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Nihilist doomerism, but funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1:27:57

126 - The Killbots that Kill People

BABY PARTY ·

2026/04/24

Sorry gang, we took a bit of an unexpected break but we're back. We talk about autonomous robots, and a new doozy of a massive corporate takeover. I try out a hilarious new Michael Jackson bit I'm working on for my hilarious standup routine, and share how I snorted some pee.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:07:08

125 - Our Souls are Bored

BABY PARTY ·

2026/04/10

Apparently articles need to be written about waiting in line, how to do it, and how to escape boredom like its the friggen grim reaper. A couple of extremely stupid articles lead us to an interesting discussion on why we Americans might have such an unhealthy relationship to boredom.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/03/waiting-boredom-books/686606/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for

1:02:55

124 - Realistic Hypothetical

BABY PARTY ·

2026/04/01

Me and Harry just yuck it up and have a lot of fun.We end up talking about celebrities, ex-pats, ketchup, and how Reddit is convinced I'm Filipino.No article!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:47:58

123 - Battlefield Networks, Lab-Grown Human Brains,...

BABY PARTY ·

2026/03/25

We talk about the many AMAZING ways the United States of America is so AWESOME and COOL. We love spending billions upon billions on AI infusions into war-making techno-bots, we love tinkering around with lab-grown homunculi, we love our oceans full of plastic (and we like that plastic to be potentially unremovable). Only freedom-haters disagree.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:04:18

122 - Honeypot Nation (Florida House Bill 945)

BABY PARTY ·

2026/03/20

Harry educates us on HB 945, an extremely scary bill currently making it's way through Florida's legislative system, that would effectively lay the groundwork for creating their own state-level CIA. We learn about so-called "pattern of life" data, we all get very scared, and I rant about a local restaurant experience.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2026/945/ByVersion Hosted on Acast. See

1:02:06

121 - RIP Jim Carrey JK LOL

BABY PARTY ·

2026/03/13

I consult my notes, and blurt out some thoughts I had on what internet peoples are saying about the new Jim Carrey clone. We bounce around a bit all while orbiting this idea of 'why can't people question things?' and muse on who might benefit when public inquisitivenessis quashed. No article this week!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:40:51

120 - Scurvy-Pilled

BABY PARTY ·

2026/03/06

Me and Harry jump right into it this week.First we share some new and interesting information about microchipping your pets.If this affects you and your fur-friends, don't worry as it is only coming about 2 years late. Then, for the majority of the episode we roast two NYT opinion piece MORONS who think our current industrialized food system is great! Apparently all it needs is the ol' college try! BOOOOOO!!!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:10:44

119 - FDA Approved AI Biotech Medical Malpractice

BABY PARTY ·

2026/02/26

No catchy title, since our article this week is a straight up horror show. Some crazy info in this ep as we discuss some of the fallout (spoiler: that means harm toward human life) of big AI money getting pumped into various biotech industries. Before we get to the article I go rant-mode-activated concerning my recent visit to an AMC movie theater.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:14:10

117 - Horny History (aka The Hubris of Presentism)

BABY PARTY ·

2026/02/20

Me and Harry yuk it up so much we forgot to do the pod. No article this week but we had a pretty fun and interesting conversation including a minor 'editor's note', some thoughts on kink-shaming, some thoughts on horny renaissance paintings, the 'Dark Ages', "I" language, E-prime, and more! Hit up our patreon for bonus eps, and video content.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

1:28:22

116 - Unserious and Lacking Technical Merit

BABY PARTY ·

2026/02/10

Yoyoyo! This week we question what is actually powering Waymo's johnnycabs of the future, we check in with our favorite loser Palmer Luckey, and become extremely suspicious of some Drexel University study that is claiming to use AI to identify gentrification. Also, apparently the NE coast of the US is now Yakutsk 2.0.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:38:56

114 - The AI of Travel

BABY PARTY ·

2026/01/29

We don't mention it during this ep, but me and Harry are pod-ing together irl! This was a first for us, so the audio isn't the best, but all in all I think it came out good. We make good on an intention I expressed a while back, and dive into the wretched, putrefied, toxic, world of vacation cruises. Turns out they are possibly even worse than we previously thought. Enjoy!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

1:40:29

113 - Carbon Bootprint

BABY PARTY ·

2026/01/20

We dilly dally for a bit, David brings up another type of guy to hate on, and Harry serves us an article. thetelegraph.co.uk is trying to pull a fast one on us, so it seems, to dissuade people from feeling good about their own little backyard gardens.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/22/carbon-footprint-homegrown-food-allotment-increase/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

1:02:24

111 - Marching Band Music, Fridge Ads, and Heli-Ubers...

