We take our sweet time this week, so the tail end of us covering the article is picked up in this week's Patreon episode.Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will)↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-operation-excalibur-in Hosted on

1:05:03

067 - God Bless Philly DC33 Pt.1

BABY PARTY ·

2025/07/10

Just a heads up, we actually get to this week's article in Pt.2. We took some time discussing the DC33 union strike in Philadelphia. We also chatted about the George A. Romero "Dead" movies, how NJ is beautiful... and then pre-gamed the article we had planned. Part 2 is a banger so don't miss it. Join the Patreon.Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our Patreonwww.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/us/politics/democrats-project-2029.html Hosted on Acast

1:14:37

065 - The Goonmazing Splooderman

BABY PARTY ·

2025/07/03

Ever consider the fact that burnout is a you problem? Working a job is awesome! Sorry you are just such a weak little worm that even something as awesome as compulsory wage labor is too much to handle sometimes. Also, as far as compensation goes, pizza definitely goes harder than actual money.Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our

1:14:28

063 - Self-Preservation is Critical

BABY PARTY ·

2025/06/26

White birch beer good, holiday foods bad. Very scary Anthropic study confirms what we've collectively (like... as a species) known and felt about the dangers of autonomous or semi-autonomous computers and robots since, roughly, the 1920s. Also, unfortunately we get a quick update on our favorite guy, Palmer Luckey.Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our

1:17:07

061 - Global Village Coffeehouse

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2025/06/19

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you.We discuss our love of the so-called 'global village coffeehouse' aesthetic, it's relation to the corporate design of today, and the nature of nostalgia. We then get extremely pissed off at more scary technopolist news.https://cari.institute/aesthetics/global-village-coffeehousehttps://www.theregister.com/2025/06/13/us_army_techies/ Hosted on Acast. See

1:05:33

059 - American Babies Abroad

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2025/06/12

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you.Baby brained American tourists want to travel to any country of their choosing and decide how people who live there interact with them. Trump bad but this may be somehow even more embarrassing. 'A target': Why more Americans are hiding their nationality abroad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:17:09

057 - Fantasy World

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2025/06/05

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you.We discuss the writer Rutger Bregman and his baby brained self help ideology. Millions of copies sold of various pop-psy trashola books that apparently cannot understand why in this world people work for big business instead of ending world

1:05:22

055 - Palmer Luckey

BABY PARTY ·

2025/05/29

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Video episodes and bonus content for members only. Become part of the BP family, we love you.Palmer Luckey is a dweeb that should have been bullied more as a kid, and should be bullied more now. He is also extremely scary and more people should be paying closer attention to him and his AI warfare weaponry company, Anduril.*Harry's stolen internet was acting up and we lost him and his audio/video feed partway through the episode. There are two or three short awkward

2:08:12

054 - It's Kinda Like Facetious

BABY PARTY ·

2025/05/22

An update on the worlds biggest dumb idiot, Curtis Yarvin. Also, apparently we don't have to wait for the tariffs to take effect to start getting raked over the coals.https://washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/05/08/curtis-yarvin-doge-musk-thiel/https://jacobin.com/2025/04/price-gouging-trump-tariffs-ftc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:44:01

053 - Pigs at the Trough

BABY PARTY ·

2025/05/15

David and Harry discuss the "Millennial Lifestyle Subsidy" which is something people allege actually exists. Not gonna lie, this one got us pretty angry fam.https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/08/technology/farewell-millennial-lifestyle-subsidy.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2:29:47

052 - Disregard All Previous Instructions [DEEP DIVE...

BABY PARTY ·

2025/05/10

CHECK OUT THE PATREON IT'S ACTUALLY REAL: www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASTWe explore some awesome new Dutch hobbies that may or may not involve bombing other countries. We didn't call this a deep dive during the episode, but it is. The extremely weird twitter account that we mention a bunch, @VleckieHond, has somehow or another been deleted in the few days since we recorded

1:19:57

051 - There's a New Number One Cola in Town

BABY PARTY ·

2025/05/01

A couple little ditties, and one gigantic doody. Hope you've enjoyed one whole year of BABYPARTY, lfg gang.https://fortune.com/2025/03/31/blackrock-larry-fink-annual-letter-economy-uncertainty-tariffs-recession/https://www.acs.org/pressroom/presspacs/2025/march/medical-infusion-bags-can-release-microplastics.htmlhttps://nypost.com/2025/03/27/us-news/nj-police-chief-robert-farleys-alleged-sick-pranks-revealed-in-images-and-court-docs/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:20:23

050 - Whack Mirror

BABY PARTY ·

2025/04/24

Harry brings a doozy of an article to the table this week. Who woulda guessed, that in an age such as this, something as innocent as EXPERIMENTAL STARTUP BIOTECHNOLOGY MEDICAL DEVICES could be tainted by the ills of industrialized capitalism?Happy 50th episode, yall.https://www.nature.com/immersive/d41586-022-03810-5/index.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2:08:33

049 - Powerful or Dangerous?

BABY PARTY ·

2025/04/14

We discuss the utility of powerful vs dangerous ideas, and cover even more microplastics news. Somehow it never got addressed during the episode, but no Christian this week. He died, and will be back next week.https://gizmodo.com/chewing-gum-releases-thousands-of-microplastics-into-our-saliva-researchers-find-2000580930 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:24:49

048 - Rhotacism, Spirographs, and the Middle Class

BABY PARTY ·

2025/04/03

Notorious boomer millionaire Kevin O'Leary shares some boomer opinions about how people spend their money, more absolutely horrific and disgusting AI news, and more!https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-income-needed-to-be-middle-class-in-every-u-s-state-2025/https://www.foxbusiness.com/media/kevin-oleary-workers-piss-waste-money-buying-daily-cups-coffee-idiot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:01:29

047 - Circle Jerkaling

BABY PARTY ·

2025/03/28

We are so absolutely screwed on retirement it isn't even funny. Well, it's kinda funny I guess. Looking forward to dying of a heart attack while at my service industry job at the ripe old age of 67.https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/article/2024/jun/18/millennials-midlife-crisis Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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