BABY PARTY ·

2026/01/12

We give a few thoughts on the recent news of our fooley-magoolying down in Venezuela, and then hit up a few different articles. Don't worry, you'll also get your weekly dose of some new horrifying microplastic news. Go get Part 2 over at our Patreon:Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://scitechdaily.com/microplastics-burrow-into-blood-vessels-and-fuel-heart-disease/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2:13:24

110 - The Vestigial Finger of Empire

BABY PARTY ·

2026/01/06

Got an extra long episode for yous this week to ring in the new year with. You might be looking at the episode length, and thinking to yourself "2 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES?!!! WHAT IN THE JUMPIN JIMMINY GEE-WIZ GOO GOO GAA GAA — IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET IN 2026 SO I HAVE TO CENSOR MYSELF AND TALK LIKE A BABY — JILAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT COULD THEY BE TALKING ABOUT FOR SO DAMN LONG?!!!! We go over an incredible article that Christian whipped out detailing and discussing the

1:29:15

109 - Jacob Collier of the Military Industrial Complex

BABY PARTY ·

2025/12/29

Sorry for the late drop on this episode, blame xmas.Our most favoritest, hatedest, big, scary, technopolist, war-profiteer freak-a-zoid, Palmer Luckey, is back in the news AGAIN. Believe me when I say that I truly do hate talking about this guy, but until the general public gets hip to what this psycho is up to, I feel like we have a duty to continue covering him.https://www.businessinsider.com/palmer-luckey-america-worlds-gun-store-defense-tech-2025-12Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video

1:41:16

108 - A Reminder of What's Real

BABY PARTY ·

2025/12/18

We talk about the recently posted, and quickly pulled, McDonald's AI-generated Christmas ad.I thought we would just rag on it and move onto other material, but it ended up sparking an interesting discussion about how even advertising now seems emblematic of our collective, societal, continual descent further and further into the pits of hell.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

1:33:17

107 - WTF is an EXOMIND?

BABY PARTY ·

2025/12/11

We take a not-so-deep dive into BTL Industries, and explore a few of their really awesome and super safe looking bio-tech contraptions. Also some fun stories, reminiscing about Dr. Mario, and a broken basement pipe.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:13:08

106 - Our Disappointing and Grotesque High-tech Reality

BABY PARTY ·

2025/12/04

Tech that doesn't do what you want it to, now in two exciting new flavors! One part enshitification, one part techno-dystopia... what's not to like! Also, David doubles down on some previously expressed opinions on travel.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-11-core-features-are-broken/https://futurism.com/robots-and-machines/robot-vacuum-broadcasting Hosted on

1:02:57

105 - The Poop Phone

BABY PARTY ·

2025/12/01

A bunch of silly business, some fan mail, and a couple little fun articles. Harry returns! He has risen!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://nypost.com/2024/11/05/world-news/us-cant-confirm-north-korean-soldiers-in-russia-hooked-on-porn-after-getting-internet-access/https://www.sofi.com/article/economy-markets/entry-level-hiring-is-drying-up-how-grads-can-survive-it/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:10:22

103 - An Idiot-Savant for Low Tires

BABY PARTY ·

2025/11/20

We had a good time pallingaround for a while before buckling up and tearing into an interesting article. LLM's like ChatGPT and such are making people over-confident. Some skills are developed and refined from engaging with the technology, but they remain well overshadowed by how good people feel they have gotten, according to new research. Something of a "no duh" at first glance, an unconventionally agreeable article manages to spur some interesting discussion this week.Patreon!!! Bonus episode

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